"For the world is only a psychological phenomenon"
~Thomas Hardy from his novel "Tess of the d'Urbervilles
"In the ill-judged execution of the well-judged plan of things the call seldom produces the comer, the man to love rarely coincides with the hour for loving."
~Thomas Hardy also from "Tess of the d'Urbervilles"
"It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head."
~Sally Kempton
"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember all men are strange as hell."
~Robin Morgan
"If we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time."
~Edith Wharton
"Just remember, we're all in this alone."
~Lily Tomlin
"If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle."
~Rita Mae Brown
"I married beneath me--all women do."
~Lady Nancy Astor
"The more I see of the world, the more I am dissatisfied with it."
~"Pride and Prejudice" the movie
"Some guys just can't hold their arsenic"
~Chicago
"And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."
~Chicago
"I fired two warning shots... into his head."
~Chicago
"After all what fun is power if you can't act like a rock star?"
~from 'The New Wild West' by Jewel
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art hot!"
~Some random card in an antique store
"I love you & you & you &...
-God"
~I saw this on some billboard going up 575.. thought it was spiffy
"The perfect man is entertaining, cute, and unlike the average male, has rhythm."
~Taken from a book called The Perfect Man. Believe it or not, it was a picture book.
"If there were no Kate-ness, the world would be destroyed."
~Corky
"Etc: a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do."
~Unknown
"Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
It's like I've never seen the sky before
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
It all revolves around you."
~Song from Moulin Rouge
"Never wore coverup, always beat the boys up"
~a line from my theme song, "My World" by Avril Lavigne
"Cheese... it's my favorite fruit"
~ Johanathan on more than one occasion
"Mares are from Venus
Stallions are from Mars
Geldings are from Heaven!"
~a quote from a pillow in a horse catalog
"No woman can resist a man who looks good in a speedo."
~from the song Tangerine Speedo
"Swing me way down South
Sing me something brave from your mouth!"
~from the Dixie Chick's new cd
"Everyone has rhythm... in their own special way!"
~some random commercial
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
~Unknown
"D*mn I'm good!"
~Mash after successfully masking the word sh*t on film as the camera continued to roll
"To this world I'm unimportant just
because I have nothing to give
So you call this your free country
tell me why it cost so much to live"
~from "Duck and Run" by 3 Doors Down
"(For the Lord thy God is a merciful God;) he will not forsake thee, neither destroy thee"
~Deuteronomy 4:31 (The Bible)
"Having a relationship with a guy is like riding a horse... it's a partnership, and you have to communicate to get along, but if you're not the boss, you're dead." ~me.. something I randomly came up with
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half closed after."
~Benjamin Franklin in "Poor Richard's Almanac"
"'Sometimes it seems like they's times when men ain't got no need for women.'
'Well they's times when women ain't got no need for men.'
'Yeah, but who wants to be dead?'"
~Dialogue from Oklahoma!
"Cinderella said to Snow White
How does love get so off course
All I wanted was a white knight
With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse
Ride me off into the sunset
Baby, I'm forever yours"
~Second Verse from "This Kiss" By Faith Hill
"I wanted to fly so you gave me your wings"
~Michelle Branch, this quote is dedicated to my awesome horse
"When you pass me in a club, 'Oh la la' you gasp
Back up boy, I ain't your toy, or your piece of a**"
~Pink from "Respect"
