Church Signs
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Try our Sundays. They are
better than Baskin-Robbins!
Searching for a new look?
Have your faith lifted here!
An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal
Church has a picture of two hand holding stone tablets on which the Ten
Commandments are inscribed and a heading that reads, "For fast, fast, fast,
relief, take two tablets."
When the restaurant next to the
Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said "Open Sundays,"
the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays too."
Have trouble sleeping?
We have sermons - - come hear one!
A singing group called "The Resurrection"
was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed
the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection
is postponed."
People are like tea bags - -
you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
God so loved the world that He
did NOT send a committee.
Come in and pray today.
Beat the Christmas rush!
When down in the mouth, remember
Jonah. He came out alright.
Sign broken. Message inside
this Sunday.
Fight truth decay - - study the
Bible daily.
How will you spend eternity -
- Smoking or Non-smoking?
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Come work for the Lord.
The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the
retirement benefits are out of this world.
It is unlikely there'll be a
reduction in the wages of sin.
Do not wait for the hearse to
take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong
direction, God allows U-turns.
Looking at the way some people
live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
This is a ch_ _ch. What
is missing? --------(U R)
Forbidden fruit creates many
jams.
In the dark? Follow the
Son.
Running low on faith? Stop
in for a fill-up.
If you can't sleep, don't count
sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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