JR: “Welcome everyone to the hottest event of the year! Welcome to the only event you’ll see anywhere on the planet where the steel cage is the center stage for a full card of matches! Welcome everyone to EHW Caged Heat!! Hello everyone, coming to you tonight from the bay area in San Francisco, California I’m Jim Ross alongside. . .”
JG: “Alongside the host of this special event! The Quintessential Studdmuffin himself, except no imitators because they’re all masturbators, Joel ‘she said she left her heart in San Francisco, where she loved to sing and dance. But baby, no matter what this show claims to be all the Caged Heat is down in my pants‘ Gertner!!”
JR: “I thought you left something besides your heart in San Francisco Joel.”
JG: “What are you implying Ross?”
JR: “Moving on folks we have a night that is going to be filled with some of the best matches you have ever seen. Almost every single kind of Cage Match this company has is on display here tonight, as is most of our roster. We have two matches that are firsts for EHW. The first ever Barb and Razor Wire Cage match, as well as the first ever TLC Match. That TLC stands for Tables, Ladders, and Cages, oh my!”
JG: “Well if you would stop your yakin’ we could go down to the ring for the first match of the night, so put a donut in your mouth, which I know is your favorite hobby and let’s send our viewers down to the ring for our first cage match of the night.”
**The 10 foot high EHW Steel Cage is set up attaching itself to the ring as the lights go dark and “Rollin” by Limp Bizkit plays. The Undertaker drives down to the ring on a motorcycle to a very small reaction from the crowd. Undertaker circles the ringside area, gets off his cage, and gets in the ring as the lights come back on. “Oh Hell Yeah” by Disturbed hits and Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way to the ring to a small reaction as well. Since the crowd is still packing into the arena the cheers aren’t as loud as they normally would be. Austin gets into the cage and as he does his music fades as he poses for the fans. The Rock’s theme comes on and the fans shoot up to their feet and applaud as The Rock makes his way down to ringside. Rock climbs the outer part of the cage up to the top and throws his left arm up in the air and soaks in the crowd’s cheers. Rock climbs down into the cage and his music stops as all three wrestlers stair at each other in the ring.**
JR: “This is not an elimination style three way dance like we normally have here in EHW. The first man to score a pinfall in this match will be the winner.”
Rock goes to lock up with Undertaker but Austin gives Rock a kick to his ribs and follows it up with a side suplex. Rock goes down on the mat as Austin starts to stomp on him, but Undertaker picks Austin up from behind and gives him a reverse DDT. Undertaker starts choking Austin after hitting the move as Rock gets back up to his feet. Rock climbs up the cage and calls for a chair, a member of ring crew throws one up to Rock. Rock catches it and climbs back down to the ring. Undertaker gets up and turns towards Rock and is greeted with a chair shot to his face! Undertaker falls back into the near right hand turnbuckle as Rock follows him into it and hits him over the head and then in his left knee with the chair. Austin gets up to his feet and Rock turns around and nails him over the top of his head with the steel chair knocking Austin right back down to the mat. Rock takes the chair and places it in the middle of the ring, then picks Austin back up to his feet. Rock takes Austin and gives him a DDT on the steel chair. Austin favors his neck and yells in pain as Rock gets back up and walks towards The Undertaker in the corner. Undertaker kicks Rock in the stomach, then grabs Rock by the throat and calls for a Chokeslam. .but Rock kicks Undertaker in the balls, whips him off the ropes, and gives him a spinebuster on the steel chair. Rock gets up and stands over the Undertaker’s face and starts to take off his right elbow pad. Rock throws the pad over the top of the cage and into the crowd, he runs off the ropes, off the other set, and. .hit’s the People’s Elbow! Rock goes for a cover, 1..2.NO Austin breaks up the count by double axe smashing Rock on the back of his head. Austin picks Rock up to his feet and throws him face first into the cage. Austin kicks Rock in the gut and goes for the Stunner but Rock pushes Austin away and off the ropes. Austin bounces off the ropes, and when he comes back Rock catches him and gives him the Rock Bottom!! Rock makes the cover, 1.2..3 The Rock wins.
JR: “The Rock shows complete dominance and picks up a huge win here in the first match at Caged Heat.”
JG: “Well it was a battle of the WWF titans, and as usual Rock won except this time the match wasn’t fixed for him to win it by Vince McMahon to sell merchandise. And Ross, I find it ironic that these are the biggest names in the WWF but here in eHw they are the opening match.”
JR: “Well in eHw we have the hardest working and hardest core wrestlers, not just the guys that sell the most t-shirts.”
**Ring crew sets up several ladders and tables in and around the cage and ringside area with more shown under the ring. **
JR: “Well this is a match that has never been done before here in EHW, and I have never heard of it done anywhere else, ever so it could be a match that becomes a feature in EHW much like the Stretcher match, but only time will tell.”
JG: “Do ya wanna put anymore pressure on the participants in this match Ross? I mean if that is even possible.”
JR: “Hey I’m just offering my insight.”
JG: “Well don’t offer, what no one asked for.”
** “X-Factor” by Uncle Kracker hits and X-Pac struts down to the ring to the boos of the crowd. X-Pac gets into the cage through the door and poses for the cameras as the lights dim. Kanyon’s music is heard and the EHW TV Champion goes out to the ring to more boos than X-Pac received. Kanyon gets into the cage and holds up the Television Title belt. Kanyon gives the belt to the ref who places the belt onto a wire that is raised about 18 feet above the ring. The ref exit’s the cage as the match begins..**
JR: “The only way to win is to climb a ladder and grab that belt off of the wire. You can go in and out of the cage at all times and there is no time limit. This match is for the EHW Television Title.”
Kanyon picks up a 4-foot high ladder and throws it at X-Pac, X-Pac swats it away but when he does Kanyon charges and clotheslines X-Pac into the cage. Kanyon takes X-Pac’s head and slams it into the cage repeatedly and then snaps X-Pac back to the mat. Kanyon takes a table that was leaning on the cage and opens it up, placing it in the middle of the ring. X-Pac gets back up to his feet as Kanyon opens up a 12-foot high ladder next to the table. X-Pac spins Kanyon around and gives him a jawbreaker, then immediately elbow drops Kanyon when he is down. X-Pac picks Kanyon up and lays him on the table, then takes the 12-foot high ladder and moves it into the near left corner of the ring and climbs up to the top of it. X-Pac gets up, crotch chops the crowd, and then leaps off the ladder and leg drops Kanyon through the table!!! X-Pac doesn’t get up right away because he takes bump as well on that fall. After a few seconds X-Pac does get up to his feet, positions the same ladder under the belt, and starts to climb it. X-Pac climbs the ladder slower than he had just done due to the fall he took. X-Pac gets within an arm’s reach of the belt but as he gets up their Kanyon gets up and grabs X-Pac’s foot. X-Pac tries to shake Kanyon off but can’t. Kanyon climbs up the ladder behind X-Pac and scoops X-Pac up on his shoulders and gets down off of the ladder. Kanyon takes X-Pac and gives him the Electric Chair! (sitdown reverse powerbomb) Both men are down but Kanyon gets up and crawls out of the cage to get another table. X-Pac gets up and starts to climb the steel cage on the same side of the ring that Kanyon is on. Kanyon opens up a table on the outside of the ring and picks it up to move it into the ring through the cage door. But as Kanyon gets close to the cage door X-Pac reaches the top of the cage, leaps. .and hits Kanyon with a suicide dive off the steel cage!! X-Pac hits Kanyon but then lands on the bottom side of the table hitting the metal legs of the table and cracking the table in two places. X-Pac appears to be more hurt than Kanyon is as X-Pac appears to have had the wind knocked out of him. X-Pac gasps for air as Kanyon slowly gets back into the cage. Kanyon very slowly picks up the ladder which tipped over in the ring and places it back under the TV Title belt. Kanyon slowly starts to climb the ladder as on the outside X-Pac picks up a ladder that was leaning on the guardrail. X-Pac opens up a 10 foot high ladder on the outside of the ring and begins to climb it. The ladder is just a little smaller than the cage when it is positioned on the outside of the ring as X-Pac reaches it’s peak. Kanyon gets his fingers on the title belt as X-Pac hops from the top of the ladder onto the top of the steel cage and then leaps hitting Kanyon with a Spinning Heel Kick off the cage knocking Kanyon off of the ladder!!! X-Pac slowly gets up to his feet and crawls to the opposite side of the ring where there is a table leaning against the turnbuckle. X-Pac opens up the table and brings it close to the opposite corner. X-Pac places Kanyon on the top rope and then climbs up in front of him. X-Pac takes Kanyon and gives him the X-Factor off the top rope through the table!! X-Pac gets up to his feet right away and starts to climb up the ladder. X-Pac climbs up the ladder, gets up near the top, reaches up, and grabs the EHW TV Title!! X-Pac wins!
JR: “What a show put on by X-Pac! In his first match here in EHW he has made an impact by winning the EHW TV Title in an amazing Tables, Ladders, and Cages match.”
JG: “Over the years X-Pac has become more of a ground attack wrestler, but he showed us all here that he is the original high flying cruserweight of the nineties and that he can still pull it off when he needs to.”
**The eHw Steel Cage is taken down and the eHw Rage in a Cage cage is lowered down from the top of the arena.**
JR: “Well next is a match for the EHW DeathMatch Title, but as you all know the current champion retired with the title a few days ago without any warning so he left us in a tight spot. EHW President Paul Heyman will now come out here and let us know what he plans to do.”
** “King Nothing” by Metallica plays and Paul Heyman walks out to the entryway with a mic in hand. The music stops and he begins to speak.**
Paul E: “Well as JR has just said Taz retired with the title a few days ago and pretty much fucked up this match. But I am not going to let that hold us down, Taz retired so in his place he partner who never did a damn thing, Rhino will take his spot and will face Chris Jericho for the DeathMatch Title here tonight. So lets get going and enjoy the rest of the show.”
** “Break Down the Walls” hits as pyros go off in the entryway and Chris Jericho comes out to the ring as Paul Heyman exits. Jericho enters the cage, gets into the ring, and poses for the crowd receiving a huge pop from the crowd. “Debonaire” by Dope plays and Rhino makes his way down to the cage with a pissed off look on his face. Rhino enters the cage, gets into the ring, and throws his arms up in the air and yells out as the fans respond with nothing but boos. Both men look at the DeathMatch title belt which is hanging on top of the cage as the bell rings.**
Rhino charges Jericho and immediately goes for the Gore but Jericho leap frogs over Rhino and the Man Beast crashes into the far left corner of the ring going all the way into the ring post. Jericho pulls Rhino out of the corner and gives him a belly to back suplex. Jericho walks over to the near right corner of the ring and uncuffs one of the garbage cans of weapons from the corner and spills the contents all over the ring. Jericho keeps the garbage can in hand and when Rhino gets up to his feet Jericho dents the garbage can over his head with it. Rhino only goes down to one knee, Jericho drops the garbage can, picks up a cookie sheet, and hits Rhino over the head with it. Rhino is barely faised by the weapon, so Jericho picks up a VCR and smashes it over Rhino’s head! Rhino goes down and appears to be out. Jericho runs off the ropes and hit’s the Lionsault! Jericho gets out of the ring and goes under it pulling out a ladder. Jericho puts the ladder in the ring and looks at the barb wire cage and just shivers when he sees it. Jericho gets in the ring and sets the ladder up underneath the belt. Jericho starts to climb up the ladder but as he does Rhino gets up to his feet and pulls Jericho off of the ladder. Rhino head butts Jericho and attempts a vertical suplex but Jericho flips out of it, Jericho grabs a kitchen sink out of the pile of weapons and throws it at Rhino’s head. Rhino catches it and Jericho dropkicks it into Rhino’s head. Jericho then picks up Rhino’s legs, looks out at the crowd, and locks in the Walls of Jericho!! Jericho locks in the hold as Rhino starts to tap out but that doesn’t matter. Jericho locks in the hold for a full minute and then releases as Rhino seemingly passes out from the pain. Jericho drops Rhino’s massive legs and then begins to climb up the ladder again with ease. Jericho gets up and grabs the DeathMatch Title Belt!! Jericho wins with ease!
JR: “Wow, that was a very easy match for Y2J. He only used one of the two garbage cans of weapons, and didn’t even used the barb wire wrapped Hell in a Cell cage to his advantage.”
JG: “Well Jericho had Taz’s number, and the fact that he wasn’t gonna fight Taz just enraged him further so there was no stopping him tonight.”
**The cage is lifted back up as ring crew returns with the eHw Steel Cage wrapped in barb and razor wire. Ring crew, wearing thick gloves set the cage up attaching it to the ring as some of the barb wire hangs off of the cage into the ring itself.**
JR: “This was the final match added to the card and it promises to be a hardcore match featuring a hardcore legend.”
JG: “Tommy Dreamer is no stranger to the steel cage, but even he has never fought in a standard steel cage, wrapped in barb and razor wire.”
** “Take It” by the Insane Clown Posse is heard as the lights darken and Vampiro slowly makes his way to the cage to the boos of the crowd. Vampiro looks around at the crowd with a soulless face. Vampiro enters the cage through the door and just looks around at the crowd again, this time with a sadistic smile on his face. The lights come back on as “Man in a Box” by Alice in Chains plays and Tommy Dreamer appears in the entryway to the loud cheers of the crowd. Dreamer walks down to the cage high fiving as many fans as he can along the way. Dreamer enters the cage through the door as well, he gets in the ring and makes a crucifix with his arms and yells out “EH Fuckin’ W!!” and the fans go crazy as his music fades and the match is ready to begin.**
Dreamer and Vampiro are both careful around the barbwire cage, which no matter where they are in the ring is just a matter of feet from them. Dreamer and Vampiro lock up, Dreamer puts Vampiro in a side headlock, Vampiro backs Dreamer towards the ropes but Dreamer releases the hold not wanting to be sent into the barb and razor wire cage. Vampiro and Dreamer go to lock up again but this time Vampiro kicks Steiner in the stomach and gives Dreamer a scissor kick that takes Dreamer face first onto the mat. Vampiro puts Dreamer in a leg lock and pulls back on it to increase the pressure. Dreamer kicks Vampiro in the back of his head until Vampiro release the hold as both men get back up to their feet. Dreamer tackles Vampiro and brings him down to the mat and punches Vampiro in the side of his head three times and then uses the ropes to get back up to his feet. Dreamer picks Vampiro up by his hair, yells out to the crowd, and then runs and throws Vampiro face first into the barb and razor wire cage!! Vampiro pushes away from the barb and razor wire and starts bleeding profusely from the forehead. Dreamer takes a loose strand of the barbwire and rubs it against Vampiro’s forehead and cuts him up with it. Dreamer picks Vampiro up to his feet, whips him off the ropes, and gives Vampiro a Spicoli Driver! (death valley driver) Dreamer goes for the cover, 1..2.NO Vampiro kicks out. Vampiro rolls over and starts to gets up to his feet using the ropes, but as he does Dreamer charges and pushes Vampiro again face first into the barb and razor wire cage!! This time a strand of razor wire gets stuck in Vampiro’s flesh and when he pulls it away the skin rips up and Vampiro’s entire face becomes covered with blood. Dreamer starts to pull Vampiro away from the cage but as he does Vampiro elbows Dreamer in the stomach and gives him a swinging neckbreaker. Vampiro slowly gets back up to his feet leaving a trail of blood no matter what he does. Vampiro picks Dreamer up and gives him a powerbomb into the barbwire cage!! Dreamer yells in pain as he is stuck to the cage, he slowly starts to step through the ropes away from the cage as his shirt tears but as he does Vampiro runs and dropkicks Dreamer back into the barb and razor wire cage!! Blood starts seaping down the back of Dreamer’s neck and starts coming out of Dreamer’s mouth a little bit. Vampiro rips Dreamer away from the barb and razor wire cage ripping Dreamer’s shirt and his back to shreds. Vampiro takes Dreamer and goes for the Nail in the Coffin but Dreamer escapes it, spins Vampiro around and hit’s the Dreamer DDT!! Dreamer makes the cover, 1..2.3 Tommy Dreamer wins!
JR: “Tommy Dreamer showing us all once again why he is a hardcore legend and the innovator of violence. He took in and dished out some heavy punishment in that match.”
JG: “Dreamer has a history of back problems but despite all that, he still managed to fight the back of taking all those cuts to his back and hit his signature move. He is what hardcore is all about.”
**An intermission takes place as the barb and razor wire cage is taken down, and the EHW Wargames Cage is lowered from the top of the arena as some heavy duty machinery moves the Rage in a Cage and Wargames Cage around at the top of the arena. A second ring is assembled close to the ring that is already implace with enough distance for the divider part of the war games cage to come between the two rings. The Wargames Cage finishes its desent and is secured around ringside as the fans all come back from the bathrooms and merchandise fans and get in their seats.**
JR: “Speaking of Tommy Dreamer, in this next match we are going to see Dreamer’s greatest and most bitter rival of all time. Raven, who tonight will go after the EHW Tag Team Titles but he will not be alone. Raven has brought a mystery partner and has been the buzz about EHW.”
JG: “Everyone has been pondering who his mystery partner could be, and it could be anyone. But his opponents Edge and Christian have stayed cool under the pressure and say they are ready no matter who Raven’s partner is.”
JR: “And I understand that at Raven’s request, Kurt Angle will come down to the ring with Edge and Christian right now.”
**The lights dim as Edge and Christian’s music is heard as the EHW Tag Team Champions and the EHW IC Champion make their way to the Wargames Cage. All three men enter the cage each with a large smile on their faces. They get in the ring and pose for the crowd as flashes from cameras go off all over the arena.**
Edge: “Raven, you most totally have flipped your lid wanting the greatest IC Champion of all time to come to the ring with Christian and myself. But Kurt, there is something troubling me about this, this reeks of a plan.”
Kurt Angle: “Edge, Raven lacks Intelligence, the only reason he wanted me out here is so when you two give him the beating of his life. He’ll have someone to look up to and think of someone he can follow in the foot steps of when he gets out of the hospital. Oh it’s true, it’s damn true.”
** “Come Out and Play” by The Offspring plays and Raven makes his way to the ring to a huge pop from the fans. Raven stops in the middle of the entryway and pulls a microphone out of the pocket of his leather jacket and proceeds to speak.**
Raven: “Angle, there is a select reason why I have asked for your presence in the ring tonight. Not to wrestle, and not to stay in the ring for very long because I know you will be running. But I wanted you to see first hand what my partner is gonna do to your two associates in the ring. Because that is gonna be the same thing he does to you when he takes your IC Title. I want to introduce you to my tag team partner, and the number one contender to the IC Title. . .the King of EHW himself, The Sandman!”
** “Enter Sandman” by Metallica plays as the lights go out and the crowd goes nuts as they know the precense of the former EHW World Champion is immenent. The lights come back on and Raven and the Sandman are in the opposite ring as Team ECK. Sandman has a can of beer in hand, he pops it open, and chugs the whole can of beer down himself and then throws the can aside as he and Raven look at each other and head towards the ring that Team ECK is in. Kurt Angle jumps out of the ring and out of the cage, he tells the ref to lock and then padlock the cage so The Sandman can’t get out. The ref does as Edge and Christian and Raven and Sandman go at it in the cage.**
Edge goes after Sandman but with the Singapore Cain in hand Sandman nails Edge on the side of his head with it. Christian and Raven lock up, Christian whips Raven off the ropes and goes for a back body drop but Raven leaps over Christian. When Christian turns around he is greeted with a dropkick to his right knee taking him down. Sandman picks Edge up and throws him over the top rope and to the outside and then exit’s the ring himself. Sandman picks Edge up and whips him into the cage, Sandman goes for a DDT but Edge counters with an inverted atomic drop. Edge takes the Cain out of Sandman’s hand and hits him over the head with it knocking Sandman down to the ground. Back in the ring Raven whips Christian into the far right turnbuckle, charges and clotheslines Christian in the corner, then takes him out with a running bulldog! Raven goes for a cover, 1.2..NO Christian kicks out and rolls away from Raven. On the outside Edge picks Sandman up to his knees and goes to Cain him in the face but as he does Raven runs and leaps over the top rope hitting a corkscew elbow on Edge knocking him back into the cage and to the arena floor. But Raven takes a hard hit when he lands on the arena floor shoulder first. Edge crawls away and retreats to the second ring where he sits and composes himself as Sandman grabs his Cain and follows him. But as Sandman does Christian gets back up to his feet in the first ring, leaps, and cross body blocks the Sandman to the arena floor! Christian makes a cover, 1.2..NO Sandman kicks out and pushes Christian away. Edge gets out of the second ring and comes next to Christian as the two picks Sandman up to his feet. As they do Raven goes under the first ring and pulls out a steel chair. Raven gets up to his feet and starts walking towards Edge and Christian as they give Sandman a Double Facebuster on the concrete floor. Christian gets up and celebrates but when he turns around Raven nails him between the eyes with the steel chair knocking him down. Edge gets up to one knee and Raven hits him in his back with the chair, Raven tosses the chair into the ring and then puts Edge in the ring. Raven gets in the ring and opens up the chair, placing it in the middle of the ring. Raven whips Edge off the ropes but when he does Christian trips Edge so he doesn’t bounce off the ropes. Raven looks at Christian with an intense look on his face and Christian starts backing away. Sandman gets up and Christian backs up right into him, Christian turns around and Sandman gives him a hiptoss into the steel cage. Sandman goes underneath the second ring and pulls out a table, Sandman opens up the table and places it on the outside of the second ring. Sandman picks Christian up to his feet, gets him up on the ring apron, then places him on the top rope facing the outside of the ring. Back in the ring Raven picks Edge up and whips him off the ropes, but Edge comes off the rope charging Raven and gives him the Spear! Raven is down as Edge gets up only to see Sandman gives Christian the Heineckenrana off the top rope through a table on the Outside of the Ring! After a few seconds Sandman covers Edge while he is still on the broken table, 1..2..NO Edge gets to the outside of the ring and breaks up the count. Edge starts to picks Sandman up to his feet but as he does Sandman picks Edge up and gives him a sitdown spinebuster. On the outside of the cage Angle tries to get the ref to open the cage but the ref refuses and pushes Angle away. So Angle starts to climb up the cage towards the top. Sandman grabs Edge and puts him into the first ring as Sandman picks up his Singapore Cain and calls for the end of the match. As he does Angle gets on top of the cage and starts banging on it to get Sandman’s attention. Sandman looks up and just starts laughing at Angle. Angle is confused as to why Sandman is laughing, and Sandman reaches into his pocket and takes out a pair of wire cutters! Sandman gets out of the ring and cuts away at the links of the cage to get out, he does and starts to climb up towards the top. Sandman does not see Edge get out of the ring and follow him out of the cage and as starts climbing up as well. Sandman reaches the top of the cage and Angle starts back peddling as the Sandman with the Singapore Cain in hand starts walking towards Angle. Down in the ring Raven starts to get back up to his feet as does Christian on the outside of the ring. Christian gets into the ring behind Raven and grabs the chair from the middle of the ring. Raven gets up to his feet and looks up at what’s taking place on the top of the cage, as he does Christian nails him with the chair and gives him Unprettier!! Christian makes the cover, 1..2..3 Edge and Christian win the match. Sandman looks down and sees the pin made as Angle points at Sandman and laughs. Sandman looks up at Angle as Edge sneaks up behind Sandman, but Sandman spins around and Cains Edge right between the eyes knocking him down on the cage as Angle runs to the edge of the cage and quickly climbs down. Sandman starts laughing at Angle as he walks back towards Edge as Angle and Christian just look up at what Sandman is doing. Sandman takes his Cain, the wire cutters, and Edge over to a section of the cage above a ring. Sandman cuts a few links on a square piece of the lid of the cage and then picks Edge up to his feet. Sandman cains Edge in his stomach, points at Angle, and then. . POWERBOMBS EDGE THROUGH THE TOP OF CAGE!!! Edge lands in the middle of the ring as Angle jumps up and down in anger as Sandman holds up the Singapore Cain on top of the cage.
JR: “What a return! What an impact made by the Hardcore Icon!! Him and Raven may have lost the match, but they certainly did win the war.”
JG: “Edge may be hurt, but he’ll recover because the bottom line is that he and Christian still have the tag team titles.”
JR: “I think the bottom line is that The Sandman wants Angle and the IC Title and by the look on Angle’s face he is so angry he’ll probably give Sandman that match.”
**The ring lights are darkened as the Wargames Cage is lifted and the second ring is taken apart. A spotlight goes to the lift side of the entryway where the EHW Steel Henge Cage is shown**
JR: “Speaking of Kurt Angle he is gonna have to come right back out here and defend his IC Title against Triple H.”
JG: “I spoke too soon because Angle may not be the champion when Sandman gets his title shot. Triple H has come on strong here in EHW over the last two weeks, he has captured the TV Title and now looks to capture the IC Title. The Game’s chances are very good here tonight.”
** “Play the Game” by Motorhead plays as the lights go multicolored and Triple H appears in the entryway. Triple H poses for the crowd and receives nothing but boos as he walks over to the Steel Henge Cage and enters it. As he does the lights come back to normal as “Medal” is heard and Kurt Angle comes back out from the locker room. Angle throws his arms up in the air in front of the entryway as pyros go off behind him. Angle takes off the IC Title belt and enters the cage as he and Triple H go at it right away.**
JR: “In the last two Steel Henge matche he has been in, Triple H won the TV Title and temporarily retired The Rock, so he has great success in this match type.”
Triple H and Angle go fist to fist in the middle of the inner cage, Angle gives Triple H a few punches to his stomach and then gives him a Release Northern Lights Suplex. Angle gets up, walks to the outer cage and grabs one of the garbage cans full of weapons. Angle places it in the inner cage and takes out a metal crutch as Triple H gets up to his feet. Angle jams Triple H in the stomach with the crutch and then hit’s the Game over his back with it slightly breaking it. Angle drops the crutch and goes grabs a tennis racket out of the garbage can. Angle turns to hit Triple H with it but Triple H grabs the crutch, and lunges forward hitting Angle in the side of his knee with it. Angle drops to one knee and Triple H takes the tennis racket out of his hand and hits him with the handle side in his jaw. Triple H gets up to his feet, he picks Angel up and whips him front first into the garbage can full of weapons, spilling the garbage can over and the it’s contents on the cage’s floor. Triple H picks Angle up and gives him a reverese suplex, then takes a hockey stick out of the scattered weapons and starts chocking Angle with it. Triple H keeps the choke on until Angle punches Triple H in the nose and Triple H breaks the choke and falls back. Angle gets up to his feet gasping for air, but when he does get up to his feet he takes the hockey stick and breaks it over Triple H’s back! Triple H yells in pain as he goes down on all fours favoring his back as Angle runs and elbow drops Triple H right in the small of his back. Angle makes a cover, but then the ref reminds him that he only way to win is by submission or knock out. Angle then goes to lock on the Ankle Lock Submission but as he grabs Triple H’s left ankle Triple H kicks Angle in the jaw with his right foot. Triple H uses the cage to help him get back up to his feet. Triple H goes to the outer cage just for a second and grabs his sledgehammer out of another garbage cans full of weapons.
JR: “Triple H must have planted his sledghammer in there! The cerebral assasin is about to strike again.”
Angle gets up to his feet and Triple H swings and nails him in his ribs with the sledgehammer! Angle does down immediately and favors his ribs. Triple H stands over Angle and hits him in his left knee with the sledghammer and then hits Angle several times on his left arm and shoulder. Triple H throws the sledgehammer aside and celebrates as if he has already won the match as the for once Triple H actually receives cheers from the crowd. Triple H picks Angle up and gives him his patented Knee to Face Drop and Angle goes down and barely moves. Triple H starts laughing at Angle who is laying on the ground but his smile quickly turns to a frown as X-Pac runs up to the cage. Triple H runs right up the side X-Pac is standing on and the only thing separating the two men is the outer cage. Both men trash talk each other as Triple H dares X-Pac to enter the cage. As Triple H and X-Pac are going back and forth Angle starts to slowly get back up to his feet and crawls towards Triple H. X-Pac starts to crawl into the cage as Triple H backs off so X-Pac can enter. X-Pac gets on top of the outer cage, and then leaps onto the lid of the inner cage. Triple H turns and looks up at X-Pac and Angle hits Triple H with a low blow! Angle takes Triple H and gives him the Olympic Slam on the garbage can laying in the inner cage!! X-Pac jumps out of the cage as Angle locks on the Ankle Lock Submission Hold!! Triple H tries to fight off the hold but after a few seconds in the hold he finally taps out. Kurt Angle wins!!
JR: “With some help from X-Pac, Kurt Angle retains the EHW Intercontinental Championship. But why would X-Pac help Angle, Team ECK already turned X-Pac down in regards to them joining X-Pac’s stable.”
JG: “Well there can be two answers, maybe X-Pac still wants them to join. Or maybe as much as he now hates Team ECK, he hates Triple H just that much more.”
**The camers go back to the ring where it is shown that the second ring has been taken down and the inferno system as been set up around the ring and ring crew appears ready to set up the 15 foot high steel cage.**
Jim Ross wow what a match that was and King now
it is almost time for our main event just in minutes they will make their
ways down to the ring and the title match will be underway.
King: Yeah you got that right I have been waiting
for this match all week and now it is time the only question left is who will
win but I have just received word that Pamela has caught up with Jeff Jarrett
and we are going to go backstage to you Pam take it away.
Cameras then cut to backstage and the fans begin to boo as she stands there
with Jeff Jarrett and they begin to speak.
Pam Well ladies and Gentlemen I have caught up with
Jeff Jarrett and Jarrett what do you have to say about your mat….
Jeff Jarrett: Pam shut up listen up Steiner you see it
all boils down to tonight everything both of us have worked for it all comes
down to tonight and I am going to give it my all out there tonight and you
can try to get me with your best but ii is not going to be good enough you
will lose cause it is my destiny to become EhW champion. You see all my life
I have strived to be the best and I have done exactly that and tonight I will
prove once again like I have time and time before that I am better then
everybody else that I am better then Steiner and that I am the one that
should be wearing that belt not Steiner me. What has Steiner ever done that
has been so great oh whoopty do he has beaten a drunk to win the world title
Sandman was not good enough for that title anyways but you know what Steiner
your not good enough for that title eathier that title belongs to me and
tonight in the first ever Caged heat match I will win it and Steiner there is
not a damn thing you or any other slapnut ass can do about it to stop me from
becoming the next champion of EhW the next World champion.
Pam Wow ok well Jarrett what do you think about the
match type I mean there has never been….
Jeff Jarrett Oh would you just be quiet I know that
this is the first ever Caged Heat match and I know that it don't matter what
the match type is I will still capture the world title tonight no matter what
damn match type it is it could be a death match the only way to win is to
kill your opponant hell I would still win cause I have what it takes to win a
match like that unlike Steiner who would run away at the shear thought of
having to compete in such a match. Steiner is not half the man I am. You see
Pam I really don't think Steienr realizes just how dangerous this match is I
mean we could lose our careers in this match hell one of us might even die.
But you know what I am willing to go through that just for the world title.
Now on with the questions I do have a match.
Pam OK well you seem really intense for this match.<
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Jeff Jarrett: What the hell was that a question?
Listen I don't have time for this I have a match get your slapass out of my
way I will finish my talking in the ring.
Pam Well back to you guys.
Jim Ross Ok well I guess Jarrett is going to finish
his speech when he comes out here.
King Well I wander what made you think that.
Jeff Jarrett then walks out from behind the curtains and our main event match is about to start as soon as Jarrett finishes up here, Jarrett then starts to make his way to the ring with his guitar in hand just like he said he would.
Jarrett then hops into the ring and walks to one side of the ring and hops up on the middle rope and phyros shoot off and then he hops off the ropes and he grabs a microphone and he walks back to the center of the ring and he begins to speak.
Jeff JarrettWell seeing Pam whatsherface can't do a
damn interview right I will just finish talking about Steiner out here. Now
Steiner as I was saying before you can't defeat me tonight you have
absolutely no chance in hell of retaining your title tonight. Now Steiner I
realize your afraid to get your ass out here and get in this Cage cause you
can't handle I know I heard you crying to your little freak oh I a so going
to get my ass kicked by Jeff Jarrett it is not even funny why is he so mean
why can't he just leave me alone. Can we please call off the match I don't
want to get hurt. Now Steiner you can deny it all you want but I know what I
heard and that is what I heard you big baby. Now Steiner tonight is a huge
night for both of us you can retain your title and I can win it for the
first time both of us have something to prove. You can prove you are a loser
and lose to me and I can prove that I am the best and defeat you those are
your options Steiner. But eather way you lose. But then again you really have
no chance at beating me anyways. I carried your ass in WcW but I carry your
as no more, tonight I do not carry anybody's ass tonight I just do kicking
ass and the ass that will be kicked is your Steieners. Steiner I just want
you to get that title ready for me cause your time as champion is now over it
has only been a countdown until the time I would defeat you for the title
and Steinr the countdown is over and so is your title reign you dumb slapnut.
Oh and Steiner I brought my guitar down to the ring like you wanted me too so
all you have to do is bring your as down to the ring and let's do this
common. Oh you are still siking yourself up to get your ass kicked well take
your time enjoy breathing cause they may be your last breathes you ever take.
Tonight I will defeat all odds and defeat Steiner nobody think I can do and
that is why I will try even harder everybody think Steiner has this in the
bag well I don't think so you slapnuts. He has nothing in the bag all he has
is a guaranteed ass kicking coming that all and I am the man that is going to
deliver it. You see tonight Steiner in just moment we will get into this
Caged Heat match and we will have the fight of our lives win or lose we will
know that we gave it our all and did our best I just happen to know that your
best won't be good enough to stop the Chosen One from destroying you and
taking your title. Now I am tired and talking and saying what I am going to
do to you it is time I let my actions do the talking so Steiner bring your as
out here so I can kick your ass and take your World title from you.
Jeff Jarrett Now Steiner we are going to be facing each other in a
match that nobody in EhW has ever has before and that is frankly because it
was just too hardcore for them well guess what it's not too hardcore for me
lets do this I am going to set your ass on fire I am going to end your career
this is the end for you Steiner you can kiss your career goodbye and you're
my World title. Cause I will be the next World Champion no matter what. SO GO
CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUTS!!!!!. Now get your ass out here and lets do this.
Bring my title too it's coming home with me you slapass where it belongs.
Whats the matter you ain't got the balls…..
Just then Scott Steiners music comes on and Steiner comes
out from behind the curtains and the fans boo him as well Steiner then slowly
makes his way to the ring with his World title around his waist.
Steiner then stops outside the ring Jarrett is yelling for him to get in
Jarrett then backs up Steiner then climbs in and goes to the turnbuckles and
flexes and people take their pictures.
Steiner and Jarrett circle the ring a few times each eyeing the cage as the cage slowly is lit on fire and flames very slowly creep up the cage. Steiner and Jarrett lock up, Steiner whips Jarrett off the ropes. Jarrett bounces off the ropes and Steiner goes for a clothesline but Jarrett ducks, bounces offs the ropes again and hits Steiner with a flying shoulder block that knocks Steiner off of his feet. Jarrett gets on his feet and picks up Steiner, Jarrett puts Steiner in a standing arm bar. But Steiner grabs Jarrett’s hair and backs him into the cage. Jarrett release the hold in fear of the flames, him and Steiner go to lock up but Steiner instead goes low and gives Jarrett an amateur wrestling takedown. Steiner then puts Jarrett in a rear chin lock as flames continue to make their way up the cage. Steiner pulls back on the hold trying to wear Jarrett down. Jarrett starts to get up and ends up turning the hold into a side headlock, Jarrett gets up to his feet and elbows Steiner in the stomach until Steiner breaks the hold. Jarrett gives Steiner a shot to his jaw and then gives him a knee breaker. As soon as Steiner goes down to the mat Jarrett locks Steiner in an STF submission hold putting extra pressure on Steiner’s knee and leg as well as his chin. Jarrett keeps the hold locked on, but Steiner is so muscular that it is hard for him to keep the hold locked on. Jarrett releases the hold and then quickly gives Steiner the Indian Death Lock. After the third snapback, Jarrett releases, gets up to his feet, and showboats receiving some cheers from the crowd, but still a majority of boos. Steiner starts limping up to his feet, Jarrett takes him and goes for a german suplex, but Steiner elbows Jarrett in his face, reverses their positions, and gives Jarrett a Release German Suplex, then sends Jarrett across the ring landing on his neck. Jarrett favors his neck as Steiner gets up to his feet and limps over to him. Steiner picks Jarrett up and gives him a hanging piledriver, keeping the attack on Jarrett’s neck and shoulders. Steiner picks Jarrett up and gives him a backbreaker, but then keeps Jarrett on his knee and presses down on his neck and knees and turns it into a submission hold! Jarrett yells in pain as Steiner applies more and more pressure to the hold. Jarrett can’t seem to find an escape from the hold, Steiner stats laughing as Jarrett appears to have no way out but submission. Jarrett takes his left hand and grabs the back of Steiner’s head and then uses his right to punch Steiner right in his face. Jarrett repeats this process about five times until Steiner releases the hold. Jarrett gets down and favors his neck and back as both men slowly get back up to their feet. The flames reach the 8 foot high mark on the cage as both men get back up to their feet and meet each other in the ring and go fist to fist. Jarrett rakes Steiner’s eyes and gives him a sit-down powerbomb and goes for a cover, 1..2.NO Steiner kicks out and both men get back up to their feet. Steiner uses the ropes to get up and Jarrett goes to grab him but Steiner does a back roll off the ropes, springs to his feet and gives Jarrett a gorilla press slam. Steiner looks at the flaming cage and then looks at Jarrett as both men are sweating heavily from the very high temperature that they are wrestling in due to the flaming cage. Steiner picks Jarrett up to his feet and gives him a fall away slam into the flaming cage!! Jarrett yells in pain and quickly rolls back through the ropes into the ring as away from the flames as he rolls around the ring to make sure to put out any flames if he was lit up at all. Steiner picks Jarrett up and gives him a short arm clothesline down to the mat. Steiner flexes his muscles, kisses the peek, and then elbow drops Steiner across his chest. Steiner goes for a pin, 1..2..NO Jarrett kicks out. Steiner gets up and poses for the cameras paying no attention to Jarrett, Jarrett sees Steiner isn’t paying attention and he kicks him in the right knee the same knee that he attacked earlier in the match. Steiner drops to one knee and favors the knee that Jarrett hit as Jarrett gets up on his feet and hit’s a leaping clothesline on Steiner knocking him down to the mat. Jarrett gives Steiner a few fists to his face and jaw and then goes to his legs, he drags Steiner to the center of the ring, and locks on the Figure Four Leglock! Steiner sits up to try and relieve some of the pressure being applied by Jarrett who knows how to lock in the hold.
JR: “This used to be Jarrett’s finishing move so he knows how to lock in this hold as good as any who have ever used it.”
JG: “But Steiner has fought Ric Flair many times, so he knows how to get out of it and how to turn the tide on Jarrett.”
Jarrett leans back to apply as much pressure as he can with the hold and Steiner falls back from the pain with his shoulders on the mat, 1..2.NO Steiner sits up to break the count. Jarrett keeps the hold sinched in as much as he can, but Steiner uses his brute strength and begins to turn the hold over. Jarrett tries to fight it off but Steiner is just too strong and Steiner successfully turns the hold over putting the pressure on Jarrett. Jarrett quickly releases the hold before any real damage can be done to his knee. Jarrett gets up on his feet and just stalks Steiner as he starts to get up limping heavily, Steiner turns around and out of reflex goes to kick Jarrett but Jarrett catches his foot. Jarrett kicks Steiner’s other foot dropping Steiner down to the mat like a fly. Jarrett picks up both of Steiner legs and gives him a . . .Slingshot into the flaming cage as the flames reach 12 feet high!! Steiner is in severe pain as he quickly gets away from the cage and covers up his face. Jarrett stays sitting a few feet away from Jarrett and catches his breath, then goes and makes a cover, 1..2...NO somehow Steiner kicks out! Jarrett hassles the ref about a slow count. The ref defends his count and Jarrett backs off after a little while. But with Jarrett being distracted with the ref Steiner was given time to recuperate, but he is still down. Jarrett takes Stiener and goes to knee drop him on his face but Steiner moves out of the way and Jarrett crashes down to the mat. Steiner gets up to his feet showing his face that has a couple of small burn marks on it, he picks Jarrett up and gives him a High Belly to Belly Suplex that lands Jarrett on his neck and shoulders. Steiner doesn’t follow up though because he is very tired from the attack he has taken. After about thirty seconds Steiner gets up to his feet but by that time Jarrett is getting up to his feet slowly as well favoring his kneck. Jarrett backs up towards Steiner, Steiner grabs Jarrett and attempts a Dragon suplex but Jarrett mule kicks Steiner in the crotch. Jarrett takes Steiner and goes for The Stroke but Steiner punches Jarrett ring on his neck and Jarrett breaks away. Steiner takes Jarrett and gives him the Steiner Screwdriver!! Jarrett lands directly on his neck and appears to be knocked out. Steiner slowly gets up and rolls Jarrett on his stomach and then sits on top of him. Steiner takes Jarrett and locks on the Steiner Recliner!! Jarrett is barely conscious and his neck has taken so much damage he that he just completely passes out from the pain. The ref calls for the bell! Scott Steiner wins but doesn’t release the hold!
JR: “For the love of god! Jarrett is seriously injured, release the damn hold!!”
JG: “I don’t think Jarrett is conscious, and it appears the blood is just pouring out of his mouth. This isn’t good.”
**The inferno system is turned off and the cage is put out with fire extinguishers as Steiner just keeps the hold locked in and pulls back as far as he can. The ref’s yell to release the hold but Steiner yells that he won’t release the hold. The in front of Steiner and Jarrett. . Bret Hart comes up from underneath the ring!!! Steiner breaks the hold immediately and backs away as Bret Hart sits up out of the hole he has made. Hart stands up and stares Steiner down as ring crew takes the cage apart. Hart starts walking forward and Steiner quickly exit’s the ring and grabs his title belt and heads towards the back with Midajah as Bret turns his attention to Jarrett as medics rush out to the ring with a stretcher as Jarrett is still not moving. Medics and EHW officials help to get Jarrett on the stretcher and on his way to an ambulance. But as Bret has his attention focused on Jarrett Steiner runs back into the ring and nails Bret from behind with the World Title Belt!! Hart goes down immediately and Steiner gives him a serious of elbow drops. Steiner picks Hart up to his feet but when he does Hart hits him with a flurry of right and left fists to his face. Bret dropkicks Steiner in his damaged right knee and Steiner drops down to the mat. Hart takes Steienr’s legs and goes to lock on the Sharpshooter but Midajah gets in the ring and low blows Bret from behind. Steiner gets out of the ring as security floods the ring to separate both men. Steiner goes to the back and the screen goes black.**
You all did a great job, and thanx to your work and roleplays all of you made this one of our all time best shows. Thank you, and you should all be very proud of yourselves.