~The Winners~
1st place - Michael: "What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!"
Bernadette: "Uh, Michael. This is just rehersal."
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2nd place - Shoe goes up......... and shoe........... does not come down!!!!!!!!
submitted by Sarah
3rd place - And then he said "Let there be light!"
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~The rest of the submissions~
REACH FOR THE MOON! EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU'LL LAND AMONG THE STARS!
Michael: "Come on Bernie, FEEL the natural force of energy stretching your leg, forget all pain.......and......."
Bernadette: "Michael, shut
up! If I stretch ANY more I'm gonna scream!!"
Michael: "Aim for the stars, my pretty...."
Bernadette: "I wonder when lunch is served..."
"Oh God, thank you! I can't believe you sent me such a beautiful woman, most think my ego is too big!"
(Michael to Bernie during a softball game)
Michael:Hey Bernie, you might
have better luck catching the ball if you used your hand instead of your foot!
Bernie: But Michael honey, Irish dancers don't move their arms!
Whaddya mean HIGHER?????? Im kicking as high as it goes buddy!!!!
I see dead people.
Bernadette is flipping pancakes with her feet....but she flips Michael's a little too far...
Bernie: Oops! Where'd it go?
Michael: There it is! I'll catch it!
Bernadette: "Christ, those pants are tight!!!"
Michael: "You think I sing like this naturally?!"
Michael: "HIGHER, HIGHER!"
Bernie: "OW...Alright let it go *cough ego cough*
We have to go, the show's about to start but I can't move because my leg is stuck up here!
