"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The very girl-like scream came from LaCroix's room in the Raven. Five sets of eyes turned to the door as LaCroix comes running out of his room.
"What is SHE doing in my SHOWER?" Nick, Janette, Tracy, Vachon, and Natalie all look from LaCroix to Rene, a short little pink-haired girl with...red eyes? Nick goes over to the girl and kneels down in front of her. "It's okay to be scared, you don't have to scream." He flashes his 500 mega-watt 'no little carnivourous bunnies here!' smile.
"You freak! I didn't scream!" Rene procedes to bonk the crap outta Nick with her Luna-P ball turned into a rubber ducky as four sets of eyes turn to Lacroix, eyebrows somewhere in their hairline. LaCroix turns beat-red, then glares at them as if daring them to laugh. The whole situation suddenly slaps Tracy upside the head as she takes in LaCroix's designer silk towels complete with black frilly lace and she starts LAUGHING! LaCroix's anger is instantanious. He points at Tracy who turns into a large puff of smoke, the only thing remaining is bits of blond hair and a huge smile.
Vachon is at the floor in a moment, weeping over and over as he holds the giant smiling lips in his hands. "NOOOOO! She was always so perky! SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GO!!!! WAHHHHH!" He falls flat on the floor and begins hitting and kicking for all he's worth. He suddenly sits up, looks around feverishly, grabs the pencil from Natalie's lab coat. "I'M COMIN' TRACE!" He then thrusts the pencil into his heart. POOF goes Vachon in a dustball cloud of smoke.
Jeanette finally peels her eyes off her master and his BROAD shoulders and SMOOTH PALE skin...She wipes the drool off her chin and turns to Nick, only to see the four year old Rene beating on Nick but good. "OW! Hey! Stop! OW! HEY! Only the vampires are allowed to bite! OOOOOWWWWW! HEY! That was a cheap shot! OWWW! BRATLETGOOFMYEAR!"
Jeanette runs over to them crying out, "Oh! Nicholah! You poor thing! Let me help." Jeanette grabs Rene by a pink hair-bun and begins shaking her, trying to dislodge her teeth from Nicholah's calf.
"AaAAAaaaaAAAAARG! You witch!" Rene grabs her Luna-P ball and turns it into a stake and shoves it through Janeattes heart. POOF! Up Janette goes in a cloud of smoke. "JANETTE! NOOOOOOOOO!" Nick pulls the stake out of Janettes heart and thrusts it through his own chest. POOF! Up goes Nick in a shroomy cloud of smoke. Rene starts coughing from all the smoke inhalation and dies. No, she doesn't go poof, she just collapses with a thud and smacks her head on a table, which tilts as Rene falls and lands on Rene's neck, severing head from body.
Natalie looks at all the dust and death, then looks at LaCroix who is looking at his fallen children with an expression of bewilderment. Natalie walks over to LaCroix with a huge smile on her face.
"At last, LaCroix! I'm free to explore my feelings for you! PLEASE TAKE ME AND MAKE ME YOURS FOREVER!!!!" Natalie opens her arms wide and leans foward to embrace LaCroix, only to fall straight onto a spike rising up from the floor. Natalie gasps with her final breath as she see's Serna passionately kissing LaCroix for getting rid of the annoying brat.
Suddenly Rene's eyes blink, her mouth going into an annoying scrowl. "SERENA! YOU ARE THE WORST MOTHER EVER! I HATE YOU!!! WHEN I GROW MY BODY BACK I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
Serena pulls her lips from LaCroix's with a semi-scream. "NO! I'll never be rid of her!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Serena bursts into tears when she sees the two seperate parts of Rene slowly begin growing their missing parts until there are two little four-year-old rabit girls standing, glaring at Serena who is suddenly cowering behind LaCroix. Or rather, attempting to hide behind LaCroix who keeps pushing Serena out in front of him so he can cower behind her.
"She's YOUR daughter, my dear!"
"WAAAAAH! You REMINDED me! WAAAAAH!"
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Darien lurks in a corner of the Raven, quietly plotting his revenge....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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