Title: Animal Index DX
 Pairings: 1x2
 Circle/DJka: Figaro House and
various other 1x2 artists
Date Published: 1998.6.7

  • Artwork: It's Figaro House!! *grins* Adorable g boys who are on the verge of crossing the shota con line. The art is just too adorable for words with huge eyes and great hair *grins*... and lots of cross dressing ^_^ gotta love it.

  • Plot: The first story is the story of Neko Heero (Kitty Heero) and Usagi Duo (Bunny Duo). They're students at a high school - hence the uniforms.. no I don't know why they're cross dressed ^_^ but does anyone care? *grins* Their fellow students are Panda Wufei (>.< he's too cute for words.. not too bright.. but cute), Human Quatre, and Plant Trowa (He can grow any plant on himself o.O all he needs are the seeds and some sun). Nurse Sally Po and Sensei Zechs round out the casting.

    At any rate ^^ Heero and Duo are rushing to class late. Heero takes a flying leap *up* into the air (instead of his usual downward trajectory... heh...) and crash lands through the glass window just as Sensei Zechs calls his name. ^_^ Sensei is pleased. Duo comes rushing in some minutes later and is sent outside with buckets of water to hold (a common punishment for misdemeanors in an Asian school. Ranma anyone?) and a dunce cap. ^_^;;

    The story after that is Duo taking tea with Quatre. Quatre has a new line of tea ^_^ The Barton Tea! It's actually chibi Trowas with little plants sprouting out of their heads which one places into a tea cup like a tea bag o.O Duo passes out after a sip and is sent to the infirmary.

    Heero, upon learning this, goes to check up on Duo and wakens him with a with a lick to the cheek ^^;; he is a neko after all . . . Then he decides to have fun with Duo in the nurse's office. Duo being the modest little fluff bunny he is *snickers* protests, what if the nurse walks in. Heero, being the perfect soldier.. cross dressed he may be, has already taken care of it. He bribed Nurse Sally with cute Panda Wufei pics (in the shower, during gym, sleeping) a la Nabiki Tendo ^_^;; Hee chan gets so excited over tying Duo to the bed post that his little heart goes *wakuwaku* (Something along the lines of a LOUD heart thump) and Duo of course tells him this isn't the time to go wakuwaku and to let him go, damn cat ^_^ Then umm.. they have sex *grins*

    Later that day, Duo demands some of that Barton tea for Heero...

    Following up on that main story are several shorts by different authors. One of them explores the idea of Heero Usagi and Duo Neko. But since this is a 1x2 lover only book, Duo ends up on the bottom anyway ^^;; Oops? The next story has both Heero and Duo as nekos - with Wufei being Duo's master. Duo keeps stealing kisses from Heero, until Heero gets pissed off enough to initiate the kiss the next time they meet - and since Heero is so competitive - also jumps Duo ^_^;

    After that is an adorable short where again Duo Usagi and Heero neko appears. This time Quatre is their master and has to go to the store to get another cage for Heero neko (bad kitty!). He asks Duo to look after Heero for him. And somehow Duo ends up demanding payment for something o.O To which Heero neko creatively replies that he'll pay with his body *coughs* And Duo gets screwed ^_^ Literally ^_^ Quatre comes back and decides, with a cute little smile, that Heero doesn't need a cage after all. Duo can keep him out of trouble ^_^ At this Heero neko glomps a somewhat weeping Duo Usagi ^^;;

    This is getting long T_____T... anyway... the next story is definitely shota con. Duo is a *female* bunny and Heero is a cat. Heero the cat decides to eat Duo the bunny, stating that a three month old bunny tastes the best, and umm... 'eats' him and then screws him? ^^ *stares.... a few more to go* The next one is absolutely adorable. Duo bunny has Relena the human for a master; he's lonely all the time. One day he sees a homeless kitty, Heero, in the streets and asks Relena if he can play outside just like that kitty. Relena misunderstands and thinks that Duo wants to play with Heero. So she grabs Heero, cleans him up, dresses him in ribbons, and puts him on a leash for Duo. Only Duo didn't quite mean it like that ^^;;

    So anyway... the next story Duo puts on a pair of neko ears and sticks a pair of bunny ears on Heero. He then proceeds to freak Heero by asking.. somewhat like how Meowth talks o.O if Heero loves him, etc... then he asks if Heero wants to become his "meal". ^_^;; I dunno... I found that insanely funny for some reason - mainly because Heero breaks into a cold sweat at this point. The next one (will it never end? o.O) is a friendship story between Heero kitty and Duo bunny. Duo bunny follows Heero e~verywhere around talking and bringing up everything that comes to mind. Heero is annoyed but ends up blushing when Duo tells him its cause he likes Heero ^_^ kekekek cute.

    The next one T_________T is truly bizarre. Heero puts a pair of kitty ears on and has Duo put on bunny ears. He gets a good look at Duo and goes - This is definitely strange - and leaves. ^^;; Leaving behind a very confused Duo...? The last story is truly psychotic.... Duo bunny comes hopping upon a clearing where - get this - a Heero neko BALL is rolling around in a sullen matter. Duo bunny - complete with thought bubbles - decides it'd be fun to umm... roll around on top of Heero neko ball with an umbrella a la cirque du soleil? Heero neko ball naturally objects and blows himself up - sending Duo flying. Heero neko ball is smirking, very satisfied with himself. But lo and behold ^_^ Duo bunny is back and eager to play. They do this several times before Duo bunny's sheer persistence wears down Heero neko ball and it? he? resigns himself. The last panel is a very satisfied Duo bunny licking a lollypop leaning back agains a sulking Heero neko ball. I loved it ^_^ tee hee..... *eyes plots summary* that was long >.< The last few are info pages and memos the guest artists made.

  • Opinion: Adorable >.< so cute and well fluffy ^_^ gotta love it. Shota con non lovers may want to avoid it.... but heck ^_^ Cross dressing furry g boys, where do you see that everyday? *sweatdrops*


    Reviewed by Reishin


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