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HYBRID SQUIRRELS, HO!!!
From the day Hybrid Squirrels singer Ben Squirrel yelled the words, "Gonna record a hit song, gonna sing it all night long, that's why, WE'RE THE HYBRID SQUIRRELS!!!!", this punk-ska hybrid has been hailed as:
- "The best band ever" -Teen Biovac
- "The greatest group ever to come from Rob's house" -Dj Trey, London's Premier Dj
- "They've rocked my leg off! It is no longer here!" -Funk Erosion frontman and recent member off the Hybrid Squirrels, B. Bass
- "Every once in a while an amazing band comes along that changes the world and leaves every listener drowning in their own saliva, yet thirsty for more. This band is the Funk Erosion. The Hybrid Squirrels are pretty good, too." -Jimmy Flankington, from Good Morning Algeria
- "The Hybrid Squirrels gave me a feeling unlike any other...I'll never forget that night in Paris, Benny..." -Theodore Roosevelt
- "Combining unparalleled musical talent with extraordinary songwriting skills, the Hybrid Squirrels are a one stop package-deal for fun and excitement." -Charles A. Lombardo, Tumbling Stone magazine
- "Being added to the ever-growing list of popular "boy bands", the Hybrid Squirrels are not only crafty artists of sound, but girls flock from miles around to see Robbie, Benny, and Brandon-ie, shake their "groove thangs" to the beat of their trademarked hard-hitting power-punk." -Jane Roberts, author of Boy Bands: The Hybrid Epidemic
- "Who would've ever thought the Hybrid Squirrels would go straight to the top? What a strange and clever coincidence it was that they all have last names of rodent-like animals!" -Heavy P, brother of famous hip-hop master
- "Admittedly, they are the best band ever to rub the face of the Earth. But where did these masterminds come from? My theory is that the geniuses were created using high-tech machinery and 21st century fiber optics, giving them cutting-edge musical skills, lyrical wittiness, and unwavering creativity." -Thomas Groperfield, author of Men, Myth, or Mutants?
- "I listen to them every day" -Dustin Hoffman, star of Rain Man
- "Ever since I first heard them live in concert at "Rick Moranis on ice", I was sold" -Rick Moranis, Hollywood's greatest actor
"There is power in numbers: The Hybrid Squirrels have sold more albums than Andy Griffith and Tower of Power, COMBINED. Now that's impressive." -Johnny "Hampster" Hamlin, from Hybrid Squirrels Weekly
Time for some exiting squirrel fan type things!
