*unable to resist commenting that that
looks MUCH more like a tampon than a cigarette*
#0: Chat Daemon
#22: Hemmroid has entered the room.
#3: dlaw
what fowl language everybody has
#27: Adrasteia Dark™
yeah we just cant stop talking about chickens and ducks
#11: iconoclast
DUCKS..............hmmmmm *long whistful sigh*
#6: Rascal(#NOT planning to see Star Wars on Opening Night)
*trying to see if an empty beer bottle will fit in
his left nostril*
#21: JØLT×MÅÑ™(# Don't PM me unless I know you, or else. #)
*sniff*
*sniff*
I smell an aroma of HOSTILITY in the air...
...either THAT, or someone farted..
#1: Craven™
#0: Chat Daemon
#29: Eldraven™ has timed out of the room.
DIRTY BITCH! i KNOW YOUR MOTHER! i KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!
#3: £Ø®ÐðƒÐÅ®KÑɧ§™
Black Wolf hey i can kik your ass so watch it punk *loL*
#2: Black Wolf(#Gargoyle Watch family#)
My 3 year old son could kick your ass. *L*
#12: fruit person
Private Messages
#16: OUTLAW
What kind of fruit do you have
squashed, rotten fruit full of magots...still interested?
#5: just another Stupid Boy
I should shave my ass...man, it's hairy...
I was checking it out the other day......
I like to check out my own ass...*L*
#16: ÆÖÑ™
#0: Chat Daemon
#8: LittleOralAnnie(#613.460.452.865) has entered the room.
*ROTFPIMFPLMFAO*
#8: Eternity
Satanic>>>babes!!! u a kewt miniture.....*hugz* *kotl*
#4: nepenthe™
*lol**grin*
#7: 88œœœœœœœœ
ok y is my name in this?
#8: Eternity
*LMAO* cuz u started the miniture thing..*G*
Hey peeps Lordy's thingy crashed!!!
#22: ~crimson~
*LMAO* i have a way too dirty mind
*LMAO* his thingy crazhed!!! *WEG* into
what??? or out of what??? lmarootf
#24: Lover Boy
Shut up nepenthe™
#24: celtic girl
Highlander > Do you wear anything under your kilt?
#20: HIGHLANDER
SKIN
#21: SnAp
Ew you sick freak! Take that shit off
#24: celtic girl
I feel quite horny. Next time a cyber perv comes in,
I'm going to grab it!
#15: bdkenny
FUCK ALL OF U FUCKIN BITCHES
(my section devoted to ping and her lovely bodily noises and functions *lol*)
#22: sex_me_hard
well since no one wants to chat wit a MAN i guess i will
leave
#7: l@vender™
well for one a REAL man wouldn't have a handle such as yours.
hmmmm
#22: sex_me_hard
would you like to try me out??
#19: Ping
*fart and laughs raucously*
#6: King Cool/M
ANY NICE LADY WANNA CHAT???
I HAVE A BIG DICK!!!!!
#3: €vÏ£ Åñ©ÓVíʧ™®(#LED BY THE MISCHEVIOUS, AND DEVILSHLY HANDSOME ISHÅMÅEL!!)
So what ...I have a big Ip....
#19: Ping
I have a big bladder.... its very
full..
#1: THORR
is there any hot girls in here in need of
some attention?
#19: Ping
*farts and belches*
#19: Ping
*cackles and disappears with an audible
'pop;*
#7: necrof
lets have sex
#4: celtic girl
Can you afford me?
#0: Chat Daemon
#9: EgøTéstîçle (#209.240.200.95) has
entered the room.
#22: MÅSTMÅ
*A figure rose up in the doorway, immense and winged. He
peered down at all within, his face luminous in the
flicker of candles, his eyebrows gently raised but
straight so that there was no arch to them to make
them anything but severe. He had a riotous flare of
golden hair curling under a huge red battle helmet,
behind him his wings were heavily sheathed in gold.
He wore a suit of armor, with the breastplates
decorated and the shoulders covered with immense
buckles, around his waist was a blue sash. His
sword was sheathed, and on one lax arm he wore
his shield, with it's red cross.*
#10: †£ÜVîñ¥Ü†™
u wrote that purdy fast!!
#2: £Ø®ÐðƒÐÅ®KÑɧ§™
thats becos he dont only tpe with his hands *lmao* (and i dont mean his feet either)
#22: MÅSTMÅ
*rotflmao*
#1: celtic girl
How do you actually do cyber
sex?
#18: Vergil
PM me and we'll dicuss it...
#16: Trick Daddy
What would you like to do cyber
girl?
#13: LookingForU
pretty handle :) hi..how r u? where u at?
how old?
#9: ~Black†Silk~
...I'm fine thankyou. *smiling sweetly and innocently*
I'm at home...in my bedroom...with hardly any clothes
on...I'm 62..and I have a cat sitting on my lap quietly
while I draw a knife slowly down its ears and legs, and
peel its skin off...wanna help me?
#16: PolythenePam
....I HATE self important people...
#5: Iconoclast
Did I mention that I am an Olympian God in mortal form?
#16: PolythenePam
*G* Icon...and I am Pamela Anderson WITH implants *LMAO*
#16: PolythenePam
Hmmmm...*slaps hand* no, I won't say it..nope. :)
#24: ApathysHandMaid
*comes tumbling in thru the really high up there window,
bounces off of the brocolli suffering from severe pms,
flies thru the air, kicks off the turnip with a permanant
orange afro, flies thru the air again, grabs on to the
ceiling fan that is forever stuck on the blitzkreig
setting, spins round and round and round and round,
gets all dizzy, and falls to the floor face first*
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost had a landing for once,
damnit!!!!!! oh well......
Hiyas Peoples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#24: ApathysHandMaid
*feels as if something is amiss*
*sniffs her armpits*
not that........
*makes sure her boots are tied*
Nor that.........
*makes sure she is wearing panties*
Not even that.......
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....
*thinks reall hard*
HOLY CRAPNATIONATIC CRUDBUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!
*lights a smuh*
Much better.........
#4: redneck(f)
MY P.M. MUST NOT BE WORKIN' BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE IS GETTIN' MY P.M.
#5: stud
any girl wanna have cybersex
#22: MÅSTMÅ
*puting on his dress*
Oh me...please pick me....please...
#16: Masked Pervert
So anyone wanna talk? Don't mind the handle, it's just a creative thing.
#16: Masked Pervert
Hey cutie, mind if we take this to PM land? Don't forget, the handle is just an inside joke. i'm not like that.
#21: SpacMan
*runs up behind ISHY and give him ATOMIC WEDGIE* *lmao*
#2: MŧTÊMÙ®
*runs around with his butt cheecks flapping around*
#21: SpacMan
*takes out super soaker and fills it with maple syrup and opens fire at ISHY* mwahahaha
#2: MŧTÊMÙ®©
*Whips out a huge pancake to soak it all up. then runs up to him and grips him inbetween his flapping butt cheeks of doom*
Mwwwwhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaa
*squeezes the life out o'him*
#21: SpacMan
Private Message
#9: MŧTÊMÙ®©(#DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY??)
wanna play big boy?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get away from me *lmaO*
#21: SpacMan
nope im staying *G*
#9: MŧTÊMÙ®©(#DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY??)
*baring his butt cheeks of doom*
mwwwwaaaahhhaaaaaa
#13: GoDliKE~DoGliKE
chains...my baby's got me locked up in chains...
*vomit*
oops....er...uh....
*ROLFLMFAO!!*
SHIT! Now I gotta clean off the monitor, cuz I got snot all over it from laughing so hard!
*bleahvomitpuke*
#21: DANNY
Private Messages
#8: michael jackson
hello danny where do you live??????????
I live in morbid fear that Michael Jackson's nose might fall off!!!!!!!!
#21: DANNY
Private Messages
#8: michael jackson
danny dial 9216574 in your phone thats my telphone number you know
Listen faggot....I don't know, and I don't want to know....why don't you piss off!
Private Messages
#24: now wacking
wanna talk dirty???
#5: DANNY
Daisy...shall I bend over?????
#10: I've got 3 mins
have i timed out yet?
#6: ~Black†Silk~
Fucking hell!!
#4: Daisy
I'm FEMALE
#5: DANNY
then I am very happy for you....I'm saving up for my operation!
#13: man 16
hott ladies who wana cyber pm me w/stats
#4: DANNY
I am not exactly a woman yet...but I feel like I am a
woman trapped in a man's body...and I am saving up for my operation...will I do?????
(is he trying to tell us something?! *lol*)
#14: agla
No, Danny. Just wondered. Yesterday, I stayed in this chat room for SIX HOURS! Scary!!
#5: DANNY
thats not a record...look at nepenthe and ~crimson~....they live here!!!!!!!!!!!!
#16: £Ø®ÐðƒÐÅ®KÑɧ§™(#Gawd of Chathouse)
DANNY i beat them hands down
i dont 36 hours straight *G*
#14: agla(#208.202.119.47)
Yeah, nepenthe seems to live here.
#17: afterglo
*squeals* still bored LoD, but now more sore, thanku *LOL*
#16: £Ø®ÐðƒÐÅ®KÑɧ§™(#Gawd of
Chathouse)
why is you sore??? i pinched my butt *lmao*
gawd i have sex ass *rotfulmao*
#8: iconoclast
*SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
*KIAI*
*SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
#24: Sideshow Freak
ahhhhhhh!!!
it's the sacriligious bitch!!!!!
welcome to hell, whore!!!!!
#24: 31302782
Does ne1 have an ICQ # for me that is between the ages of 14-17?
#24: 31302782
Does anyone out there have ICQ?
#24: 31302782
Does anyone out there have ICQ?
#7: Angel/m
Hmm , this place is quieter than a morgue.
#24: 31302782
u r right! I think it is a morgue!
#7: Angel/m
No , this place does not smell like the
morgue.
#17: ÊV‡£ ÅN©HÕV¡ë§™
#22: BIGBOOBS(#195.92.197.36)
HI ROOM
I take it your breasts are rather large?? *l*
#4: DANNY
LORDY...is that you.....(second time)
#22: Love Is Dead™(#stab me in the heart and watch as only filth and poison pours out)
If your talking to me the answer is no
#4: DANNY
*well....how did he know I was refering to him*?
#22: Love Is Dead™(#stab me in the heart and watch as only filth and poison pours out)
Because I have amazing mind reading powers. You're lucky lotto numbers are: 12 13 25 31 42 and 06
#3: Diesel Power
ok, sorry manne, ik heb hier mij weer belachelijk gemaakt.
Vroeger hadden wij dus 134. en nog wa, da is dus blijkbaar
veranderd naar 193. en nog wa dus weet onze Fucking
goddamn cocksucking punk wel wat een piske is.
#20: NuclearWinter
#0: Chat Daemon
#11: cornflake™ has entered the room.
Quick, Somebody pass the milk!!!!!!
#6: OUTLAW
lord of darkness can just suck it
#6: Vampiress™
Private Messages
#24: legs open wide
i have a hidden camera up my shirt wanna have a look at the tape
*laughing so hard I can't stand it*
#18: †heƒunkyÇhiçken
*g* i see our hell away from hell is down again...
tsk tsk.. what the hell did ya do?? but anywayz,
greetin's you fucking freaks!! ;))
#4: nepen†he™
*LOL* *sniff*
#18: †heƒunkyÇhiçken
*g* hey, hey, cocaine is here to be SHARED, ya know... ;)
#4: nepen†he™
NOOOOOOOOO *sniff* *sniff*sniff* *snIFF* *SNIFFF*
#18: †heƒunkyÇhiçken
*ddfl* whoa!! *g* so THAT's what they mean when they say "powder your nose"
:)
#18: sara
dont you hate when people are rude?
#2: Knight ® Lite ™
You mean like when someone farts without even warning you first? I hate that!
#4: NuclearWinter
Or when they don't wait until you're near enough to enjoy it
#3: nepenthe™
anything i say would only take away from this timeless moment *lofL*
#2: Knight ® Lite ™
*the pin drops*
#4: NuclearWinter
This is like that old Sprint commercial!
*L*
#3: nepenthe™
another timeless moment eh..*sigh*
#2: Knight ® Lite ™
How come this stuff never gets on anybodys website? Where are those talent scouts when you need em? *G*
#17: Oops!
#15: Just me(#196.2.20.6) has entered the
room, alone!
#15: Just me
oops
Ha-HA you dont say
#17: Oops!
well oka i don't...
#11: Jackson
BY FUCKERS
#18: †heƒunkyÇhiçken
hmmmm... *singing 'i feel like chicken tonight'* ;p
Private Messages
#14: PrinceÇhãrmiñg™
ohhhhhhhh baby ohhhhhh yeah give it to me
ohhhhhh hell your not the girl i was
..............oops *lmao*
#7: nepenthe™
lordy lordy lordy what a terrible way to die... with a rifle up yer arse and a bullet in yer eye
#18: †heƒunkyÇhiçken
*drops dead from laughter*
*in a preacher voice* not a good day for our dear lord today... :)
#9: ƒuckin'ƒreakish
well ƒucking hell and and holy ƒucking ƒucked up piece oƒ ƒucking ƒucked junk!!!! (anyone notice a theme here...?)
#7: Craven™
nepenthe, it's only 2:30 pm. My brother won't go to sleep
until 8 at the VERY earliest, and i'll have to bribe him
for that. i've been awake for so long *cries more*
#6: nepenthe™
awe *huggers* im sorry *sniff*
#9: ƒuckin'ƒreakish
*lol* share, man, share... :)
#6: nepenthe™
*falls on the floor laughing**snIfFF* *sNiFf* get yer oan damn et! *SnIFF*
#9: ƒuckin'ƒreakish
*lmao* bloody ƒucking hell!! *lol* now gimme it!! *lol* :))
#6: nepenthe™
*lmao* never *sniff* *SNIFF*
*snIFle**sniff*
#4: T3qU!lL@$uNr!$3
*runs over and pulls crimmy to the corner of the room and shows her my toy*WEG*
#19: ~crimson~™
*ohhhhh tequi what a big toy* *WEG*
*L*
#20: GHOST
hey Julie are you 18 and female???*L*
#25: Julie 18/F
Nope..really my name is carl and I am a 45 year old male! *LOL*
#20: GHOST
*LMAO*
#18: Ms Mushroom
my friend my friend hes got a_________(can n e 1 fill the blank?)
#24: PwrPuffSpecial™
GHOSTY!!! *jumps back into his lap*suggles* Ok much more comfortable now! *g*
#20: GHOST
WOOOOHOOOOO...*something in pants starts to grow*LMAO* don't mind it, I think he likes you*LMAO*
#19: ~crimson~™
Ghosty *LMAO* jeesh that was quick *LOL* u are fast *L*
#20: GHOST
*L* well I'm a pretty quick typer*L*
#24: PwrPuffSpecial™
That better be the only thing you're quick at! *giggle*
#5: HIPPIE CHICK
*******ANYONE LIKE THE DOORS*******
#20: GHOST
I HAVE SOME DOORS IN MY APARTMENT...
#19: Night Angel (f)
Ghost>>>>> I like the Doors
#20: GHOST
yeah I like the doors in my apartment too, some of them even lock...
(for some reason i thought this was hilarious ;)
#8: *starfly*
hhhmmm...ok this just about sucks my bum so hard I get a hicky~
Private Messages
#8: *starfly*
you like that eh~
#8: *starfly*
no~no problem~I am alright~except that my ass has to get up at the bum ass crack of dawn to go to work~
#5: trice
I LIKE TO SUCK THE ICE CREAM OFF THE NUTZ, SPIT THEM INTO MY BOWL AND EAT THEM LAST. DOES ANY ONE ELSE
#11: BooRab
Wow!!! I got in on the 100th try!!
#3: ?-?=??½
ha!!! i knew it! 237th time was the charmed!
#17: cannibal parrot
#7: Moooo