death

well i seem to die a lot in the chats *lol*, i honestly dont know why violence is drawn to me *grin*, so i thought i would start posting them up..perhaps for your sick twisted amusement, or perhaps for mine! *gRiN*
i have died several times more than what is on this page, but sadly those are lost forever cos i never thought to save them until it started happening so often *l*

(kittenkiller and i cant seem to see things eye to eye *lol*)

#24: KittenKiller

20 MINUTES UNTIL THE HOURLY KITTEN-SLAYING!!!
and neppy ain't gonna save this one!! *slices off neppy's
head with his axe* >:)

#6: nepenthe™
*mummbles and puts her head back on* i thought i told you
to quit that!

#30: nepenthe™

*gets up and goes over to spark and helps her up*

#10: spark
oooo thank you! *leans on neppy and crawls away*

#30: nepenthe™
*eyes widen feels her neck* we have to hurry *lol*i dont
want to lose my head again

#24: KittenKiller
*chops off nep's head* mind your business woman!!!!

#17: KittenKiller

#0: Chat Daemon
#6: Needs Head has entered the room

*lops off neppy's head with his handy-dandy axe and hands
it to needs head* hope that makes you feel better

#2: KittenKiller

*quickly swipes off neppy's head with his axe and grabs
the kittens b4 they hit the ground*

#24: nepenthe™

Private Messages
#21: melissa
i'm not a f***ING VIRUS, K?

please get out of my pm *growl*

#16: KittenKiller
tough? aren't we?

#24: nepenthe™
*growl**nArrows eyes* whats that supposed to mean?? *grin*

#16: KittenKiller
oh.... now you wanna get rough, eh?
*quickly chops of neppy's head with his axe (again)*

#24: nepenthe™
*falls over dead again!*

#21: SnAp

Good. Now girlie, I'm gonna have to put you in your cage
now.

#4: nepenthe
awe! *LOL**pout*

#21: SnAp
*picks you up and tosses you into a tiny steel cage in the
corner*

#21: SnAp
NEP!!

#4: nepenthe
EH!!?!?!?!??! *lol*

#21: SnAp
Finally! You silly slave you!
Heeeyyy...*looks down* Where'd those shackles go to?!

#4: nepenthe
*lol* eh, i thought i gave em te ye!

#21: SnAp
nep>> Nah, we couldnt find the key member?!

#4: nepenthe
i swallowed it *LOL*

#21: SnAp
*pulls nep out of the cage...Knocks her on the head with a
brick-anethesia-and procedes to perform an unusual autopsy to
retrieve the precious key*

#4: nepenthe
*droOl* *tongue hangs out of the side of her mouth*

#21: SnAp
*notices the tongue hanging out and slices it off while still
concentrating on removing her spleen*
Uh...um...I mean...Spleen?! I dont need this thing...*shoves it
back in and hopes nobody will notice*

#4: nepenthe
*lol**gulp*

#21: SnAp
*realizes the corpse just moved and runs out of the room,
waving the bloody scalpel (sp?) around*
*it eventually flies out of her hand and sticks into the middle
of a co-workers forehead*
*runs even faster*

#4: nepenthe
*bones crack* ehh..didnt i tell you i was a zombie *LOL*

#2: cannibal parrot

*grabs nep in a sleeper...but only his right arm is
seen...*

#16: nepenthe™
*gags**eyes start to roll into the back of her head*

#2: cannibal parrot
*drops nep...the back of her shirt is a striking shade of
red*
OutOfCharacter:How many times is this nep?

#16: nepenthe™
*falls to the ground lifeless*
eh *LOL* over 10 times!

#16: nepenthe™
hey wait a minute, am i dead!?
*lol*

#2: cannibal parrot
gettin' there...

#16: nepenthe™
ohh *LOL**gasping for air* fzz.......

#2: cannibal parrot
*G* You gotta ask yourself, 'do I feel lucky'? Well? Do
ya, punk? *BG

#16: nepenthe™
no *LOL* *grin*

#2: cannibal parrot
*You notice 'Johnny' reaching for something in his Long
coat...*

#16: nepenthe™
ohh *eyes widen**lol*

#2: cannibal parrot
*brings katana against nep's neck, and in a great spout of
blood...nep's head is freed from the body...it is now dangling
by the hair from cannibal's left hand*

#16: nepenthe™
*tongue hangs out**bloody droOl flows down chin*

#25: Dead Body Man

BLAAAAAOOOOOWWW!!!

#14: GÅñg§T€R I§Hy(#I be staight from the hood yo'!!)
YEAH BIIIIIIAAAATTCHHH!!!
*pulling out his 'gat' and bucking off a few shots*
*buck*
*buck*
*buck*

#19: nepenthe™
*pulls his pants down again**lol*

#14: GÅñg§T€R I§Hy(#I be staight from the hood yo'!!)
What chu want biiatch?!?! you want some o me???
*bucking a few shots into her chest*
YEAH BIAATCH!! THAT BE THE SHIZNIT YO'!!`

#20: I§HÅMÀ£®©™³(#And his marauding gang of gentically

altered, sentient shrubbery)
o[xxxxxxx[;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;>
*stabbing nepy repeatedly*
Yeah !!! that is for being such a ...um..eh...well i'll
figuer ut out later!!!?

#15: ZOMBIE*

*TAKES OUT HIS CHAINSAW AND WALKS TOWARD NEPENTHE*

#21: SpacMan

*runs up behind ISHY and give him ATOMIC WEDGIE* *lmao*

#2: MŧTÊMÙ®©
*runs around with his butt cheecks flapping around*

#21: SpacMan
*plucks eyeballs out* ahhhhhhh im going to have to live
having seen his butt cheeks

#2: MŧTÊMÙ®©
*grabs knife*
*runs up to nepy and plucks her eyes out and puts them in
his*
WHoa!!!
*looking at himself*
I look hot as hell with these eyeballs!!!
*S*...You like me nepster!! you really like me!!

#10: ñëpëñthë™
*lays on the floor in shock and bleading to death*
fzzzzzzz......

#4: REAPER

COME YOU SPEAK TO ONE WHO HAVS WALKED SCINCE THIS EARTH
WAS CREATED AND YOU TELL ME THAT I AM NOT THE KNOWER OF
THOUGHS WHO DIE?I CAN TELL YOU WHO,IN THIS ROOM WIL DIE
NEXT.

#23: nepenthe™
*head explodes, brains fly in every direction, blood
splashes everywhere*

(if you can read this your head might explod too *lol*)

#15: celtic girl

Private Messages
#8: questions
DO YOU HAVE A SCANNER OR ANY PICTURES YOU CAN SEND ME AT
M_BLANCHARD@HOTMAIL.COM??

Oh, God, this pervert's back again. They're all here
tonight...

#19: Ping
I'll scan a picture of my coldsores for him to
wank over...

#23: nepenthe™
*falls over dead again*