Fangoriously
Definition of Fangoriously:
A Strong Bad-ism; viciously, violently; a brutal and terrible way to be devoured by gelatinous monsters
Welcome to Fangouriously. Your legs are being digested ^.^ .Anyhoo, c'mon fhqwhgads... follow me... Below (way at the bottom) are some links related to StrongBad.. hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
StrongBad Emails
Welcome to the Strong Bad emails section of Fangouriously. Strong Bad emails are the most updated feature of the H*R website. Most of the "inside" jokes on the website come from here. A few characters were even created here! This is the place to find almost anything and everything about Strong Bad's emails. If you scroll over the StrongBadEmail button in the toons section, you can see a secret email on the tv. It's pretty funny.
Just THREE away from the hundreth email!
97. monument
96. lackey *
95. the bet
94. video games *
93. army *
92. kind of cool * (creepy comb over story!! YAY)
91. caffeine *
90. colonization
89. local news *
88. couch patch *
87. mile
86. no loafing *
85. 2 years *
84. kids' book * (lmao, no two people are not on fire)
83. labor day
82. impression
81. date
80. stunt double *
79. the process
78. anything
77. suntan *
76. sibbie
75. funny
74. privileges *
73. mascot
72. crazy cartoon
71. 2 emails
70. big white face
69. personal favorites
68½. thing in a bag *
68. caper
67. autobiography
66½. in da basement
66. the show
65. unused emails
64. english paper
63. fingers
62. interview
61. monster truck
60. huttah!
59. marzipan - email
58. dragon *
57. japanese cartoon *
56. current status
55. cheat talk
54. morning routine
53. comic
52. island
51. website *
50. 50 emails *
49. theme party
48. ghosts
47. new hands *
46. your friends
45. techno *
44. lures & jigs
43. little questions
42. action figure
41. invisibility *
40. vacation
39. property of ones
38. helium
37. dullard
36. guitar *
35. sisters *
34. weird dream
33. gimmicks
32. flag day
31. sugarbob
30. 12:00
29. superhero name *
28. one step ahead
27. 3 wishes
26. CGNU
25. super powers
24. the bird
23. little animal
22. sb_email 22
21. cartoon
20. spring cleaning
19. tape-leg *
18. stand-up
17. studying
16. band names *
15. the basics
14. duck pond
13. i she be
12. credit card
11. i rule
10. trevor the vampire
9. i love you
8. brianrietta
7. halloweener
6. depressio
5. making out
4. homestar hair
3. butt IQ
2. homsar - email
1. some kinda robot
Honeslty I think the best known one is Trogdor... well, called Dragon on the list, but it's the Trogdor one. My personal favourties are highlited with a Star *.
Current Email Rap:
I keep my buttons all scrollin and the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!
Previous known raps:
The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on the muffin.
Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long!
Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you!
Coach Z: 'Cause if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack. (grass?)
Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that... heart attack.
Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack!
Oooohhh... scroll-a buh-tone-es!
Keep on scrollin' on mostriguty
'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
Scroll buttons, are you guys okay?
Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0
Page Titles:
- 1-33 except 6, 20 and 22: TANDY 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses)
- 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!! (Um, it used to give you a whole 'nother site, which is now on website
- 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
- 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)
- 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad 's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's compter)
- 35 (sisters): Tandy 400 : The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
- 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up).
- 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke. (Not sure why they changed it.)
- 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with a Compy 386)
- 42-97, except 50, 66 1/2, 68 1/2 and 70: Compy 386 (Strong Bad 's current computer.)
50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
- 66 1/2 (in da basement): Quite Exiting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
- 68 1/2 (thing in a bag): T-TV, TV Show! (It's not really an email, but that's still a weird title.)
- 70: Compy 086!! (Probably a typo)
Inside Jokes:
The inside jokes usually come from Strong Bad Email
Definition - Something that is only found on the site in two or three places, and is obscure in most or all instances. Something that has been featured more than three times usually becomes a regular feature of the site. For instance, Trogdor and fhqwhgads are no longer inside jokes, even though they started out that way.
These are the things that people who are new to Homestar Runner would simply not get at all. In fact, some of us who have seen most of the cartoons may not have fully picked up on them...
Fluffy Puff Mayo first showed up in the short toon Meet Marshie! It can also be seen in Where's the Cheat? and recently reappeared in the Strong Bad Email the bet. The King of Town has it in his pantry. It also appears as an advertisement before A Decemberween Pageant
"Made From The Best Stuff!"
Lem Sportsinterveiws first appeared as the author of "This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base" in the Strong Bad email "Studying". Since then, he has had many works of literature and charcature. Including (but probably not limited to):
- A Caricature of Strong Bad in the SBemail vacation
- A children's book entitled "Everyone is Different"
- the game of Three-to-one Marny
- A comic-style picture of Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat being tired and hungry.
- The owner of the credit card when you do the easter egg in the downloads section.
Grape Nuts Robot is a robot Bubs built out of a Grape Nuts box and a Speak-and-Spell. It appeared in "Personal Favorites".
Doregard, as in with a D, not a T, is a cantaloupe with a pencil-drawn face, and said pencil jabbed through his bottom-side. It also threatens Bubs. From the email "Lackey".. lmao, I love this one.
The Stick...It's a stick in the ground.
If two people are going to meet each other, it's here.
Any major events will take place here.
Several References to it are made all over the site.
In the email Monument, Thnikkaman distracted Strong Bad and The Cheat from building a monument. Seems to be Bubs' alter ego. He looks like Bubs, only wearing sunglasses and with a piece of paper taped to his chest. The paper says "TH".
His catch phrase is, "Yeah, Shut up Kid."
When he arrives, a magic voice sings "Here comes the Thnikkaman!"
When he leaves, a magic voice sings "There goes the Thnikkaman!"
Obviously, no one can resist his charms, because Strong Bad said "I'd like to see you stay on task when looking down the barrel of loaded Thnikkaman. I don't care what you are doing. No one can resist."
Crazy Lyrics:
Here are some of the classic StrongBad hits.. lol
Everybody to the Limit
by StrongBad
Come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
Everbody to the limit
Everybody come on fhwdgads
I see you jock at me
Acting like
You-know me!
I said come on fhwdgads
I said comeon fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
The Cheat is to the limit
Everybody come on fhwdgads!
Whose that fh h h hhwagsensay that whos that fhwqgads!
I dont know who it is,but its probly fhwqgads,
I ask my friend joe,i ask my friend jack,they all say its fhwqgads,
I say come on fhwqgads,i say come on fhwqgads,
Everybody to the limit
EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT,
Everybody say fhqwgads!
Trogdor
By Strong Bad
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon-man
Maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still
TROGDOR!!
TROGDOR!!
Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples in the thatch roof cottages!
Thatch roof cottages!
Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos, it's like squeedley vs. meedley over here.
Go squeedley... go squeedley! squeedley wins!!!
When all the land is in ruin, and burnination has
forsaken the countryside, only one guy will remain. My money's on Trogdor
TROGDOR!!
TROGDOR!!
AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIGHT!
The System is Down
by Strong Bad
The System is down
The System is down
The System is down
The System is down
The System is down, down, down, down, down,
Tan-tan-toran-tan-tan-torota
Doosh
Doosh
Doosh
They’re taking over.
Doosh
They’re taking over.
The system is down (taking over)
The system is down (taking over)
The system is down (taking over)
And Dance
Revolution
Doosh
Doosh
Doosh
Dance
Revolution
The system is down (taking over)
The system is down (taking over)
The system is down (taking over)
Dancing Robots
Dancing Robots
Dancing Robots
Robots
Dancing Robots
Dancing Robots
Robots
Robots
Taking Over the system
Football!
Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do
(this was made when Strong Bad's Computer was down)
Sensitive to Bees
by Marzipan
Marzipan: Strong Bad, Wanna hear my new song?
Strong Bad: Hi, NO!
Marzipan: Okay, here we go.
I said no...
Oh that sounds gorgeous.
Marzipan:
I'm very sensitive to birds (What?)
I'm very sensitive to trees (Them falling on you?)
I'm very sensitive to all these things,
But I'm espescially sensitive to bees (Hey, I'm the bee!)
Yeah I really really really like bees (I really really think you're making this up as you go!)
Have you ever walked outside
And noticed that they're really pretty cute (And got run over by a big truck)
They like to fly around and eat your fruit (Oh, fruit and cute good rhyme)
but it's ok cuz they're cute (Oh, cute and cute, that’s even more advanced!)
Yeah it's ok cuz they're cute (Cute, cute, and cute! You're the poet lauriet of--)
Buzz! owch (What?)
Buzz! owch (What are you doing?)
Buz Buz Buzz Ouch (Stop that)
I heard some people say (You should really quit playing this song!)
That you can't count on a bee to pay. (Oh, well I will agree with that one. Got a good point there)
And they won't look you in the eye
With Strong Bad: And all they wanna do is fly real high (Hey guys)
But you gotta love um anyway
(What are you doing? Are you guys singing a song?)
I don’t care what they say anymore
Cause I really, really do love (trees)
Strong Bad and Marzipan: Yeah I really, really like bees (to play with trees... and ants!)
Strong Bad: Don't tell anyone I sang with you, ok?
Marzipan: Ok.
Homestar: But you can tell 'em I did!
Marzy: No thanks!
Circles
by strong bad
Circles,
She’s spinning me around in circles, again.
Oh that skinny blonde girl.
Something about the ages.
I failed college algebra again.
Whoa that skinny blonde girl
She took me to different places
Like the university bookstore,
And the financial aid office.
I had to borrow her parking pass,
Working on the night staff,
And the computer lab.
I totally found out her screen name,
Oh that skinny blonde girl.
And the circles, and the ages, and the ages.
Beautiful
Where am I?
But is this song really in G?
[Quick note about this song: The "Whispering" you hear is actually Strong Bad telling the guy with the harmonica to "Stop it!" and other things]
Dangeresque
by Strong Bad
So dangerous, so dangerous!
He fights the law, but he also fights the crime but not as much,
Dangeresque.
With Renaldo at his side, he'll have Renaldo at his side,
Dangeresque. (Dangeresque)
He's got some chinese stars, and he keeps them under the bed with a length of pipe
Dangeresque. (length of pipe)
That guy is Dangeresque
The mighty oak has fallen
If movies have taught me anything
He'll get the girl
(Or maybe not!)
Stick it to the man, stick it to the man!
(Ooh-ooh)
Cool glasses, cool glasses!
Stick it to the man, stick it to the man!
(Ooh-ooh)
Cool, cool glasses.
He works alone, except for when he works with Renaldo,
which is all the time,
Dangeresque.
He's a private eye, a crooked cop, a secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist,
Dangeresque.
That guy is Dangeresque.
Dangeresque
Dangeresque
Dangeresque
Or did I?
The Cheat is not Dead
by Strong Bad
The Cheat, Man
Where did we go wrong?
Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears
(That was yesterday!)
This one's for you...
I got mad at The Cheat
For screwing up the Jumble Caper
I hope I don't see his name in the paper
In the obituaries
Cause that would mean he's dead
The Cheat is not dead! (dead)
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead! (DED!)
Oh I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
Just the claps... Just the claps
Strong Sad, I didn't know you had rhythm
Strong Sad: Oh, ive got tons of rhythm
Alright guys, keep it rollin' for me guys... Keep it rollin'...
C'mon!
I cracked wise at The Cheat!
But in my defense he cracked wise at me first
I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse
At the cemetary,
Cause once again that would mean he's dead
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead! (Whoa, where'd this choir come
from?)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead! (You guys sound great!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead...
CHEAT IS NOT DEAD! (Cheat is not dead!)
CHEAT IS NOT DEAD! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Oh oh, he's dead (Cheat is not dead!)
No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
I said The Cheat is not dead, now! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Let’s call the star! (Cheat is not dead!)
Calligary Six! (Cheat is not dead!)
I say The Cheat is not dead, now! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, he's not dead (Cheat is not dead!)
To the frozen foods!!! (Cheat is not dead!)
I say The Cheat is not dead!
WHOO!
CHEAT IS NOT DEAD!
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