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Ok, since this is all about me I'm really excited! Sooo, let's see. I hate Waterfood (fish, crabs, shit like that) it's slimey and it SMELLS! I like sex; pretty cars that drive faaaast, but I hate stick-shifts! How're you supposed to be able to light a cigarette, yell at a screaming kid in the back seat, talk on your cell phone, take a turn, and shift all at the same time? It's IMPOSSIBLE!! Therefore I opt for automatics. LOL! :D Also sex, umm, music--all kinds! Rock, rap, classical, techno, pop...whatever! It all has a beat to me! My favorite alchohol would be SOUTHERN COMFORT! Although many will be happy to hear that I now drink BEER! Bud Light, baby! I also enjoy men who work at Pizza Hut--HAHA! Although I did try someone from Domino's once and, well, we all know how that turned out! ::stupid Todd!:: What else..love flip-flops, sex, Adult Swim, dirty jokes (even though I'm awful at telling them!) and Chihuahuas. They do NOT look like bald rats! AND I have to say that college football is the SHIT! Oklahoma University Sooners ALL THE WAY! B-O-O-M-E-R S-O-O-N-E-R!!!!!
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10 things ya might not know about me!
- I'm a daddy's girl. My dad is awesome and his wife buys me beer! :D
- I LOVE hot stuff--I'll put hot sauce on my hotdogs, ok! Me & dad have eaten jalapenos to see who could hang in there the longest!
- I'm a huge OU football fan now! Go Sooners! (I guess I have to thank Russ's dumb ass for that one!)
- I get really queasy easily--if someone's making wretching noises I WILL throw up! (Not fun at parties!)
- I read...for fun! Big books without any pictures! Yes, I know this may not seem
- I kick ass at Scrabble and Hangman and other games that involve spelling. When I was in the 3rd grade I got 2nd place in the school spelling-bee. I beat all the other 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders except ONE! Awesome job!
- Growing up I had 3 brothers and 1 half-sister...Now I have 1 brother. (Yeah, you do the math!) People are just always surprised to hear that I had more siblings than just Phillip.
- I'm extremely prissy about most things--I have to put on 10 pounds of make-up before I go
- When I drive I slip my shoes off. Yep, no shoes on. (The plus side of flip-flops!)
- I pierced my nose when I was 14--in my bedroom, with only a sewing needle, ice, and peroxide. Damn it hurt! When I was done I couldn't get a regular earring through the hole and realized my mom was going to beat my ass, so I walked around in my room for about 2 hours with a sewing needle in my nose before I took it out and went downstairs! Heh heh!
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OU Sooners
Joe Cartoon
Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
HELEN FAITH
Some of my poems
I can't believe you said that! (Quotes)
ill will press (it's pretty funny)