My Jokes Page!
Hey everyone! Welcome to my jokes page! Here is where you will find some of my favorite jokes from various internet joke pages.
CONDOM DUCK
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a
condom. The pharmacist says 'Would you like me
to stick that on your bill?'
The duck says 'What kind of duck do you think I
am!'
GREEN BALLS
What do you have when you have two green balls in
your hand?
Kermit's undivided attention
DOG'S BALLS
Why do dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.
MINNIE MOUSE
Why did Minnie Mouse get kicked out of the sand
box?
She sat on Pinnochio's nose and said, 'Lie to
me! Lie to me!'
KINKY AND PERVERTED
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you use a feather to tantalize your
lover. Perverted is when you use the whole
chicken...
DAIRY QUEEN PREGNANCY
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
ELEPHANT AND NAKED MAN
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How can you breathe through something so small?
DOG LICKING BALLS
Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and
they see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says,
'Man, I wish I could do that!'
Kris replied, 'I think you'd have to pet him
first.'
CONVENIENCE STORE
How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?
They are always open.
THE 'PIN'
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, she's got the grenade in her mouth!
BLONDES AND GRENADES
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back
NURSERY RHYME
What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Hump me dump me.
STEERING WHEEL
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering
wheel?
She was trying to blow the horn.
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