Chris's Home Page

Info About Me

• My name is Chris.
• My birthday is January 25th.
• I'm from Kentucky.
• I'm the leader of the Italian Mafia. (It's nothing like that gay trenchcoat mafia crap, so don't get any ideas.)
• I quit Food Center because the managers there, except one, are dicks. I now wait tables Pizza Hut, but I quit, now i work at Pamida, but that store's goin' under, so I'm back at Pizza Hut, working at BOTH places, im a slave!!
• I actually like the Backstreet Boys. (I'm not gay, my friend is obsessed with them, they kind of grow on you after you hear them 24/7.)
• My friend's dog has three testicles.
• I want to go to England just once, so I can legally drive on the left side of the road.
• My favorite kind of music is rap, but i like other kinds of music, too.
• Mankind is the best wrestler of all time.
• When I grow up, I want to be a professional wrestler.
• My favorite song is Lonely by Mishka, favorite movie is Remember the Titans, it KICKS BUTT!!
• I once rode on the hood of a car through a McDonald's drive-thru.
• I helped take a chair from a Dairy Queen.
• I live in probably the smallest town in Kentucky, but I'm not a redneck or a hick.
• I went to a hockey game once wearing a Kordell Stewart football jersey, and some drunk woman hit on me with her husband standing right next to her, I was like 16 and she was like 30, I don't think her husband liked it too much, but it was pretty funny.
• I am currently the Back-Yard Wrestling Federation (BYWF) Champion, and the newly crowned Intercontinental champion. Yeah, I know, it's sad.
• I got my car on a Thursday night, and wrecked it the follwoing Monday afternoon, how pathetic is that? I now have a '96 Cavalier, but some drunk hit it while it was PARKED(!), so it's pretty wrecked right now.
• For fun, me and my friends take our million candlepower spotlights and spotlight amish houses at night.

My Favorite Links

Jared's Page
Home of Dopey
Bert's Home Page
World Wrestling Federation
The Station
The People's Wrestling Website
GAYBOY Jason Vest's Home page
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