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Friday, 10 August 2007
An Abomination In The Sight Of The Lord

 In my last post

 Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice Of Vegetables?,

We explored the attempts by  Al Qaeda to protect tomatoes from the uncontrollable lust of cucumbers.

But on reflection, I have realized there is an aspect of Vegetable Immorality, that even they have overlooked?

What about cucumbers which touch other cucumbers???

Hear the Word of the LORD!

Verily, verily I Say Unto You

A  Cucumber which lies with another Cucumber in the same manner that a Cucumber lies with a Tomato, is


They shall surely be put to Death 


Yeah stoning is too merciful for such a perversion,



 They should be cut into tiny pieces and perhaps  served with a light

vinaigrette dressing?

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