eccentric

i think some of these are funny, but i couldnt think of anywhere to put them..

#25: melel taus

i let my fingers across her rippled celulite, ehh, t was nasty but i don't let it bother me

#21: big johnson

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#22: J DOGG KID

I KNOW THAT SHIT IS A CARBON BASED CELL THAT HAS BEEN DRAINED OF

ALL ITS RESOURCES!

#22: J DOGG KID

THANK YOU...THANK YOU...(BOWS)....PANTS SPLIT UP THE REAR...RUNS BACK

STAGE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.....SHIT!!!

#20: HIGHLANDER

Does anyone want to dump their scrotum in a mild solution of hydrochloric acid if so PM me

#1: Werewolf

*streaks around the room for no reason what so ever*

#23: TOMMY GIRL

SUP SEXY BOY? NOTHIN MUCH HERE. I'M NEW TO THIS BECAUSE I'VE NEVER

BEEN IN A CHAT ROOM BEFORE. THIS IS ALL PRETTY COOL. PLEASE SEND ME

AN E-MAIL BACK BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO COOL.

LOVE,

TOMMY GIRL

#23: TOMMY GIRL

HEY SEXYBOY, IT'S ME AGAIN. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SENT

ME AN E-MAIL BACK. NOT TO BE NOSEY OR ANYTHING, BUT WHAT IS YOUR

REAL NAME? YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.

TOMMY GIRL

(how odd..eh *lol*, you can tell this one is a newbie..coincidentally i got bitched out for commenting on this, as usual *l*)

#0: Chat Daemon

#20: Priapus has timed out of the room.

#0: Chat Daemon

#20: Priapus has timed out of the room.

#0: Chat Daemon

#20: Priapus has timed out of the room.

(*lol*)

#0: Chat Daemon

#18: "NO PIEGONS" has timed out of the room.

#0: Chat Daemon

#18: "NO PIEGONS" has timed out of the room.

#0: Chat Daemon

#18: "NO PIEGONS" has timed out of the room.

#0: Chat Daemon

#18: "NO PIEGONS" has timed out of the room.

(beats the record i believe)

#22: HIGHLANDER

I WAS HEADING WITH MY CRUMMACH UP FROM GRETNA GREEN TO SKYE

BUT MY JOURNEY HAS AN ELEMENT OF FARCE FORTHE CALANDER HAS

STATED IT'S THE MIDDLE OF JULY YET HERE I AM WITH SNOW UP TO

MY ARSE WITH MY PIPES BELOW MY OXTERS AND MY SPORREN NEATLY

PRESSED MYb POCKETS FULL OF PORRIDGE FOR THE ROAD WITH SOME

CRAWFORDS TARTAN SHORTBREAD AND SOME TATTIE SCONES AS WELL

AND I'M JUST ABOUT TO PAINT MY FACE WITH WODE I REMEMBER ANNIE

LAURIE SURE I HAD HER IN A QUARRY ON THE ROAD THROUGH TOBERMORY

TO THE SEA AND I REMEMBER MOUNTAIN DAISY AND THAT LASSIE WASN'T

LAZY FOR I REMEMBER DAISY MOUNTIN ME OH THE SCOTS SUMMERS HAVE

A CERTAIN LACK OF CHARM DUE MOSTLY TO THE SUDDEN RAINY SQUALLS

BUT A SCOTS LASSIE CAN AYE KEEP A LADDIE WARM BY THE TENDER

MINISTRATION TO HIS KNEES

#21: Rebel

help

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#21: Rebel

If u ignore me i'll ignore u!

#11: hothoneybuns

just went to warm my buns

#15: bert#$@!inernie

hello everybody...we are bert and ernie having sex