Authors Notes: So, this one is from the group Barenaked Ladies entitled "One Week".  Warning, I have now moved on to Sally and Wufei (I just have this thing with dissing relationships, even though I think that Wufei and Sally deserve to be together).

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One Week
By: Barenaked Ladies
starring: the characters from GW (mostly Sally and Wufei)


<Background: Sally and Wufei are planning to tie the knot, but one week just
before the wedding, Wufei has some serious doubts...>

*At a hotel in the city...*

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"

**Wufei lifts his window and looks down towards the street.**

Five days since you laughed at me
Saying "Get that together, come back and see me"

**He climbs out onto the ledge.**

Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you

**Like a spider, Wufei climbs skillfully to the bottom of the building. 
Meanwhile, Quatre is looking for Wufei and opens the door to his room.  He's
in for a shock ladies and gentleman...**

Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

**Wufei is still trying to climb down to the bottom, while Quatre delivers
the news to a now REALLY angry Sally.**

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

**Wufei's still climbing, but now Noin has stuck out her head.  She crawls
after the now escaping Wufei.   Wufei sees her and is now climbing
faster!!**

I summon fish to the dish
Although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan

**Noin catches up to Wufei, but Wufei jumps when Noin attempts to grab his
arm.  He lands safely in a pile of laundry that was being raised up in a
cart by the hotel.  Wufei looks up and waves bye to the frustrated Noin.**

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value

**The laundry cart is loaded into the van and the van takes off with a happy
Wufei inside.  Wufei starts to relax until he looks in the rearview mirror. 
The driver of the van is Dorothy! O_o!**

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hole me but I bust through

**Wufei climbs out of the cart and attempts to open the van door.  It's
locked!  Desperate to get out, Wufei kicks the door open, only to be greeted
by the moving pavement.**

Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors

**Wufei jumps and rolls upon the concrete.  Cars stop and swerve to avoid
the rolling Wufei.  When Wufei finally gets up, he sees the damage he's
caused to downtown (oops ^^;).  Unfortunately, Wufei can't savor this lovely
moment, for a motorcycle is coming towards him and fast.  The motorcyclist
is none other than Trowa, with Catherine in back.**

Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

**Trowa drives right by Wufei, who is attempting to run away from the
motorcycle, with little avail.  Trowa drives right by Wufei, and Catherine
leaps trying to get him.  But Wufei ducks and Catherine goes flying into a
fruit stand.  She's really agitated, but fine.**

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad

**Wufei heads towards an alley.  He runs inside, but it's a dead end, and
Trowa is approaching him, fast!  Looking up, Wufei see the fire escape and
grabs the ladder.  He climbs up just in time as Trowa approaches the alley
with his bike.**

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, well you soon will

**Wufei climbs up the ladder, and jumps into a room thinking he's safe. 
Looking up, he sees Relena and Hilde with their arms crossed and their toes
tapping (oops, wrong apartment ^^;).  Wufei charges for the door and runs
out, leaving the surprised Relena and Hilde in the dust.**

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

**Running down the hallway, Wufei turns around to see that Relena and Hilde
called their boyfriends, Heero and Duo to track him down.  Wufei, with a
surprised (and scared, mind you) look on his face dashes for the
elevators.**

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"

**Wufei pushes the button desperately for the elevator.**

Five days since you tackled me
I still got the rug burns on both my knees

**The doors open and Wufei jumps into it.  Now, he's furiously pushing the
close button, while the two Gundam pilots are catching up to the elevator.**

It's been three days since the living room
You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon

**The elevator doors close just in time.  Wufei is taken down to the
basement, and Heero pounds his hand on the metal door.**

Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait until you say you're sorry

**Wufei breathes a sigh of relief as the elevator transports him down to the
basement parking.  He gets off and looks both ways.  Thinking it's safe,
Wufei begins to walk towards the exit.  Suddenly, A man steps up behind him.
  Wufei turns and sees Zechs Merquise come straight towards him.**

Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

**Wufei faces Zechs, and Zechs stops in his tracks.  The two just glare at
each other.  They knew what must be done...**

Watchin' X-files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the smoking man's in this one

**Zechs takes off his cape, and Wufei does his fighting stance.  Then the
two fighters charge each other.  Fists fly and punches go everywhere, not to
mention kicks and scrapes and bites...**

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

**All of a sudden, a grey van drives right in front of the two fighters. 
Zechs ducks out of the way, but Wufei is standing right in front of the
van's path.**

Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai

**The van screeches to a halt.  Wufei lands on the hood of the van and does
his defensive stance (ya know, like on the Karate Kid movie... the one with
the girl??!).  Wufei looks through the windshield and he sees none other
than Lady Une.  She steps out of the van and hold a gun right between the
eyes of Wufei.  Of course, Wufei can't refuse an invitaion from a lady.
^^;;**

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got the boom
Anime babes, that make me think the wrong thing

**Lady Une forces him into the van and speed off towards the OZ
headquarters.  Lady Une is driving and Wufei's contemplating the situation
he has gotten himself into.  He looks around the desolate van and thinks
that OZ should at least put a TV inside here ^^.**

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad

**Lady Une pushes Wufei into an office.  Lady Une, while still holding
Wufei, stops right in front of the desk in the room.  The chair spins to
show the infamous Treiz Kushreinada (I hope I spelled that right ^^;). 
Treiz looks at his opponet, then spins towards the side and stands up.  He
grabs two swords hanging from the wall and tosses one to Wufei.  Wufei seems
to understand and Lady Une steps back.**

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean, you soon will

**Treiz holds up his sword and so does Wufei.  A sword battle ensues in
Treiz's office, with Lady Une as a spectator.**

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

**The sound of clashing swords fill the air.  Wufei appears to have the
upper hand until Treiz spins around and knocks Wufei in the stomach with his
elbow.  Wufei is on his knees and Treiz holds his knife by Wufei's neck. 
Treiz is victorious.**

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to the side and said "I'm sorry"

**Treiz was just about to finish Wufei when Sally bursts into the room
through the window.  She looks up and sees Treiz and Wufei on his knees (I
bet he was embarassed ^~).  Lady Une looks ready for battle, but Treiz holds
up his hand.  He tosses the sword away and beckons Sally to tackle him. 
Sally takes the invitaion and charges Treiz.  A fight between Treiz and
Sally erupts, while Lady Une and Wufei watch from the sidelines (Wufei and
Une come complete with sweatdrops ^^).**

Five days since I laughed at you
Saying, "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

**The fight finally ends with Sally kicking Treiz in the gut, and the leader
of OZ falls to the ground.  Sally looks satisfied, but Lady Une looks
pissed.**

Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do

**Lady Une lunges at Sally, but Sally is too fast and Lady Une crashes into
a hat stand.  Une is looks rather peeved and she lunges for Sally again, but
this time Sally grabs Lady Une's arm and flings her to the ground.  Lady Une
is down for the count, and Sally's attention draws back to Wufei.**

Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it will still be two days 'til we say we're sorry

**Sally glares at Wufei, who has a lot of sweatdrops appearing on his head
now.**

It's still be two days 'til we say we're sorry

**Sally grabs Wufei's ear and drags him back towards the hotel.  Wufei can't
complain about this situation now. ^~**

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

**We see the backs of Sally and Wufei lit up by the streetlights as they
walk down the dark street.  Sally still has her hand locked on Wufei's ear.
*sigh* ^^;**

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End Notes: Oh well, it looks like Wufei is in trouble ^^.  I hope you enjoy this fic too, just like the other one.