The First Week In April, The Opening Of Our New Skatepark. The Day I Met Brewce Martin...
The Day The New Skatepark Opened, Me, Blair, And Another Kid Named Chris Went To The Skatepark. Some Loud Guy Was Yelling Stuff, And Then He Came Up To Us And Just Started A Conversation. Little Did We Know, But This Wasn't Just Any Guy, This Was Brewce Martin. He Called Himself Totem Pole Tad, But We Eventually Just Called Him Tadpole Tad (Tad For Short). I Just Sat Back And Watched As He Talked To Chris. This Is How The Conversation Went...
(Tad Enters Yelling) "HELLO LOUISVILLE"
He Then Quiets Down And Talks To Us "I Wish My Girlfriend Were Here. I'd Like To Drop A Few Inches"
More Talking
Chris Asks Him As A Joke "Are You Rodney Mullen?" (If You Dont Know Who He Is, Look Him Up)
Tad Responds "Yes, Yes I Am...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RODNEY MULLEN IS IN THE HOUSE"
....I Forgot The Rest...
As It Turned Out, Brewce Was Actually Pretty Famous. But We Didn't Know At The Time. He Had A Messed Up Tooth That Made Him Look Kinda Hickish, But Thats Tad For Ya! Tad Owns Skatopia Skatepark And A Skateboarding Museum In Rutland Ohio.
Anyway, At School, I Decided To Write Stories About Him While In Computer Class.For Some Weird Reason, He Almost Always Seems To Die And Come Back To Life A Lot In Yhe Stories. Anyway, Here They Are.
NOTE: THESE STORIES ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM!
Tad Likes Fruits....Fruit Loops That Is
