This is my readers poetry as well as some of my own
If you want to submit a poem Email it to me at billythepirate0@hotmail.com

Tacos by German

I love tacos
Someday I'am gonna marry a taco,
People ask me why I would want to marry a taco,
The reason is my overwhelming hate for Sylvester Stallone

Thunder by Vulture


Thunder kills Indians
They run around and shoot their arrows
Thunder

Jeremy by The German


Hi my name is Jeremy
I have a wind up finger
My ears are big and pointy
I have a shirt that says penis
My dad's name is Bing
This is why Bob Segat Must Die

Smack our Hoes by dj push buttons


lovin' the bj's
we's love our hoes
smack the fat boy
his name is coes

we make him eat babies
until he cries
smacking our bitch
like we smack our flies

Smack coes down
give him the runs
vomit in his pocket
..........coes is fat.........

Changs Mom by German


No Turning Red on a Left Light
Your on the Third rock to the Moon
Hey Mr. Rabbit why did you eat my Romain Lettuce?
Mom Your Crazy

Satans Penis by German


Satan's Penis
Do you really know the vortex of pain?
Satan's Penis
Why must you mate with my mongoose?
Satan's Penis
Where is my pistacios?

Fetus by CLANCY (A Poem about the pro-life movement)


We are but the fetus,
It is a delicacy to eat us.
We wish the queen would meet us,
So then the queen could eat us.
That would be the bestest,
Cause she would digest us.
With her stomach acid.


Procrastination By German


I'll finish the rest some other time


Serenity by MC Bonefuzz Dicebag


When my mind becomes crowded with howling anger,
rage and angst fill up in bottles with permanent corks.
Serenity seems immpossible, I am dying like a wingless bat.
Lost in a lifeboat in the middle of nowhere,
in the middle of the world's largest lake.
The fish are huge like distant planets.
May I smash the R2?

Washington DC by Mr PotatoHead


Have you ever been to the land of the free
Have you ever eatin burritos for a quarter
Have you ever licked the sweat off a donkey's butt
There is only one place where this is possible
MEXICO