After about 20 hours of massive amounts of speeding we made it to UTAH, it wasn't all I thought it would be. I met the coolest dude, Kevin and he made me this kick ass sandwhich. For a while we stayed at Berg's friend Bran's house (I didn't realize I didn't have a picture of him til I got home). Bran's family was pretty nice (His mom and siter, his sister Jenny, Jenny and her little friends, Jenny next to a rock sculpture Berg made, and Ster, Bran's bro).
At some point during the week we stayed with another family, they had a really nice house (View from their deck, Their Kitchen, the Living Room, The TV!!, Inside the TV room, and finally my fave THE GUEST ROOM THAT I STAYED IN!!)
After that we went to Park City and all I really remember was Berg making out with Katie and this chick ( Angel 1 Angle 2)
UTAH MALCOLM: I don't know why I have a pic like this in every roll, Before or After Church Me and My Love Affair with a Bear The Bear had its way with me
UTAH BERG: He always looks really high, This is how Berg gets ready for Church
After we left Park City we went to Las Vegas and oddly enough, no pictures from there either. After we left Las Vegas we headed to Hoover Dam ( 1 2 3 4) On the way there was some cool scenery (1 2 3 4 5) but my favorite part of the trip to the Hoover Dam was seeing THE BIG ASS STATUE!!!
This is me at the Hoover Dam and this is Berg at the Hoover Dam and this is Berg sitting in a Viper
And for some reason theres a huge elevator there
After we left the Hoover Dam we headed to our main destination of the Grand Canyon. After seeing it I must say that it's something that everyone should experience (even if those bastards charge you 20 bucks for a 7 day pass, I mean come on its just the earth's butt crack). The Grand Canyon has some beautiful scenery (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9)
MALCOLM AT THE GRAND CANYON: Me laying in front of the Hoover Dam, Smiling cause I'm afraid of falling off, Balancing on a rock, Still Balancing but from a distance, Cool pic of me, I AM YOUR GOD!!!!, Me and Berg at the Canyon, In this pic I saved Berg's life
BERG at the GRAND canyon: Balanced on a rock. Calmly sitting. See the little white dot on top of the rock? that's berg. Layin Down. Climbing the Canyon. Little Birdy. I was standing about 15 feet below him to take this picture. He was too lazy to go like 20 feet to the right
And at the end of the day we were greeted with some of the most amazing sunsets I've ever seen (1 2 3 4 5) And then we saw one of the coolest sunsets ever with this cool ass tree: Tree Sunset
We don't have any pics of the next part of the trip. We went back to Utah for a bit, and then we headed to Idaho to see Berg's Aunt. Along the way he got a 400 dollar speeding ticket that kept us in Idaho for a couple more days while he tried to figure out what to do. This would have been fine had it not screwed up the only thing in the vacation that I had acutally wanted to do. Because of all this I was unable to go and see Kara which really pissed me off, but life is like that sometimes. So now I just have the freedom to make fun of Berg to the end of my days. And now back to the story..... After we left Idaho we were going back through the town we had stayed at where this girl Berg "loved" lived. He wasn't gonna go see her cause it would be hard on him but I more or less told him to go see her which ended the vacation on a great note for Berg and for that I was happy. While in Utah this time I took some interesting pictures. Katie and Berg making out: ( 1 2 3 4 5 ) And then I took some pictures for myself (Butt and chest) Then there was a nice little picture of Me and Katie it was so nice and slightly disturbing.
Katie's house was pretty awesome with a soda machine and rows and rows of soda.
I really liked Katie's family. Her mom has much love from me cause she gave me a bunch of food. It was all great. The only person that scared me was her sister cause she kept flirting with me and I was very scared and disturbed. I liked Katies dogs though (dog number 1 dog number 2) This concluded our vacation but we got to see fireworks so that was cool. After this we started out on our long journey back home. We did find one cool place along the way though.
On the way to Utah we had stopped at this rest stop and played on stuff, and on our way back we stopped at another one, but took some pics this time.
Me on a tireswing Berg climing something Berg was doin something Berg on the tireswing I refuse to comment
AND THUS ENDS MY SUMMER VACATION!!!!!!! It was long and fun and should be done again. That sounded dirty. *wink, wink*
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