My Photo Album

I had some trouble with my fins. Hey buddy! Get your finger out of my ear!

Here's my Buddy Eddy the monkey giving me a hug.

This is where George W. unsuccessfully tried to appoint me as his Secretary of Agriculture. I was rejected because of my affiliation with Mr. T, who is considered a threat to US security. Although T is peace-loving, as we all know, liberal politicians feel threatened because of his status as "The Toughest Man Alive."

I finally bagged my first big gig as a dancer in Ricky's cabaret!

Mr. T had to wrestle this crocodile down that is hung on my wall and was trying to kill my family.

This is a picture of me and my dummy friends before we invaded Cuba in the 1960's. Man, was that a bad idea. Good thing we were able to pin that one on the Government so they had to deal with it. (If you're wondering which one I am, here's a clue that will help you figure it out. Take ten idiots, multiply that by five hundred, add on three apples, throw them all in a pit with some peanut butter, and I'll be the one on the right. The other two will be Mark, my roomie,and John, the founder of Crutchfield catalogues, in that order.)