"Let's Roll Team!"
By: McCracken
Road Rovers, MIB and anything that involve them are property of Warner Bros. The Galaxy Rovers, and the crew of the Space Rover 2, and the Lone Dog Team are property of Kristen Coughlan. Strayers are property of Steven Today. Huntress, Duke, and Canis are property of Greywolf Lupous. L33T Team and Bobcat Strayers are property of McCracken. Everyone I haven't mentioned belong to other ppl that I didn't mention.
Setting: A field nearby a small
village in the Republic of Georgia
(That's Georgia the country by Russia, not the state). There's a light rain
falling. Two Humvees are parked (They both have the Soviet Flag on their sides)
and two men wearing suits are waiting outside of them.
Man #1 (Thick Russian Accent,
annoyed)
Where is he?
Man #2 (Thick Russian Accent,
reassuring)
Do not worry comrade, he will be here.
Man #1
He better hurry up.
A cycleborg drives up to them. The driver takes off his helmet revealing himself. He's a Dalmatian.
Dalmatian (American accent)
Ah good, you're here.
Man #1 (Annoyed)
We've been here for an hour! Why did want to meet us way out in Georgia?
Dalmatian
Well, there's not many places for Communist to hide out anymore.
Man #2 (Mad)
We are more than Communist! We are the Soviet Empire! And we will take power
back in Russia. Vladirmir Putin has forsaken his country and ideals for the
Western World.
Dalmatian
That's why we're meeting out here, you're all wanted men in your country.
Man #1
I do believe you have something for us.
Dalmatian
Right, you see, if you want power back in Russia, you'll need weapons and lots
of them.
Man #2 (Skeptical)
And how are we going to get such weapons from a dog?
Dalmatian
Because THIS dog has made many friends in the CIA, and I can get you many
powerful weapons such as this one.
The Dalmatian turns around to his cycleborg and pulls out a large briefcase. He opens it up and pulls out a strange looking gun (similar to the machine guns in Starship Troopers).
Man #2
What is that comrade?
Dalmatian (Smug)
This is the OICW/GL. It's a prototype weapon for the US army. The small gun on
the bottom is the assault rifle. It shoots a 5.56 mm bullet that can be laser
targeted. The larger gun on the top is the GL or grenade launcher. It can be
detached from the gun itself and it shoots 20mm grenades. If you arm your
Soviets with these, you'll overwhelm the Russian army.
Man #1 (Shocked)
How many of these do you have?
Dalmatian (Smug)
Depends, how much money are you willing to 'invest' in this?
Man #2 motions towards one of the Humvees and two men come out with briefcases and open them, revealing thousands in Russian cash. The Dalmatian smiles.
Setting: 60 meters away in a
forest. We see the POV of a sniper scope.
The cross-hairs are pointed directly at Man #1's head.
Voice (Female, Happy)
That's it, just keep them talking a little bit longer.
Voice (Male French Accent, Happy)
Oui, oui, zhe Soviets will not know what hit zhem.
Setting: Field. It's the same has before.
Dalmatian
Well, it's been great doing business, we'll meet back here tomorrow and I'll
give you what you want.
Man #1 (Concerned)
Wait just a minute, you two, check him.
Two men dressed in Soviet Army uniforms approach the Dalmatian and check him. They find pistol, a communicator and a tape recorder.
Soviet #1 (Thick Russian Accent)
Sir, he has been bugged. This whole thing was rigged!
Man #1 (Taking the pistol from
the solider, Mad)
What, you American son of a bitch!
Setting: 60 meters away in the forest (same has before with the sniper POV).
Voice (Female, concerned)
Oh no, they found out!
Voice (Male French accent)
Quick, shoot zhe bastards!
Setting: Field. Man #1 is pointing a pistol at the Dalmatian.
Dalmatian
Calm down, I'm only working for you. I just record all of my deals, it's how I
improve on myself.
Man #1 (Annoyed)
How stupid do you think I am?
Dalmatian (Sarcastic)
Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you mention it...
Man #1 (Beginning to pull the
trigger)
Shut up!
Suddenly a spray of blood goes out from the side of his head and he falls down limp. Man #2 looks shocked until blood explodes out of his chest and he flies into one of the Humvees. The Dalmatian, taking the distraction to his advantage, opens up his briefcase and pulls out the OICW/GL. He raises it and a small red light appears on one of the Soviet soldier's head. The Dalmatian pulls the trigger and three bullets smash into his chest. The Dalmatian then swings the OICW/GL towards the other Soviet and pulls the trigger. One bullet goes into his neck, the other two go into his face. The Soviet falls down dead. The Dalmatian then presses a red button on the side of the OICW/GL and aims it at one of the Humvees. He pulls the trigger and fires one of the grenades, destroying the Humvee. He then points the OICW/GL at the other one and destroys it. Sheila (with a sniper rifle on her shoulder) and Napoleon come out of the forest towards the Dalmatian. The Dalmatian grabs his neck and takes off his mask, revealing XL766.
XL766 (Holding the OICW/GL up)
I know what I want for Christmas this year!
Sheila (Sarcastic)
Well, if you're a good boy, maybe Santa will give you one. Are you all right?
XL766
Fine, but you were a little early on the trigger.
Sheila (Annoyed)
Is that anyway to thank someone for saving your life?
XL766
Probably not, but oh well.
XL766 picks up his communicator and turns it on.
XL766 (Talking into the
communicator)
This is XL766 to base, "Operation: Take Lenin Down Again" has been a
total success.
Colleen (Sarcastic, over
communicator)
Tell me XL766, how many people did you kill this time.
XL766 (Proud, talking into the
communicator)
Twenty-two to be exact, now we need to be picked up.
Colleen (Sarcastic, over
communicator)
Already? Oh, I thought you wanted to go and kill everyone in the village.
XL766 (Excited, talking into the
communicator)
Can I?
Colleen (Mad, over communicator)
NO!
Setting: RRHQ, Debriefing room.
XL766, Sheila, Napoleon, are being debriefed by Hunter and The Master.
Master
Well, you were able to eliminated the Soviet Ultranationalists and the OICW/GL
was returned to the CIA.
XL766 gives a disappointed look.
Hunter (Sarcastic)
Don't worry XL766, like we've been saying, if you're a good doggy, Santa will
bring you one for Christmas.
Master (Stern)
However, you did fail in finding their location.
XL766 (Defensive)
Hey, they pulled a gun on me and my team acted has they should. Besides, we
took off their head. What's left of them will realize that Communism sucks ass
and give up.
Master
Be that has it may, you were suppose to find their location.
XL776, Shiela, and Napoleon look disappointed. Hunter gives a pleading look to the Master.
Master (Cheerful)
But you were very good dogs, even though you didn't fully complete the mission.
So therefore, I will accept you're plan XL766. The Road Rovers first special
forces unit, code named "L33T Team", headed by XL766, with Sheila and
Napoleon has members, and allowed to use 'lethal force' only when absolutely
necessary, shall exist.
XL766, Sheila, and Napoleon smile.
XL766 (Excited)
Thank you Professor Shepherd, you will not regret this.
Master (Upset)
I have a feeling I will.
Setting: Hallway.
XL766 and Hunter are walking down it to the Rec Room.
XL766
Thanks Hunter.
Hunter
No prob man. Just don't abuse your power. I know how you like to kill things.
XL766
Hey, from here on out I'm going legit.
Hunter
Really?
XL766 (Smug)
Nah, I just said that for the hell of it.
Hunter (Sighing)
I think helping you back there was a big mistake.
Setting: Road Rovers Rec Room.
Duke, Huntress, and Bear are watching "CNN". Hunter and XL766 walk
in.
Huntress
Hey XL766, you made the news.
XL766
Really?
Reporter on TV
Here we are, on location, in the Republic of Georgia (that's the country, not
the state) where two leaders of a violent, Soviet Ultranationalist terrorist
group have been assassinate. We have word from the Georgian Government, that
this was a NATO operation to eliminate them before they could do any harm to
Russia.
XL766 (Pissed)
NATO!?!?!?! THOSE MOTHERF****** COULDN'T DO JACK SHIT!
Duke
Jeez, calm down XL766, you know that the UN wouldn't tell the press that was a
Road Rover operation.
XL766
I know, but NATO?
Huntress
Hey, the excuse does work.
XL766
I know, I know, but NATO?!?
Bear
Personally, I don't think you deserve any air time period.
XL766
Get over it Bear, Hubert cloned you a new Cyc, it's exactly the same has the one
I wrecked.
Bear
That still doesn't excuse you for stealing and crashing HIM.
Bear leaves.
Hunter
He'll probably never forgive you for that.
XL766 (Smug)
His loss.
XL766 grabs the remote.
Duke
Hey, don't you want to watch the rest?
XL766 (Smug)
I don't need to watch it, I lived it.
XL766 changes then channel to "TV Land".
XL766
Besides, the A-Team is on.
Hunter and Duke (Shocked and
Confused)
The A-Team?!?
XL766 (Sarcastic)
Is there an echo in here?
Huntress
What's the A-Team?
XL766
Watch and find out.
Duke (Mad)
No one watches the A-Team any more.
XL766 (Mocking Mr. T)
Quit yo jibber jabber, foo'.
Exile walks in.
Exile
Hello comrades. Hey, the A-Teamski! I LOVE THIS SHOW!
Exile sits on the couch.
Canis (Over Intercom)
All members of the L33T Team report to the briefing room. I repeat, all members
of L33T Team report to the briefing room.
XL766 sighs and leaves.
Duke (Reaching for remote)
Time to change the channel.
Exile freezes his hand
Exile
Nyet, we watch A-Teamski.
Setting: Road Rovers Briefing
Room.
Sheila, Napoleon, and the Master are there. XL766 walks in.
Master
Glad you're here XL766.
XL766
So, what's up?
Sheila
According to Mr. Shepherd here, there's reason to believe that Parvo is trying
to do some "recruiting".
XL766 (Interested)
Oh really now?
Master
Yes, apparently 10 Cano-Sapiens have gone missing in a period of two weeks.
XL766
Where is this taking place?
Master
In Fredicville, Montana. It's one of the few Cano-Sapien towns in the world.
XL766
So, you're going to station us out there to shut down Parvo's operation?
Master
Exactly, and who knows, you might even be able to find some help out there.
XL766
Ok, let's roll team!
Setting: Fredicville, Montana.
It's pretty much a one horse town.
There's a main street with a few smaller ones leading off from it. There's
probably about 20 to 30 buildings in the entire town. There's not a single
human anywhere, there's only Cano-Sapiens. XL766 (driving the Street Rover)
with Sheila and Napoleon drive into town.
Napoleon (Thick Franc accent)
Aha, gay Paris.
Sheila
Um Napoleon, we're in Fredicville, not Paris.
Napoleon
Do not question zhe great Napoleon!
XL766
Hey you two, cut it out, we're on a mission.
Sheila
Some one's acting out of character.
XL766
We're missing the A-Team. Let's just go check in at the hotel and see what the
word on the street is.
Sheila
Speaking of which, I almost forgot to tell you something.
XL766
What?
Sheila
Everyone single Cano-Sapien, Felo-Sapien, and human at RRHQ wanted me to tell
you one thing.
XL766
Which would be....
Sheila
No killing.
XL766 mutters some profanity under his breath.
XL766
What they don't know, don't hurt 'em, right Napoleon?
Napoleon
Oui, oui.
Sheila (Sarcastic)
Great, our first mission and we're already going to get in trouble.
XL766 parks the Street Rover by a building with a sign that says "Fredicville Hotel: Vacancy".
Setting: Inside the Hotel. It's
pretty much a saloon. There's a bar in the back and a Check-In desk at the
front.
Lots of Cano-Sapiens are drinking and talking. XL766 approaches the desk and
bumps into a Doberman
in a suit.
XL766
Sorry.
Doberman (Mad)
Sorry? Sorry's not a enough.
The Doberman pulls out a pistol and points it at XL766. Everyone in the saloon stops and watches. A Black Lab at the bar pulls out a shotgun, just in case. A Japanese Spitz wearing a white cloak approaches the Doberman.
Spitz (Male, Thick Japanese
accent)
Come now, there is no need for violence.
Doberman
Back up Yamotto, this doesn't involve you!
Yamotto
When you try to push around out of towners, it becomes something I must get
involved with.
Doberman
Well that's a darn shame, it looks like the 'Defender of the Down Trotted' will
have to be killed.
The Doberman signals his hand and several Cano-Sapiens at a nearby table stand up and pull out uzis.
XL766 (Thinking to himself)
As Hunter would say: 'I would not have predicted this'.
Yamotto
Do not force me to harm you.
Yamotto grabs a sword at his side and begins to pull it out of its case.
The Cano-Sapiens at the table point their uzis at Yamotto. A Golden Retriever dressed like Indian Jones at the bar turns towards the Cano-Sapiens at the table and points six-shooters at them.
Golden Retriever (American
Accent)
Now, now, what have we got here? Is Dobby starting some trouble again?
Dobby (Still pointing gun at
XL766)
You shut up Alec, or should I say 'The Drunk Dog'.
The Cano-Sapiens at the table laugh at Alec. Alec tightens the grip on his six-shooters.
Alec
I'm still conscious enough to pump quite a lot of bullets into your friends.
The Cano-Sapiens stop laughing. Sheila and Napoleon walk in with their suitcases.
Sheila
You got us check in yet XL766?
Sheila realizes what's going on.
Sheila (Mad)
I swear, we can never take you anywhere without you getting into trouble.
Sheila opens up a suitcase and pulls out a M4 Carbine and points it at Dobby.
XL766
Now Dobby, let's calm down.
Dobby (Mad)
No out of towners call me by my real name.
XL766 (Smug)
Would you rather me call you Fluffy?
Cano-Sapiens in the saloon laugh. Dobby gives an angry look and they stop.
XL766
Well this has been fun, but it's time for this to end.
XL766 grabs Dobby's extended arm at his wrist and elbow. XL766 then breaks the arm and takes his gun. The Cano-Sapiens at the table fire their uzis, but Yamotto jumps in the way and deflects all of the bullets with his sword. Alec fires his six-shooters into the Cano-Sapiens at the table, killing three. Sheila aims her M4 and is about to pull the trigger, but the Black Lab at the bar shoots a warning shot into the ceiling.
Black Lab (Male, Scottish Accent)
Hey no fighting. Dobby, get you and your men's sorry tails out of here now! Yamotto,
if I catch you or Alec in another shoot out in here again, you're both banned
for life.
Alec (Protesting)
Come on O'Malley, I AM the biggest customer here.
O'Malley
Be that as it may, you're fighting gives this place a bad name. (Pointing the
shotgun at Dobby) Hey Dobby I thought I told you to get out of here!
Dobby grabs his broken arm and leaves. The Cano-Sapiens at the table follow him. Alec gets up from the bar and heads towards Yamotto. Things at the saloon go back to the way they were.
Alec (Sarcastic)
Hey Yamotto, you want to give me some warning before you do something like
that?
Yamotto (Apologizing)
My apologies Alec-San.
Alec
Calm down, I was only kidding. You all right?
XL766 (Extending his hand towards
Alec)
Yeah, thanks for the help.
Alec shakes it.
Alec
Not a problem at all, it's what me and Yamotto do all of the time here, ever
since Dobby bumped off the sheriff.
XL766
Why don't you get help from the Montana State Police.
Alec (Sarcastic)
For one, they are the Montana State Police.
Yamotto (Serious)
Fredicville is practically its own country out here. Montana wants nothing to
do with it. What is your name?
XL766
Well, I really don't have a name. I have a serial number, XL766. (Motioning
towards Napoleon) That's Napoleon (Motion towards Sheila) and this is Sheila.
We're from the Road Rovers. We're here to investigate the disappearance of 10
Cano-Sapiens...
Yamotto (Frantic)
This is NOT the place to talk of this. Let us get you checked in and we shall
talk up there.
Setting: Room in Fredicville
Hotel.
XL766, Sheila, Napoleon, Yamotto, and Alec are all in it.
Yamotto (Surprised)
You mean you were really created by Parvo?
XL766
Yeah.
Alec
Well that's go to f****** suck.
XL766
Yeah.
Yamotto
Well, I do not know of Parvo having anything to do with Fredicville.
Alec
Me neither. But I'm sure as hell that Dobby has something to do with it.
Sheila
You mean Mister Sunshine who tried to pull a gun on XL766?
Yamotto
Yes Sheila-San. He has a casino here in town, but it's really where he does his
drug running.
XL766 (Smug)
Drug running huh? Well, I'm sure there's a few Strayers that would like to find
that information.
Alec
Yeah, he's always got the streets filled up with some sort of shit. Every
Friday he makes sells to some humans in a truck.
Napoleon
Well then, we zhall storm zhe casino and take care of zhis mess.
Alec
Whoa there somkey, where's this WE? I almost got my tail shoot off helping you
guys, that's has far as I go.
Yamotto
Alec-San, we must help them. They do not know where the casino is or its
layout.
Alec
Well you can take care of that, but I'm not going to go out there and get shot.
Besides, we're both banned for life from there. If we come near to that casino,
Dobby will have us killed on the spot.
XL766 (Smug)
You forget, Dobby has only one good arm. And I doubt he'll suspect you two of
coming to the casino now.
Yamotto
Good point. Come on Alec, it is our civic duty to assist them in any way that
we can.
Alec
Fine, I'll help get them there, but then I'm out. You can take them in Yamotto.
XL766
Ok, let's get going then.
Setting: Outside of Dobby's Casino.
Alec, XL766, Yamotto, Sheila, and Napoleon walk up to it.
Alec (Leaving)
There, here it is. Now I'm getting my ass out of here.
XL766 grabs him.
XL766
I don't think so.
Alec (Confused)
Why not?
XL766 (Pointing down the street)
Look up in that building. There's at least 3 snipers up there. They'll bust you
straight up before you can take two steps.
Alec (Scared)
On second thought, I'll see this thing through.
Alec, Napoleon and Yamotto walk in.
Sheila (Sarcastic)
Three snipers? Man that was lame.
XL766
Hey, it worked didn't it?
XL766 and Sheila walk in.
Setting: Inside Dobby's Casino.
It's a pretty sleazy place. There's more guards in suits than customers.
Sheila
This isn't exactly a Vegas class casino is it?
Yamotto
Most people have been banned from this casino. The only people who come here
are those addicted to Dobby's drugs.
Alec
Which we aren't, so we have no business being here.
Alec turns towards the door but two German Shepherds in suits step in his way.
Bouncer #1 (Smug)
Well, well, what have we got here?
Bouncer #2 (Smug)
I'd say it was our good friend Alec.
Alec (Weak)
Hey guys, I thought I'd just come in here and see what's going on.
Bouncer #1 (Smug)
And you're leaving so soon?
Bouncer #2 (Smug)
I insist that you stick around for a little bit longer.
Yamotto steps in between the Bouncers and Alec.
Yamotto
This one's not worth your trouble gentleman.
Bouncer #1 (Mad)
He banged our girlfriends and he's banned!
Alec (Proud)
And I banged them rotten too!
The two Bouncers pull out uzis. Yamotto pulls out his sword, XL766 pulls out a pump shotgun, Sheila and Napoleon pull out two pistols, and Alec jumps behind some slot machines. All of the bouncers in the casino pull out uzis. Dobby (wearing a cast) walks out of the back room.
Dobby
You?!?! Kill them, kill them all.
Bouncer #2 (Smug)
With pleasure.
Yamotto disappears and reappears behind Bouncer #1 and #2. They fall in half. XL766 points his shotgun at some nearby bouncers and pumps some buckshot into them. Sheila and Napoleon fire at some other bouncers.
Alec (From behind the slot
machines)
Go team!
What's left of the bouncers fallback to Dobby. Dobby runs into the back room with the bouncers.
XL766 (Disappointed)
Well, that wasn't very fun.
Alec comes out from behind the slot machines.
Alec (Proud)
One of the few prices for being a pimp.
Everyone else rolls their eyes.
Yamotto
Come, let us go to the back room before they get away.
Setting: Back room.
Dobby is getting into a car while the bouncers hold off the L33T Team, Yamotto,
and Alec.
Sheila
Great, at this rate we'll never be able to stop him.
Alec
Don't worry, I have a plan.
Alec walks up to some crates and pushes them, knocking them on Dobby's car. The bouncers drop their guns instantly.
Setting: Outside of Fredicville.
The Street Rover is parked next to the Sky Rover. XL766 is talking to Hunter.
Sheila, Napoleon, Yamotto, Alec, and Colleen are also there.
Hunter
So, Parvo wasn't involved with this?
XL766
Nope, Dobby bumped those 10 Cano-Sapiens off because they got in the way of his
drug running.
Hunter
Well, we've shut that down permanently. Good job XL766, but you did kill a few
people.
XL766
Hey, it was either them or us.
Hunter
Whatever, so, what are you going to do with Yamotto and Alec?
XL766
Try to recruit them of course. That is, unless, you have some objections?
Hunter
Nope, they seem pretty good for the job.
XL766 walks over to Yamotto and Alec.
XL766
Hey guys, I was wondering if you would like to join up with the Road Rovers?
Yamotto
I would be most honored to do so, XL766-San.
XL766
Hey, XL766 is fine, adding the San makes it even longer.
Yamotto
Yes XL766-Sa.. I mean XL766.
XL766
How about you Alec?
Alec
Well I don't know, with Dobby and his bouncers gone, there's going to be plenty
of free Cano-Sapiens chicks.
XL766
You do know that there are lots of hot, Cano-Sapien chicks at RRHQ.
Alec (Interested)
Are they free?
XL766
You bet ya.
Alec
Ok, I'm not joining for the good of man or anything like that, I'm joining to
get myself past thirty.
XL766 (Confused)
Thirty what?
Alec (Smug)
I think you know what I'm talking about.
XL766 thinks to himself for a moment and then realizes what he's saying.
XL766 (Understanding)
Oh, I get ya.
Setting: Road Rovers debriefing
room, two months later.
The L33T Team are being debriefed by the Master and Hunter.
Master
XL766, I'm very disappointed in you.
XL766
Why, Operation: "Kick Some Basque Ass" was a total success. All of
the Basque Sepertist were eliminated.
Master
Yes, but they all come out with their hands up and surrendered, and you still
shot them.
XL766
Hey, I don't speak Spanish. For all I know they could've been saying
"Look, I washed my hands today".
Alec snickers and Hunter gives him a cold stare.
Hunter
Actually Master, XL766 didn't just shoot them, he also fired a few grenades at
them.
XL766
What a minute, the only grenade I shot off was at that Volvo that they were
hiding behind.
Sheila
They weren't hiding behind it XL766, they were walking by it when they
surrendered.
XL766 (Mad)
Hey Sheila, who's side are you on?
Sheila (Smug)
The one that's obviously winning.
XL766 opens his mouth to respond, but closes it.
Master
Although, I must award credit to XL766 to running a smooth operation that freed
all of the hostages, even though he did take out a whole plaza in Madrid....
XL766 (Sarcastic, Under his
breath)
I didn't think a Volvo could hold THAT much gas.
Master
Which is why I'm going to assign a Strayer unit to work along side you guys, to
prevent you from causing any more unnecessary harm.
The entire L33T Team (except Yamotto) burst into complaints.
Master (Annoyed)
SILENCE!
They shut up.
Master
I hate to raise my voice, but if the L33T Team is still going to exist, its
members must have some control of their violence. To do that, I'm assigning the
Bobcat Strayers to work along side you. Any questions?
Everyone on the L33T Team raises their hands.
Master (Sarcastic)
Might I also add that anyone who has any questions will be kicked out of the
L33T Team.
Everyone puts their hands down.
Master
Good, now let me introduce you to the Bobcat Strayers.
Four Cano-Sapiens walk in through a door in the back. There's a female Coyote, a male German Shepherd, a male Red Fox, and (the one that catches XL766's attention) a black and white female Border Collie/Austrailian Shepherd.
Coyote
Hi, I'm Coyota.
German Shepherd
I'm Winston.
Red Fox
I'm Alexander, but everyone calls me Newman.
Border Collie/Austrailian
Shepherd
And I'm Amber, the dog in charge of the Bobcat Strayers.
Master
Hunter let's go, we'd better let everyone get acquainted.
Hunter
Right.
The Master and Hunter leave.
Setting: Hallway outside of
briefing room.
The Master is walking next to Hunter.
Hunter
Do you think they'll get along Master?
Master
One would hope so.
They here the sound of arguments coming from the briefing room. The Master and Hunter run back to see what's wrong.
Setting: Inside the briefing
room.
The Master looks concerned and Hunter just shakes his head at what they're
seeing. Everyone is arguing (except Yamotto who is still sitting down).
Amber (Mad)
A genetic made dog, a basset hound who thinks he's Napoleon, a samurai, a
coward, and a dog who knows nothing about her past, and some how you guys have
been able to take out some of the world's most dangerous terrorists? I can't
believe it.
XL766 (Mad, Defensive)
Well it's better than being a bunch of tight ass Strayers.
Amber (Mad)
Well at least we're not hated by other Road Rovers.
XL766 (Mad)
And who says we are?
XL766 and Amber look at each other dead in the face and growl.
Coyota (Mad, Disgusted)
No I will not date you!
Alec (Defensive)
All I did was ask a simple question, there's no need to get pissy.
Coyota (Mad)
And besides, I'd never date a coward.
Alec (Mad)
Coward!?!? Who says I'm a coward.
Coyota (Mad)
It's all over your records. Every time guns go off, you jump behind something.
You're worse than Shag!
Alec (Mad)
Hey, if everyone got gunned down, and I'm hiding behind something, then it
becomes my job to avenge my team mates.
Coyota (Mad)
That's the biggest bunch of bs I've ever heard.
Winston (Mad)
Face it, you're not Napoleon.
Napoleon (Confused)
What do you mean? I am zhe great Napoleon.
Winston (Mad)
If you were Napoleon, then you'd be dead.
Napoleon (Confused)
That does not make sense. I am Napoleon, and I am not dead.
Winston (Mad)
Man you're one thick dog.
Newman (Mad)
Don't let it bother you Winston, once an idiot, always an idiot.
Sheila (Mad)
Hey, lay off of him.
Winston & Newman (Mad)
Or else what?
Sheila (Mad)
Or else I open up a can of whoop ass on both of you.
Newman (Mad)
Bring it on then!
The Master opens up his mouth to speak, but Yamotto beats him.
Yamotto
Look at you. All of you should be ashamed of your behavior. Here we are, on of
Earth's great defenders, and you are all arguing like puppies. There is no
honor in such pointless quarreling. We must all get along if we want to move on
our separate ways.
Everyone who was arguing stops and look disappointed with themselves. Yamotto turns to Hunter and The Master and gives them the 'thumbs up'.
Master
Good job Yamotto.
Winston (Apologetic)
Look, I'm sorry. If you want to think you're Napoleon, then go right ahead.
Napoleon (Confused)
But I am Napoleon.
Winston
Yeah, whatever.
Sheila (Apologetic)
Sorry about jumping on you like that Newman.
Newman (Apologetic)
It's ok, I sorta acted out of character there.
Coyota (Apologetic)
Sorry about calling you a coward.
Alec
Don't' worry about it, I've been called much worse.
Coyota
I guess we could go get a drink, once and only once.
Alec
Ok.
Alec (Thinking to himself)
Sweet!
Amber (Apologetic)
Sorry about that comment on your team.
XL766 (Apologetic)
Same here about your team.
XL766 and Amber look into each other's eyes and smile. They quickly snap out of it.
Master
Well, now that you are all acquainted, let's get down to business. The
guerrilla group known as the New People's Army, or NPA, has overran the US
Embassy in the Philippines.
Amber
How long have they been in control of the Embassy?
Master
For about two hours. The UN has finally given the go ahead for the L33T Team to
take the Embassy back by any means necessary, and they did emphasize on the
'any means necessary'.
XL766
So basically, the UN is saying "Kill them, kill them all"?
Master
Sadly, they are. The NPA has already executed several hostages, all of which
were guards, and they have threaten to kill more if their demands aren't met.
Coyota
What are their demands?
Master
The US's full withdrawal from the Philippines.
Alec
Like that'll ever happen.
Master
That's what Washington is saying. Bobcat's, this is one time that you must use
violent means to take back the Embassy.
Amber
What about our Petri Pistols?
Master
There really isn't option with this one. You'll understand the full situation
when you arrive.
XL766
Alright, in that case, let's go.
Setting: US Embassy Manila,
Philippines.
The Embassy is totally surrounded by UN 'Peace Keepers'. The L33T Team and the
Bobcat Strayers arrive in a APC (Armored Personal Carrier).
XL766 (Loading his MP5)
Ok, according to the UN, there should be at least 9 terrorists in there.
Amber (Loading her MP5)
So, how do you want to do this one?
XL766
You're actually going to let me be in charge of this one?
Amber
I feel like being nice, and I've never been in charge of an operation like
this.
XL766 (Pointing at a nearby
building)
Ok, Sheila, grab your PSG-1 and get up in that building.
Sheila (Picking up her PSG-1)
Gotcha.
Sheila flings the sniper rifle around her shoulder and walks into the building.
XL766
Ok, we'll break up into three groups. Alec, you and Coyota come in through the
right. Winston, you and Yamotto go in through the left. Me, Amber, and Newman
will come in through the front door. Napoleon, you sit this one out, ok?
Napoleon (Thick French Accent)
Oui, oui.
XL766
Any questions?
Coyota (Loading up her MP5K-PDW)
Yeah, why do I have to be stuck with him?
XL766
Because you because I'm assigning at least one Bobcat with one L33T.
XL766 (Talking into his headset)
Sheila, how does it look in there.
Sheila (Voice only)
It's hard to say,....
Setting: 6th floor in the
building.
Sheila is looking into the scope at the Embassy.
Shiela
.... these are some smart people we're dealing with. None of them are by the
windows.
Setting: Street in front of
Embassy.
Same as before.
XL766 (Talking into headset)
Ok, once we move in, you shoot at anyone who comes near the windows.
Winston (Loading up his 12 Gauge
Shotgun)
Man, this is going to be strange moving in without Petri Pistols.
Newman (Loading up his 9mm
Pistol)
You said it.
Alec (Loading up his MP5)
You Bobcat's do know how to use real guns do you?
Amber (Annoyed)
Just because we don't go around blowing the shit out of everything doesn't mean
we don't know how to use a real gun.
XL766
Ok that's enough arguing. Let's begin Operation: "Giving the People's Army
the People's Elbow".
Setting: Right side of the
Embassy.
Alec and Coyota are getting ready to move in.
Coyota
There isn't a door here, how are we going to get in?
Alec (Smug)
We'll have to make our own door babe.
Coyota (Mad)
Never call me babe again.
Setting: Left side of the
Embassy.
Winston and Yamotto get on opposite sides of a door.
Winston
You sure you don't want a gun?
Yamotto (Thick Japanese Accent,
Pulling out his sword)
Has you American's say "Just wait until you see me in action, dawg".
Winston
Most Americans don't say dawg.
Yamotto (Confused)
But you say it all the time on TV.
Winston sighs.
Setting: In front of Embassy.
XL766, Amber, and Newman are kneeling low and are making their way towards the
door.
Newman (Low Voice)
So, what's the plan going to be?
XL766 (Low Voice)
We move in and then wing it.
Amber (Low Voice, Annoyed)
Wing it?!? What kind of plan is that?
XL766 (Low Voice, Smug)
The kind of plan that always works.
XL766, Amber, and Newman get right by the door.
XL766 (In head set)
Aight, let's roll team!
XL766 stands up and kicks down the door, literally. Two NPA's are surprised by the door flying across the hall and are quickly killed by XL766's MP5.
Setting: Right side of Embassy.
Alec shoots out the window and jumps in. Coyota follows.
Alec
Ok, stick close to me Coyota.
Coyota (Annoyed)
If you think I'm going to get right up against you to ease whatever sexual
desire you have, you can forget it.
Alec (Defensive)
Whoa, I only meant to stay close and follow me.
Coyota (Embarrassed)
Oops, sorry.
Alec (Thinking to himself)
Damn, it's like she can read my mind.
Setting: Left side of Embassy.
Yamotto kicks down the door and Winston moves in. A NPA terrorist turns towards
the door, but Winston fires his shotgun, blowing the NPA terrorist down the
hall. Yamotto moves in behind him.
Setting: Sheila's Sniper POV.
She puts her crosshairs on a NPA guy who is looking out the window to seewhat's
going on.
Sheila
See ya later.
Sheila pulls the trigger, blowing off a large portion of his head.
Setting: 2nd floor of Embassy,
dining room.
Alec and Coyota are pinned down by a NPA guy with a shotgun.
NPA Man (Slight Asian Accent)
Take this you f******! The Philippines will be rid of Americans!
Alec fires a three round burst
into his leg and Coyota unloads a clip his chest. The NPA guy falls down dead.
Coyota reloads her gun.
Alec (Impressed)
Good shooting.
Coyota
Thanks.
Setting: Main Staircase in
Embassy.
Two NPA's with AK-47's are shooting down at Winston and Yamotto.
Winston
Darn, how are we going to get up there.
Yamotto
Leave that to me.
Yamotto runs up along the wall by the steps. The two NPA's shoot at him, but miss. Yamotto lands by them and cuts one in half with his sword. The other drops his gun and surrenders.
Winston
Well I'll be damned.
Setting: Main Office in Embassy.
The last three terrorist have the hostages and are guarding the door. XL766
knocks down the door. Newman nails one in the head. Amber fires a three round
burst into another's stomach. The last points his RPK-74 (Basically a full
machine gun version of a AK-47) and unloads on XL766. XL766 goes flying
backwards and hits the wall, bleeding a whole crap load. The NPA points
the RPK-74 at Amber and Newman, but XL766 regenerates all of his bullet wounds
and rushes at the terrorist, elbowing him in the gut. He drops the RPK-74 and
XL766 points the MP5 at his head. XL766 unloads the entire clip, spraying blood
and brain juices all over the floor.
XL766
Well, I think we can call this a successful mission.
Amber (Sickly)
Was that absolutely necessary?
XL766 (Smug)
Yup.
Setting: Road Rovers Debriefing
room, two months later.
The L33T Team and Bobcat Strayers are being debriefed by the Master and Hunter.
Master
Well, you all did excellent together.
Amber & XL766
Thank you.
Master
And both of you know that that was your last mission together.
Amber & XL766
Yes.
Master
However, I've assign the Bobcat Strayers to the L33T Team permanently.
Amber & XL766 (Shocked)
What?!?!
Master
Well, like I said, both the Bobcat Strayers and the L33T Team worked
excellently together, so I figured that it
would be very favorable that both teams would work on more missions together.
Amber & XL766
But....
Master (Stern)
No buts about it.
Hunter
I guess we can call that a successful mission and adjourn this debriefing.
Amber & XL766
But...
Master
Sounds like a good idea Hunter, unless someone has any objections.
Amber & XL766
But....
Master
Well then it's settled, debriefing adjourned.
Everyone leaves but Amber and XL766 (who still look shocked).
Amber (Mad)
Great job XL766.
XL766 (Confused)
Huh?
Amber (Mad)
This is your fault!
XL766 (Defensive)
How is this my fault?
Amber (Sarcastic)
I don't know, but when I find a way to pin this on you, we'll continue this
argument.
Amber smiles and winks at XL766, then leaves.
XL766 (To himself)
I definitely need to ask her out sometime.
XL766 suddenly realizes something.
XL766 (To himself)
Hey, I really should ask her out.
XL766 walks out of the room after Amber.
Setting: Hallway outside
debriefing room.
XL766 walks out of the debriefing. He looks down the hall and sees Amber
talking to Winston. XL766 gives a disappointed sigh.
XL766 (To himself)
Oh well.
Newman walks up to XL766 from behind.
Newman
Nice shooting back there.
XL766 (Turning towards Newman)
Oh, thanks.
Newman (Looking down at Amber and
Winston)
Jeez, Winston keeps trying to go back out with Amber.
XL766
Huh?
Newman
Oh, well, Winston and Amber did date for a few months, but Amber broke up with
him. Ever since, Winston has been trying to go back out with her, but it's not
going to happen.
XL766
So, when did the break up?
Newman
About a month before we started working together.
XL766
And she's free?
Newman
Umm, yeah, why?
XL766 (Smiling)
Oh, no particular reason.
Newman
You wouldn't be trying to get a date with Amber, would?
XL766 (Walking down the hall,
Sarcastic)
When you grow up a little bit Newman, I'll answer that question.
Newman (Mad)
Hey!
XL766 walks down towards Amber and Winston.
Amber (Slightly Annoyed)
Look Winston, I like you a lot. But that's only has friends. It didn't work out
last time, and it's not going to work
out this time.
Winston
Come on Amber, just ONE date, that's it.
Amber (Annoyed)
Look, the answer is 'NO' Winston, now I have a lot of work to do and this isn't
helping.
Winston
Ok.
Winston walks away. XL766 walks up to Amber.
XL766
Hey Amber.
Amber (Mad)
NOW WHAT!
XL766 jumps back, surprised. Amber looks embarrassed.
Amber (Apologizing)
Oops, sorry XL766. I'm just a little bit edgy right now.
XL766
Hey, it's ok. I've had a lot worse shouted at me before.
Amber (Sarcastic)
I'm sure of it.
XL766
Hey, I was wondering, if maybe you would want to go out for dinner some time?
Amber (Trying to find the right
words)
Sorry XL766. It's not that I don't like you or anything, it's just that...
Well...
XL766 (Filling in the right
words)
You're getting annoyed of Winston always asking you?
Amber
Yes.
XL766
Ok, no prob. I'll see ya around.
XL766 continues to walk down the hall, but Amber grabs him by the hand, stopping him.
Amber (Happy)
But, you're not Winston.
XL766 (Unsure)
So, that's a yes?
Amber (Happy)
I don't know, maybe this will answer your question.
Amber hugs XL766 tightly and kisses him on the cheek. XL766 looks surprised, but then puts his arms around her. Newman (down the hall) looks absolutely shocked.
XL766
I'm hoping this is a 'yes' to dinner.
Amber
No.
XL766 (Confused)
No?
Amber (Happy)
This is a 'yes' good for multiple dinners. But, I really do have some work to
do, so I'll see you tonight.
XL766
Ok, we'll meet up here at 8?
Amber
Sounds good.
They look into each other's eyes for a little bit longer.
Amber (Sarcastic)
XL766, you need to let go of me.
XL766
Oops, sorry.
XL766 reluctantly lets go. Amber smiles at him one last time, and then walks down the hall.
XL766 (Really Happy)
SCORE!
Setting: Mollie's Diner.
XL766 and Amber are sitting together in a booth, eating dinner.
XL766
Hey Amber, I wanted to ask you something...
Amber (Sarcastic, Interrupting)
Hey, this is our first date, isn't it a little bit early to considering
marriage?
XL766 (Surprised)
Whoa, marriage? That's not what I meant.
Amber (Laughing)
Jeez, I know that. I was only joking. But anyway.
XL766
Right, I was wondering, what was with that kiss?
Amber
What about it? Do you not want me to kiss you?
XL766
No, it's just, that it was kind of random.
Amber
Well, there's something I need to tell you XL766, I....
XL766's beeper goes off. XL766 gives an annoyed sigh.
XL766 (Sarcastic, reaching for
beeper)
It never fails.
Amber
What is it?
XL766 (Looking at beeper)
It looks like we'll have to cut dinner short. We have a situation in New York.
Amber (Disappointed)
Oh man, what's up?
XL766
I'm not sure, but it sounds pretty damn serious.
Amber
Ok let's go.
XL766
Wasn't there something you wanted to tell me?
Amber
Don't worry about it, I'll tell you later.
Setting: Outside of The
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York City.
Most of the Road Rovers are already outside along with the NYPD SWAT team.
Amber and XL766 arrive on a
cycleborg.
Hunter
About time you guys got here.
XL766
Sorry, we had something to take care of before we got here, so what's up?
Rebel
Well, some terrorist group calling themselves "Allah's Jihad" have
taken control of the museum and have threaten
to kill hostages until their demands are met.
Amber
What are their demands?
Hunter
The complete removal of the US from Afghanistan and every other Islamic country
around the world.
XL766 (Sarcastic)
Like that will ever happen.
Hunter
Exactly, which is why it's only a matter of time until guns start going off in
there.
XL766
Well then, let's move in.
Rebel
One problem, there's about twenty Islamic extremist in there, and they have the
hostages guarded well. If we move in, some hostages are going to die.
Amber
Do we have a negotiator?
Hunter
Yeah, the NYPD has one trying to talk to them.
Hunter motions over to a man in a trench coat with a loudspeaker.
Negotiator (Into loudspeaker)
Hello?
One of the terrorists come into view from a second story window.
Terrorist (Thick Middle Eastern
Accent)
Who are you?
Negotiator
I'm here to talk to you.
Terrorist
Good. Have our demands been met yet?
Negotiator
We're working on that. However, we need a test of your good faith.
Terrorist
Infidel, we do not need to show our good faith.
Negotiator
Ok, but come on now, there's a few kids in there. Show us that we can trust you
when your demands are met by
releasing those kids.
Terrorist
Fine you filthy American pig!
The terrorist waves his hand and
a minute later, the front doors and three kids are pushed out. The Negotiator
smiles along with all of the Road Rovers. Then, the terrorist waves his hand.
Several more terrorist run up to
the windows and pull out their AK-47's and aim them at the kids they just
released. Everything goes into slow-
motion. XL766 pulls out a handgun and fires up at the terrorist. Sheila (who
was talking to Kouv) pulls out her
PSG-1 and fires it at the terrorist. The entire NYPD and SWAT open fire as well.
Hunter runs towards the kids,
but Yamotto is already there and deflecting all of the bullets with his sword.
The other Road Rovers pull out
guns (both real and Petri) and fire up at the terrorists. Everything goes back
to normal. Only one terrorist is
killed in the fire fight, but none of the kids are harmed. Yamotto takes them
back to the cops and Road Rovers.
Yamotto
That was too close.
Hunter
Yeah, we need to get a plan going before anything else bad happens.
Rebel (Worried)
Where's XL766?
Amber
I don't know, he was here when the gun fight started.
Yamotto
I think I know where XL766-san is.
Setting: Inside The
Metropolitan Museum of Art, ground floor.
XL766 is reloading his pistol.
XL766 (Thinking to himself)
Those f****** bastards are going to pay for that. I may like to kill myself,
but killing kids is even too horrible for me.
XL766 walks up a nearby staircase
and sees two terrorists walking up in front of him. XL766 raises his pistol and
begins to pull the trigger.
Setting: Outside of The
Metropolitan Museum of Art.
It's the same has before.
Hunter (Mad)
Great! XL766 is probably in there raising hell and getting hostages killed.
Rebel
Hey now Hunter, if anyone has a chance in there it's XL766.
Amber (Worried)
I hope he's ok.
Gunshots can be heard. The terrorist runs up to the window again.
Terrorist (Mad)
I thought you said that you wouldn't come in after us.
Setting: Sheila's sniper POV.
The cross hairs are lined up at the Terrorist's head.
Kouv (Voice only)
Are you sure you want to do this?
Sheila
Yup, these are the worst kind of people on Earth, and need to be killed.
A loud bang goes off and the terrorist instantly drops dead.
Setting: Inside The Metropolitan
Museum of Art, first floor.
XL766 is reloading his pistol. He's surrounded by eleven dead terrorists.
XL766 (Smug)
Hail to the king, baby.
Two terrorists run down to see what's going on.
XL766 (Smug, pointing his pistol
at them)
Tell Allah I sent ya!
Setting: Outside of The
Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Hunter is talking at Sheila.
Hunter (Mad)
What were you thinking?
Sheila (Sarcastic)
Something along the lines of "Eat this you heartless bastard".
Hunter
Well, maybe that wasn't the best question to ask, but still, you can't go trigger
happy like that.
More gun shots go off.
Sheila
So, I can't, but XL766 can?
Hunter
Don't worry Sheila, I'll have a word for him when he comes out.
Setting: Inside The Metropolitan
Museum of Art, second floor.
XL766 is about to move in to the room where the hostages are.
XL766 (Sarcastic)
One, two, three, four, I declare a holy way. JIHAD!
XL766 turns around the corner and places a bullet in a terrorist's head.
Setting: Outside The Metropolitan
Museum of Art.
Gunshots are going off.
Alec
That should leave about three, (another gunshot goes off) make that two
terrorists left.
Rebel
He certainly is making progress in there.
Setting: Inside The Metropolitan
Museum of Art.
One terrorist hits the ground, dead. The last one backs up to the window.
Terrorist (Terrified)
What are you?
XL766
You're worst nightmare. A force that not even Allah can contain.
The terrorist slowly raises his AK-47, but XL766 already has his pistol in the terrorist's face.
XL766
Naughty, naughty.
Terrorist
You may kill me, but others will come and reek havoc on the United States, we
will not be stopped. We are....
XL766, in a fit of rage, pulls
the trigger and the terrorist goes out of the window and lands on the ground
below,
dead.
Setting: Outside The Metropolitan
Museum of Art.
XL766 leads all of the hostages out. Amber runs over to him and hugs him and
then slaps him.
Amber (Mad)
Don't you EVER do something that stupid again, you hear me?
XL766
Ok, I'm sorry. That was a little stupid of me, but hey, it did work out didn't
it?
Amber (Mad)
You could've been killed!
XL766
What are you talking about? I can regenerate you know.
Amber (Mad)
All it takes is one bullet in the head, XL766, and then you're dead.
Rebel (To Hunter)
You are going to have a talk to him, right?
Hunter (To Rebel)
Nah, I think Amber's doing a good job of that.
XL766
Ok, you're right Amber, I really do need to be more careful. I'm sorry, can you
forgive me?
Amber (Happy)
Of course I can Xie.
XL766 (Shocked, Mad)
XIE?!?!?
Amber (Happy)
Yup, that's my name for you now. XL766 is just too long.
XL766
I know, but XIE?!? I mean, everyone is going to joke on my for that.
Amber (Happy)
I know. Well, do you want to know what I was going to tell you?
XL766
Sure, why not.
Amber whispers into XL766's ear.
XL766 (Surprised)
Do you REALLY like me THAT much.
Amber (Happy)
Yup.
XL766 (Bogart impression)
Well, kid, I think this is the start of a beautiful relationship.
The End
