This is Scott's dog Abby after outdrinking us all.

Well, first it ate 36 chicken wing bones. It was making weird noises like it couldn't breath. We laughed. Bob made fun of it. After half a case of Blue, it dropped to the ground and wouldn't wake up. We poked it. It seems a little slow now. Probably extensive brain damage.

This is Upper Class Mole.

He prefers to sip his Bud from a crystal glass. He may be a snob, but that is some damn fine Shocker technique.

 Bob beer-farted in the hot tub.