Oh Britney baby,
I think you're a sleazy ho....
Without a hint of talent.
Oh Britney baby,
there's something wrong with your chest,
it's bigger than this planet!
Surely, your hair looks unhealthy,'
your extensions, well, they look fake!
And no! That's not good!
You're talentless, and you're killing me, (and I)
I must confess, you sing off key, (sing off key)
Can't hit the right note in any line,
Why do you whine?
You should practice overtime!
Oh Britney baby,
it's time you told the truth!
Your first kiss wasn't Justin!
Oh Britney baby,
please tell us it isn't true,
you're sleeping with your cousin!
Truly, your eyes look droopy.
We all wonder,
if you're inbred-well! No one knows!
(Chorus 2) You're ugliness is killing me, (and I)
I must confess, you're a sleaze, (you're a sleaze)
We see right through you, you're talentless,
give it a rest!
All you do is flash your chest!
Oh Britney baby,
Your hairs been chewed by a goat.
Oh Britney baby,
there's something stuck in your throat.
I must confess, that you're talentless,
it just blows my mind....
Don't you know I still believe?
That you're an inbreed,
and how you got signed.......?
Jive must have been deaf and blind!
(Repeat Chorus)
Play to the tune of 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'
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