Your Personal Day of Death is...
	Monday, September 11, 2073
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Daily Horoscope

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You're a very open and adventurous person, you've been around the block and back several times. Yet, as all people do, you realize that this life style cannot go on forever and need to settle down. Hopefully as more time progresses you'll stick to one gender and not be so greedy! Take The "Which Kevin Smith Female Are You?" Quiz!!

My name is Milkavia
I was adopted at the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vampire Animals

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