Hello and welcome to An Interview With Mousse!
We are hoping to get one or two things sorted out throughout the course of this one!
Interviewing Mousse will be myself, Omega Cosmo.
Even though I use Shinnosuke as my picture, I look nothing like him so stop drooling!
Seems like Mousse's coming along now!
SHAMPOO!!! IT IS YOU!!! I KNEW IT!!! *Hugs Omega Cosmo*
Hey, put your frickin' glasses on! I am Omega Cosmo, not your Shampoo!
*Puts glasses on* Oh, I knew that!
Hey, do you mind if we try out your eye-sight for starters?
Of course not! Nothing is wrong with my eye-sight!
Ok! Here's the test. Which one of the following would you rather date?:
A. 
B. 
C.
D.
I... uhh... it's a hard decision but I think I'll settle for... ehhh... choice D!
*Falls off chair laughing* Ok, so you want to date Ranma then?
*Puts glasses on* HEY!!! YOU FOOLED ME!!!
Ok, ok... sorry Mousse. I won't do it again.
So are you planning to get your sight fixed sometime soon?
Bah, my eye-sight is my own buisness! You stay out of it!
Whatever you say. So there is no other woman in your life except Shampoo?
SHAMPOO IS ALL I NEED! I LOVE SHAMPOO! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HER! I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING HER!
*5 hours later*
OK! I GET THE PICTURE!
*Swoons*
But the only way that you could ever get her is through a fanfic, it's never going to happen!
*Sob*, you are right. Ranma is too strong for me. BUT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE AS MY GUIDANCE, I SHALL ONE DAY RETURN HOME TO CHINA WITH SHAMPOO AS MY BRIDE!
Whatever you say. So, are you going to defeat Ranma anytime soon?
.....
Yeah, next question. What do you have to say to the anime producers for not letting you have more parts in the story than you do?
Nothing. Just that the fact that I don't appear in many episodes makes people appreaciate my appearances more!
That is indeed true! Now, I'll show you a picture of someone and you will in one word say something about what you think of that person. Ok?
Ok.
Grrrrr.
Brick.
Huh?
Handsome.
Wuss.
I see. So, do you have any friends?
I've never had any friends, every day of my youth was spent in training. I would never have achieved this amount of strength today if I didn't train hard.
What about your mother? How is she?
Fine, she sent me a letter a while back and she wanted me to go back to China.
The day when I actually do is not far away I guess.
Tell us now, how do you actually perform all your magic?
The secret art of dark magic is not to be told to ones that are not to use it themselves. You must train long and hard in various ways, and always keep your eyes open.
The down-side to this art of combat would be that if you are hit once, all the heavy things in your robe will make you fall quite hard.
Is there anything you want to tell your fans?
I have two tips. 'Never give up' and 'Follow your heart'.
Thank you so much for your time, Mousse.
It was nothing. See you around.
*Mousse vanishes in smoke*
Truly, Mousse is a very interesting one.
End Of Interview.
// Omega Cosmo '02
