My Salute To The Teenybopper

As almost all of you SHOULD have realized, teenyboppers are not my favorite people. They make life for great people like the Backstreet Boys extremely hard. But, sometimes, I can see some nice things about them. For example:

They help make the 34 concerts sell out in a matter of minutes.

They can listen to Millenium all the way through, without cringing during "I Need You Tonight" or falling asleep in the middle of "No One Else Comes Close".

They spend hours on the phone to make sure BSB are #1 on TRL, though we normal fans get blamed for it.

They give me reason to make this webpage.

They always can spot a BSB from 100 yards away, and make sure to let you know.

They help make the competition for hot guys easier, since they already have "boyfriends" (AKA Brian, Nick, AJ, Howie, Kevin).

They buy all the ugliest clothes before your mom can even get to the store.

And no matter what, they will always keep the Backstreet Pride Alive!!