Interviewer: Welcome again to interviews with BCBW stars. Here again we have Red Dawg! Red Dawg, on Saturday, October 14th, 2000, for a SEVENTH time became the BCBW Backyard Champion!!
Red Dawg: Damn straight! Seven f*cking times! NOBODY in the BCBW can make the claims that Red Dawg. SEVEN TIME BCBW Backyard Champion, THREE TIME BCBW Hard Knocks Champion, TWO TIME BCBW Tag Team Co-Champion!! Try and find credentials like that somewhere else! I'll tell you where to look. Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Harley Race, Ric Flair. I'm in very exclusive company now.
Interviewer: Comparing yourself to the likes of HBK and The Nature Boy?!?!?
Red Dawg: Yeah I know, it's a shame. But they are the only ones near my level.
Interviewer: You are currently the BCBW Backyard Champion, for like we said earlier, and unprecedented seventh time. You won this time in a Triple Threat Capture The Gold Match against All-Star McStoots, and the 6'5" 360 pound behemoth, Junkpile The Clown!
Red Dawg: Wow, you are so very observant. But did you notice? Not only did I use superior skill to win! But I also used superior intellect to win! You see I've used two words to describe myself. Technical Superiortiy. See I use a very deadly mix of speed, stamina, strength, and smarts! Technical Superiority isn't meant to be catchy, or to sale f*cking t-shirts, it's a damn mission statement. I am here now, to prove to ALL in the BCBW that Red Dawg is too damn good to waste his time here!
Interviewer: Well, the matches for the next card have been released, and you are scheduled for your first Title Defense in weeks. You will be fighting an opponent, sort of a Dream Match for BCBW fans. Red Dawg faces All-Star McStoots with the gold on the line. Any thoughts?
Red Dawg: Yes, will somebody wake me up after I pin his ass, cause I can beat that fat bastard in my f*cking sleep. McStoots, we have a long damn track record, but with you, my Win-Loss Record reads like a thrashing in a football game. 35-3? Is that it. Hell, I've beaten your fat ass so many times that I don't even try to keep up with it. And in two weeks at Halloween Horror 2000, we will mark one more loss for the Bench Warmer.
Interviewer: Never at a loss for words. But what about Dr. Love in McStoots' corner? And what is the deal with Hard Rock and Red Dawg?!?!?!
Red Dawg: First of all, Dr. Love. Is that the guy that I beat for the Hard Knocks Title awhile back? Is that the guy that is so lacking talent, that the only way people remember his matches is because he has to jump off a house? Is the the guy that is so far below Red Dawg that he might as well be swimming with the fishes at the bottom of the ocean? Does that answer your question?
Interviewer: Well I gue....
Red Dawg: SHUT UP! You asked two questions, let me answer. Now. About Hard Rock and myself. You see, Kevin T. has set his Screwjob Site on only two men in BCBW. Hard Rock Higdon, and Red F*cking Dawg. Well I say it's time we get the gun in our hands and shoot back. Ready for a shooting? Kevin T., take time to pull your 'Mini Me' out of Junkpile's ass and listen up. YOU are not running things in BCBW, Red Dawg and Hard Rock do. If we say jump, you jump. If we say, lay down, you lay down. If we say BE A MAN, you go get the operation. You got me? With Y2K, so goes the BCBW. Got me? I'm out of here.
