Interviewer: Welcome to yet another interview with Red Dawg. Since we last talked to Red Dawg, his record breaking Backyard Title run came to an end, but he regained the Hard Knocks Title for a third time.
Red Dawg: Yeah quit bullshitting. Get to the questions.
Interviewer: Ok. You lost the BCBW Backyard Title to Hard Rock Higdon in a straight match by a clean pin. What happened?
Red Dawg: I got tired of carrying around the 15 pounds of gold. It was hurting my back. Honestly? I don't know what happened. They must've put something in the water because Red Dawg doesn't lose.
Interviewer: Well you had a great run. But now a new run has started. You defeated Doctor Love for the BCBW Hard Knocks Title. Care to give your thoughts?
Red Dawg: Not at all. Doctor Love you hit with just about everything but the kitchen sink. But you couldn't keep me down, hell it took all you had to put me down. Now you say you want me again. Think before you speak Doctor. You may see lots of patients on the operating table, but you don't want to have hte tables turned. Step in the ring with me again and I will make sure that you end up with some stitch work.
Interviewer: Hard Rock beat you for the gold, two weeks later he loses to "All-Star" Alex McStoots. Your thoughts?
Red Dawg: My thoughts are that the Backyard Title doesn't mean shit. AS long as anyone BUT ME has that gold, it's value is next to nothing. Seeing that belt stretches across All-Star's bloated gut makes me sick. It makes me feel vomit on the back of my teeth. But I'm going to let you enjoy the gold for awhile. But ONLY until I want it back. But right now, the spotlight is on the Hard Knocks Title. Why? Cause I own it, so the whole world it watching it.
Interviewer: Open floor now Red Dawg. Anything else you'd like to say?
Red Dawg: I've said it before, and I'll say it again. A fire has been lit inside of me. And All-Star and Dr. Love can make all their jokes about putting the fire out. But I have one suggestion for you.... COME DO IT!!! I don't want to hear you talking about it. I want you to march your glorified jobbing asses down to the ring. I want to climb in and I want you to get the job done. I am sick of this bullshit like you saying "Red Dawg Im gonna put the fire out." "Red Dawg I've got a bucket of water." "Red Dawg please quit beating my ass for trying to be funny."
Interviewer: Time's up.
Red Dawg: I DON'T THINK SO!!!! I am sick and damn tired of all this whining going on in the BCBW. Shit like Red Dawg always wins, he's too good for us. Damn straight I am. And it might take every damn one of you to pin my shoulders down again. Cause I am starting a new campagin. It's called REFUSE TO LOSE!! Who is the first victim?!?! Whoever has the balls to try me. That's whoi. So eveybody......... YOU'RE GONNA GET DEALT WITH!!!!!
