Red Dawg Interview
Interviewer: We are here once again with Red Dawg, the current BCBW Backyard Champion, now for a fifth time. Hello Red Dawg, how are things going?
Red Dawg: I'm the BCBW Backyard Champ, things are going great. I'm in the middle, well not even the middle, of the most successful title reign in BCBW history, so things are going great, as always.
Interviewer: Over the past few shows you have defeated The Fallen Angel, Hard Rock Higdon, and "All-Star" Alex McStoots. In the eyes of the BCBW fans, those three men are the top three names going for your title. Do you feel that anyone else is worthy of a shot for your gold?
Red Dawg: This question is easier than The All-Star's girlfriend, no wait, that fat f*cker can't get a woman. So anyway. There may be contenders to the gold, but there are no contenders for me. Get my point? I've beaten the "so-called" best there is, so who is left?
Interviewer: What about Keylo?
Red Dawg: He's just like Vanilla Ice. Was hot for awhile, realized he made a mistake, and got out before things got to heated. A genuine One Hit Wonder. He knows to stay out of my backyard.
Interviewer: What about the new guys? Spyder? Dr. Love? Sgt. Studd? Junkpile?
Red Dawg: *fake snoring* Oh I'm sorry did you say something? Those 4 guys amount to 4 piles of steaming, greasy, flaky sh*t. They are not in my league. Hell they ain't in Hard Rock's league and we all know Hard Rock can't contend with me. It's that simple. There is no one left to handle me.
Interviewer: Not even the dreaded Eggsecutioner?
Red Dawg: *laughs hysterically*
Interviewer: Good point. So who are you facing at the show this Saturday?
Red Dawg: Nobody.
Interviewer: Nobody?
Red Dawg: Well technically I have an opponent, but he is a nobody, a nothing, definitely not my calibur. Hey bud, time's up.
Interviewer: Later Red Dawg.
Red Dawg: If your lucky. But your not. That's why you escorted your mother to your high school prom some odd 25 years ago. Shut your f*cking face..... I'm out..... GET DEALT WITH!!!!!!
