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- "In Redmond there are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works" (Anonymous MS programmer)
- Bill, why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!
- Bill doesn't need your money
- Mai, mai, mai - Crosoft
- Whatever is bad for
Microsoft, is good for US.
Whatever is good for Microsoft, is bad for us.
- PLUG your XP box to
the Internet and PRAY the hackers don't find
it.
- The only secure Microsoft
software is what's still shrink-wrapped in their
warehouse...
- Everybody knows that
eXPerience is the sum of swindles!
- Microsoft isn't the answer.
Microsoft is the question - and the answer is No!
- Windows is a 32-bit upgrade
for a 16-bit shell on an 8-bit OS for a 4-bit processor made by a
2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
- MICROSOFT: where do you want
to go today?
LINUX : where do you want to go tomorrow?
- "640 Kbytes RAM should to be
enough for anybody" (Bill Gates, 1981)
- The box said 'Requires
Windows 95, or better.' So I bought a Macintosh.
- If Bill Gates had a penny for
every time Windows crashed......Oh wait, he does.
- Chi usa Outlook avvelena
anche te. Digli di smettere!
Se insiste fagli usare almeno la patch civilizzatrice:
per Mac: http://fly.to/risorse/
per Windows:
http://www.freeweb.org/computer/SourceNet/Outlook.htm
- "To see tomorrow's PC, look
at today's Macintosh." - BYTE, October 1995
- Microsoft's slogan -should-
read: "Where do you want to go today? It doesn't matter, you're
coming with us."
- With no walls or fences on
the Internet, who needs Windows or Gates?