Sidney is in her room typing. She hears a noise outside, and goes to her window to investigate.
Sid: AAHHHH!
Billy: It's just me.
Sid: Billy, what the...What are you doing here?
Billy: Sorry, don't hate me
Sid: Oh my God.
Billy: You sleep in that?
Sid: Yes, I sleep in this. How are, go,...My Dad is in the other room, you can't be here.
Billy: I'll just stay a sec.
Sid: No, you can't.
(knock at the door.
Sid: you gotta go. Go go go...
Neil: What's going on in there?
Sid: Can..you knock?
Neil: I heard screaming.
Sid: No you didn't.
Neil: No? Oh well. I'm hitting the sack. My flight leaves first thing in the morning. The expo runs all weekend so I won't be back til Sunday. There's cash on the table and I'm staying at the...
Sid: the Hilton
Neil: Out at the airport so call if...
Sid: If I need anything, yaeh, got it.
Neil: I could've sworn I heard screaming.
Sid: have a good trip, Ok?
Neil: Sleep tight sweetie.
Billy: Oh - Close call.
Sid: Billy, what are you doing here?
Billy: Well, it occured to me that I've never snuck through you bedroom window.
Sid: Great. Now that it's out of your system...
Billy: I was watching th uh, the Exorcist on tv, and it got me thinking of you.
Sid: it did?
Billy: Yeah. It was edited for television. You know, all the good stuff was cut out. It got me thinking of us, how 2 years ago we atarted off hot and heavy, nice R ratin on our way to an NC-17. And now, things have changed. Lately, we're just sort of edited for television.
Sid: Oh, so you thought you'd climb in my window, and we'd have a little raw footage.
Billy: (laughs) No, no. I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule. I just...I thought we could do a little on top of the clothes stuff.
Sid: OK.
Billy: Yeah?
Sid: Yeah.
(they kiss, and lay down. Billy runs his hand up her leg, but she pushes it back down.) Sid: Ok, ok. Time's up, studbucket.
Billy: God, you see what you do to me?
Sid: You know what my Dad will do to you?<{> Billy: yeah, I'm going.
Sid: Ok. You know, I...I appreciate the romantic guesture.
Billy: Hey, about the uh, the sex stuff, I'm not trying to rush you. I was only half serious.
Sid: Ok. (they kiss) Hey Billy, would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?
Billy: What's that?
(Sid flashes him0
Billy: My God. You are such a tease.