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-------------------------------------------------------------------------- The EHWF arena light's flicker as the word's run across the screne the fan's scream at the top of there lung's as the EHWF's Former Tag Team Champion's show up on the titan tron, The fan's errupt into a frenzy as the following image flashe's across the titan tron for the first time in nearly 5 month's.
The EHWF Arena over flow's with screaming as the theme "We Dont Die" blast's over the P.A. A large burst of liquid is shot from the ramp way as the fan's errupt into a frenzy! The camera zoom's in on several dozen soda bottle's reading "Faygo" The crowd begin's a chant of "Juggalo! Juggalo! Juggalo!" As the music cut's off and all of the light's fall out. The fans quietly stop singing and then an eary red light shine's on the ramp way revealing a large gate, It has moss among other thing's growing on it, There is a mid century gothic style door behind it, Rusted and weathered, As a demonic toned voice is heard. Behind this gate is a place A damp dark place Where sunlight does not shine A place where people who are different can call home And what home would be complete without a family?\ A family of hideous abominations that will cast out of your world The world that drags and boasts of love The world didn't love when they branded us freekshows Ahh yes, the deplorable little name we inbraced by tonight It was you that turned your back on them And now their going to rip your soul apart There's no way out now The mutation process is already begun Just like that Whether you change or decompose is no concern to me now You've been warned My job is done Welcome to the FREEK SHOW..... \ The Crowd uproar's as the rusty door swing's open and out walk's Michael Myer's and Jason Voorhees from movies Halloween and Friday the 13th. The fan's cheer as the two burst through the door's and kick through the gate, As they do, "All I Ever Wanted" blast's over the P.A. as Madrox and Monoxide Child come pearling out from the gate and door, Swinging bottles of Faygo through the air the fan's scream at the top of there lung's, Madrox and Monoxide get to the ring and smack Jason and Michael with the 2 litters, Jason and Michael pick them back up and throw them back, Twiztid look's confused as they walk up to the two men and get in there face's, Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees remove there mask's to reveal them selve's as none other than Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope! The Insane Clown Posse! The fan's errupt even louder as Madrox throws up a clown love sign, Monox Boogie (monoxide child) wave's his tounge around as all four men climb in the ring, They all grab mic's. Violent J begin's speaking.
ViOlEnT J HAHA! MUTHA FUCKA!! What the fuck is going on in the motha' fuckin' arena motha fucka! You know My boy Shaggz and Me was just on our Australian Tour! And figured we could stop by and slap that bitch boy Mace Steel in the fuckin' face for not coming to our show! Juggalo! JUGGALO! HAHA! Mutha Fucka! Ive seen juggalo! Adam Hardy is juggalo! Monox Boogie is Juggalo, Madrox, Juggalo, Shaggz Juggalo, Mace Steel...JuggaHO!!! Nah, Nah, Dawg im just playin' wit ya' I know your a busy man, You have a lot of shit to take care of, And I know your a juggalo...But the question is! Do all these people here know your a juggalo! (crowd pops!) You see, Because a juggalo...Would give the right people a title show, The HELLIONS...PFFT...HAHAHAHA! Those bitch ass wack mutha fucka's couldnt even whipe Madrox's ass! You need to open up your eye's dawg! Twiztid is the reign of the future! The, The mutha fuckin...The fuckin, umm..(shaggz whispers in j's ear)...yea...The fucking superiorities of this federation! They need that shot Mace.....If they dont get it... Monoxide Raises his mic. and begin's to speak. MONOXIDE CHILD Yea sucka! And if we dont get that shot! Were gonna take it out on yo' ass! Madrox and Shaggz smack Monoxide in the back of the head, Violent J look's at him and speak's again. ViOlEnT J Dont pay no attention to that green book reading flower boy! Man, Big Stank shut him the fuck up or something! He's fucking with my skillz! My...My....My tactic's! MONOXIDE CHILD Yea' Son! His Tactic's! Madrox and Shaggz smack Monoxide in the back of the head AGAIN, ViOlEnT J Now, Mace...If you dont give these boy's there rightfully deserved title shot, Then...Well, Than that's like....fucking...with my...mutha fukkin MOOONNNNEYYY...Motha Facko!....and if you fukkin with my money...Your fuckin' wit' yo' life! So, Think about it Mace! Give my client's a title shot! Or we will fuck yo' motha fukkin ass up motha facko! Violent J drop's the Mic. as Madrox, Monoxide, Shaggz, and J all leave the ring to the theme of "Sticky Icky Situations" by Anybody Killa'. The fan's cheer as the commentator's speak up before cutting to comercial. JR-Well, it look's as if ...Darklotus, The group of , I C P and Twiztid have given Mace Steel an altimatum! JP-I dont know if I like the sound of this JR, I mean Mace is in charge, and he certainly is large, But I wouldnt mess with 4 pissed off Juggalo's, Not for all the money in the world!
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