two old ladies
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home,
having a smoke, when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom,
cut off the end, pulled it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. That way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the
local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is,
after all, over 80 years of age),
but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.
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