Author's Notes: It's a song parody from the group N'Sync (I'm not that big of a fan, but this song just fit).  And, I'm not the only one that noticed Relena's obsession with Heero (What's up with this girl?!).  So, dedicated to Heero and Relena's rocky relationship, here's the song parody for "Bye Bye Bye".
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Bye Bye Bye
sung by N'Sync; starring the people from GW (Mostly Relena and Heero)

**We start off with Heero leaning over a rail at a boardwalk. Relena
approaches him from behind and taps his shoulder. Heero turns and a look of
surprise appears on his face.**

Bye Bye Bye
Bye-bye

**Heero takes off running with Relena in pursuit.**

I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right, hey baby c'mon

**Heero jumps on a bike and takes off, with Relena holding her skirt.**

I loved you endlessly
But, you weren't there for me
So now it's time to leave and make it alone

**Heero takes the road into the woods.  He looks back to see Relena in her
pink limo driven by Pagan.**

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye
Bye-bye

**Heero makes a quick turn, and the limo has no time to react.  Heero dives
into the brush, but has no control over the bike.  It crashes into a tree,
and Heero rolls to the ground.  He looks up to see Wufei with the keys to a
truck behind him.  Heero smiles and takes the keys from Wufei.**

Don't wanna be a fool for you
I'm just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye-bye

**Heero comes up the dirt road driving a military truck.**

Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

**Heero looks into his rearview mirror and see a white taurus suit behind
him.  We flash into the cockpit to see Noin locking a missle on Heero's
truck.  She mouths the words 'got ya'.**

Just hit me with the truth
Girl you're more than welcome to
So, give me one good reason, baby c'mon

**Noin is about to fire at Heero when a scythe from behind cuts her taurus's
arm off.  The white taurus turns just in time to see it's legs cut off.  The
taurus smashes into the ground.  Noin takes off her goggles, pounds the
dashboard, and says 'dammit!' Heero looks into the mirror to see the black
and white Gundam flash a thumbs up.  Inside, Quatre is smiling inside the
suit.**

I'm here for you and me
And now I've really come to see
That life would be much better if you're gone

**Heero is back on the road, but unfortunately, so is Relena.  But this
time, she's in a yellow limo with Dorothy at the wheel.**

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye
Bye-bye

**Heero rolls his eyes.  He is approaching a nearby town, and he thinks that
he can lose the two girls in the streets.**

Don't wanna be a fool for you
I'm just another player in your game for two
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye-bye

**In order to lose them, Heero tries to turn at a sharp shoulder, but he
loses control and the truck turns to the side.  Dorothy stops the car in
front of the wreckage and Relena steps out.  She has a victorious smile on
her face.**

Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye

**Heero is still concious inside the truck, and he sees Relena approaching. 
In a paniced frenzy, Heero kicks the glass of the door and crawls out. 
Relena is taken by surprise at Heero's desperate reaction, and he takes the
chance.  Heero runs towards the streets.**

I'm giving up on love for sure
I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye-bye

**Dorothy jumps in front of Heero, trying to block his escape.  He takes off
in the other direction and heads for an alley.  Heero abruptly stops, for he
realizes it's a dead end.**

I'm checking out, I'm signing off
I don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough

**Heero turns around to see Relena and Dorothy.  Heero's eyes lock with
Relena's as she comes closer to her prey.**

I don't wanna be your fool
In this game for two
So I'm leaving you behind

**Just then, two figures jump in from the shadows.  Relena and Heero's stare
breaks and they turn to see Catherine and Trowa.  Dorothy makes a lunge for
the two, but Catherine is quick to retaliate.  She pulls out her daggers and
immediately pins Dorothy to the wall.  When Relena takes a chance and tries
to capture Heero finally, Catherine also pins her to the wall.  Heero looks
at Trowa and Trowa points the way for Heero.  Heero nods his head.  Trowa
and Catherine wave goodbye as Heero runs to his destination.**

Bye bye bye
I don't wanna make it tough [make it tough]
But I've had enough
and it ain't no lie [Bye bye baby]

**Heero runs towards the square, but finds that it is empty.  And, by some
miraculous reason, Relena appears and with some help from her brother, Zechs
Merquise.  Zechs is piloting the Tallgeese while Relena sits on it's
shoulders.**

Don't wanna be a fool for you
I'm just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby bye bye bye
Bye-bye

**Heero thinks he's screwed, but from out of the blue, the Gundam
Deathscythe appears and attacks the Tallgeese.  Relena falls from the
Tallgeese, and Zechs is in a panic to save her.  While the Tallgeese is
distracted, Duo puts the Gundam's hand to the ground and Heero instinctively
climbs on.  Deathscythe takes off while the frustrated Relena is sitting in
the Tallgeese's hand.**

Don't really want to make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I've had enough
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie

**Duo drops off Heero in the woods, where the Wing Gundam is being hidden. 
Duo takes off in front as Heero boards.  Of course, Relena catches up, but
she's too late.  The Wing Gundam changes into a plane and takes off.  Relena
holds her skirt with one hand and the other hand is balled up in a fist. 
She can be seen cursing at the Gundam pilot.**

Baby bye bye bye
Bye-bye
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End Notes: Well, that's it.  I thought it would be funny, since Heero does keep trying to run away from the relentless Relena (hey, that could be a future nickname!).  Anyways, if you want to use it, you may.  If you don't, well, it's still fun to read *laughs at the way Heero's face might look when he's being pursued by relentless Relena. ^^* I guess it's my time to say
Bye bye bye! *corniness alert!*