WinErr: 001
          Windows loaded - System in danger
 WinErr: 002
          No Error - Yet
 WinErr: 003
          Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
 WinErr: 004
          Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
 WinErr: 005
          Multitasking attempted - System confused
 WinErr: 006
          Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
 WinErr: 007
          System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
 WinErr: 008
          Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
 WinErr: 009
          Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
 WinErr: 00A
          Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
 WinErr: 00B
          Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
 WinErr: 00C
          Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
 WinErr: 00D
          Window closed - Do not look outside
 WinErr: 00E
          Window open - Do not look inside
 WinErr: 00F
          Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
 WinErr: 010
          Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
 WinErr: 013
          Unexpected error - Huh ?
 WinErr: 014
          Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
 WinErr: 018
          Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
 WinErr: 019
          User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
 WinErr: 01A
          Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
 WinErr: 01B
          Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
 WinErr: 01C
          Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
 WinErr: 01D
          System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
 WinErr: 01E
          Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
 WinErr: 020
          Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
 WinErr: 042
          Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
 WinErr: 079
          Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
 WinErr: 103
          Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
 WinErr: 678
          This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
 WinErr: 683
          Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
 WinErr: 625
          Working Error - The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes
 WniErr: 902
          Screen Error - The system is working perfectly, I'm not lying, your monitor is wrong
 WinErr: 72a
          Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?
 WinErr: 72b
          Memory Error - What? Tell me again.
 WinErr: 39c
          Disk Error in drive a: - Although your disk is in perfect condition (I just formatted it), I don't like it any more
 WinErr: 983
          Hard Disk Error - The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimised, so I had to mess them up and put a couple of hundred .TMP files all
          over the place
 WinErr: 294
          BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer gets screwed

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