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Old Black Guy: Hello and welcome to "The Neo We Never Knew". During the next 20 seconds you'll meet the entire life story about a man known to himself as "Neo".
Mom: What? You said it was suppose to be a boy.
Mom: But he's 10 years old! (crying)
IW Color Commentator 2: Neo...pack up and go home unless you WANT to be a stepping stone for everybody else career. IW Color Commentator 1: Would it matter? he's a nobody anyway. Old Black Guy: Now you've meet...Neo. I've just been paid $500 for absolutely nothing. Thanks Neo, I'm paid, I'm paid, I'm paid in the shade. Kiss the rings bitch. (Breakdances) |
...end footage...
Now you believe me? Damn!
What?!
Oh now I'm mean because I talked about poor little neo, hey...suck it up, grow some balls and enjoy the barrowed time...pussy.
{Man it's been a long ass time since I've been away. Four months to be exact...same crib, same car, same girl, same right hand nigga.
We all just chillin, I'm drinking some orange juice since I've gave up not only drinking, but smoking as well. We watching some Martin...classic shit.}
Gina: Baby when did that puppy get here?
Martin & Detrick:
Gina....That ain't no damn puppy it's a RAT!
{Martin elbow drops the rat as I start to laugh, Kendra gives me the disgusted look and
Marv just falls asleep on the damn couch.}
Detrick:
Ya'll punks just don't know quality television when you see it.
Kendra:
Detrick, you seen this damn episode like Twenty times...get over it.
...Flashback 4 months ago....
Martin & Detrick:
Gina....That ain't no damn puppy it's a RAT!
...Current Time...
Detrick:...Haters
Kendra: Whatever, you just mad because we all got rid of Martin and you didn't...let's watch some American Idol.
Detrick:
Da fuck is American Idol?
Detrick: Jerry Springer still comes on?
...2 old folks are just sittin there...
Detrick: Slapping the shit out of Marv before saying...
Wake the fuck up...we going to Wendy's.
Marv: Do I get what I want this time?
Detrick: Now Marv...remember the last time when I got you that spicy chicken burger?
...Last Week...
Detrick: Now Marv...remember the last time when I got you that frosty?
...Last Week, but 5 minutes later...
...snap back into current time...
{Marv starts to cry on my shoulder...I just look down at him and head towards the car. "Just a
Moment" By: Nas ft. Quan bangs in my stereo, as Kendra gets inside. From the side the
sort of looks like Wolverine from X-Men...back to the narrating.
We go through the drive through since Kendra's "My hair ain't done" blah blah. (:-\).
Detrick's Order:
Marv's Order:
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{Anyway...We drive home, on the way there some hobo jumps on top of my car.}
Hobo: Wash your windows?
Marv: Oh shit...He speaks!
Kendra: Detrick get him off the car!
Detrick: Cracker get the fuck off my car!
{I turn on the windshield wipers and nothing happens...Marv starts to cry...16 years old and he's crying!?!
I swerve left to right, then hit the breaks...he action rolls off the car then lays there.}
Kendra: Oh My God...Detrick I think you killed him.
Detrick: I KILLED HIM?! What do you mean I Killed Him?! That crazy homeless dude was on my damn
windshield mirror talking about some "Wash your windows." ...Marv go out there and see if he's okay.
Kendra: Detrick you go do it.
{Why is she always asking me to do something...now I see why Marv is so
scary. I open the door and out of nowhere falls a Mortal Kombat II Arcade System right on top of the hobo.}
Everybody: ..........
{What the hell? I just shake my head, Marv and Kendra cover's there mouth and I keep driving...this was a fucked up ass day.}
OOC: It's been a while...shit....give me some time, like another RP.
for a treat
May the 22nd, because I get to Empty The Caucasian Trash.I really can't complain, because I figured it's a easy win to begin my undefeated process.