In order to provide you, the customer, with the best possible service, we ask that you take a few minutes to complete this critique...
1. During your arrest, were you advised of your rights in a timely manner?
Yes ___ No___ What rights?___
2. If your attitude at the time of arrest required the use of force, how would you rate the application of said force?
Too much___ Not enough___ Just right___
3. If an arrest warrant was used during your arrest, what type was it?
Consensual___ Court ordered___ Police ordered___
4. When you were handcuffed, how would you rate their use?
Too tight___ Not tight enough___ Too loose___ Not loose enough___ Just right___
5. For what crime were you arrested?
Homocide___ Rape___ Robbery___ DWI___ Stupid in public___ Highway Mopery___ Other ______________________________
6. During your arrest, was the officer's commentary, directed at you, politically correct?
Yes___ No___
7. During your ride to jail, how many times did the officer's driving habits cause your face to impact with the "silent partner"?
Once___ Twice___ Three times___ I can't remember___
8. Once you arrived at our jail, how were you removed from the vehicle?
Through the car door___ Through the trunk___ From the trunk___ Through the wing window___ Off the bumper___
9. Have you taken advantage of our department's free attitude adjustment program?
Yes___ No___ Not yet___
10. How would you rate the food at our jail, in comparison with food at other jails you have visited?
Excellent___ Good___ Fair___ Poor___ Bad___ What food?___
11. Would you recommend being arrested by our department to your fellow felons?
Yes___ No___ You gotta be kidding___
12. Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were arrested for?
Yes___ No___
13. Were you offered an opportunity to confess to the crime you were not arrested for?
Yes___ No___
14. Our department is offering a "Time Saver Program", whereby you can sign all forms ahead of time, and we will fill in the blanks later. Would you be interested in such a program?
Yes___ No___ Does "X" count as a signature?___
Thank you for your participation!
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