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* "Killing Diana Fowley" *

   She's into doin' old guys.
   Conspiracies abound.
   She'd like to seduce Mulder
   So that the truth can't be found.
 
   She's into hidin' aliens
   and buckets of lingerie.
   And if 'They' came for Scully
   It'd really make her day.
 
   She's got some strange obsessions
   Such as stripping for sick men.
   So many ways to beat her down,
   and then do it all again!
   Oh it's got to be a sin!
 
   Turn her inside out!
   Killing Diana Fowley
   Her hair ripped from her scalp
   Killing Diana Fowley
   we'll make it hurt so bad
   Many wonder how we
   Think of so many ways
   of Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   We're Killing Diana Fowley!
 
   We'd like to poke her eyes out,
   and then remove her head.
   Set fire to her body
   That why we know she's dead.
 
   Some poision in her water
   And some Hemlock in her food.
   It'd be so entertaining!
   She's so damn awful lewd!
   Not to mention mighty Rude!
 
   Alright!
 
   Turn her inside out!
   Killing Diana Fowley.
   Her hair ripped from her scalp
   Killing Diana Fowley.
   Hey it's so fun to watch
   Many wonder how we
   come up with all these ways
   of Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   We're Killing Diana Fowley!
 
   Love Killing Diana Fowley
 
   She's got some strange obsessions
   Such as stripping for sick men.
   So many ways to beat her down,
   And then do it all again!
   Oh it's got to be a sin!
 
   C' mon!
 
   Turn her inside out!
   Killing Diana Fowley
   Her hair ripped from her scalp
   Killing Diana Fowley
   We'll make it hurt so bad
   Many wonder how we
   Can make so many ways
   of Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   We're Killing Diana Fowley!
 
   C'mon
 
   Turn her inside out!
   Killing Diana Fowley,
   Her hair ripped from her scalp
   Killing Diana Fowley.
   Hey it's so fun to watch
   Many wonder how we
   Come up with so these ways
   of Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   Killing Diana Fowley-- C'mon!
   We're Killing Diana Fowley!