~I~
Thou shalt not calleth me your "Guy". Nor shalt thou calleth me your "Joe", nor your "damned drinkin' buddy". For I am not these things. And thou sure as hell better know I'm not a mark in a singles bar
~II~
Thou shalt tell me "where he is" For I got no problems goin' all the way with this
~III~
Thou shalt NOT sayeth unto me "If you are here to gripe take it on out...". For I hateth that
~IV~
Thou shalt leave the room, Lieutenant
~V~
Thou shalt not sound like a bunch of old women at a quilting bee
~VI~
Thou shalt talk about your mother when I get back
~VII~
Thou shalt not droppeth that cockpit. For if thou doth droppeth that cockpit, thou art gone. GONE!
~VIII~
Thou shalt not getteth thy butt kicked by a dead guy. For I frowneth upon it, and I doth sayeth it's kind of a bummer
~IX~
Thou shalt not make me feeleth all misty
~X~
Thou shalt get me a good therapist
