Hiya lang lui! {Pretty girl}
Hi lang jai! {Pretty boy}
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure lang jai!
Jump in!
*I`m a Chinese girl, in a chinese world
Eating wonton, it`s perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.
Come on bb, let`s go drink tea.
I`m a Chinese girl, in a chinese world
Playing majhong, nothing is wrong
I have tons of flares, tight shirts everywhere
Looking cocky, just can`t stop me.
I`m Chinese, Asian girl, in a white-people world
Egg foo young, just for fun, I do laundry.
You`re so tall, Chinese doll, eat some jook and chow mein,
No FOBS here, egg rolls there, fortune cookie.
Eat cha siu {roasted pork}, eat bok choi, you can say I love Sam`s club.
Repeat*
Come on bb, let`s go drink tea.
Ai ai ai yah.
Come on bb, let`s go drink tea.
Ooh ooh
Make me cook, make me clean, do whatever is mean
I can do some kung-fu, I have loads of bamboo.
Come jump in, let`s play pool, cruise around just again,
Look and stare, dye your hair, rent some movies.
Gung jai mein, I`m jook seng, I go to the library
Bot paw {Bitchy} girls are so mean, you can say I grow string beans.
Repeat*
Oh, that guy, kui tai mut gwai?
Well lang lui, I`ll use my martial arts.
Oh I love you lang jai!
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