*“That Thing She Does"*

Her. Doing that thing she does.
Making Mulder not find the Truth, and seducing him and
CSM.
And she.  Does mean to be cruel.
She’s always known about the Project.  And the
Conspiracies!

We try and try to infect that girl!  But it’s just so
hard to do.
Everytime she does that thing she does.

Now, Mulder knows all the games she plays.
And he’s finally found a way to let her know that- she
is such a bitch.
Because we [Mulder and Scully] are happy- can’t you
see?
If you’d only let them be the one to kill you- hack
you with an ax!

They try and try to infect that girl!  But it’s just
so hard to do.
Everytime she does that thing she does.

Now they know the Truth (Now they know the Truth...)
And no one believes her.
It’s the bitchiness she displays.
And they just can’t take it anymore!!!
Yeah!!!!

[Songwriters Notes: it helps to think this music is them partying after killing her :)]

Because we [Mulder and Scully] are happy- can’t you
see?
If you’d only let them be the one to kill you- hack
you with an ax!

We are so damn happy to see you go!
With the aliens!
And that I know her, she’s doing that thing-
Everyday just doing that thing-
I can’t take her doing that thing she does!!!

*The thing Diana (she) does is:
Being Alive
Being a Bitch
Being a Liar
Seducing Mulder
Calling Mulder Fox
Interfering with Mulder and Scully’s relationship
Being a Bitch (I know, I had to repeat this one.)
Being Fowl
Being Diana Fowley... etc... feel free to add to this
list :)