"Why Don't You Get A Job?"
The X-Files Version
By: Starbuck
Sing To The Tune Of: "Why Don't You Get A Job?" by Offspring
 
 

*The X-Files Version of "Why Don't You Get a Job?"

Mulders got an X-girlfriend and we hate that bitch,
we contemplate her death everyday,
she wants to have mulder all to herself,
but scully wont let her get her way.

She works with CSM, at the FBI,
so she can see Mulder everyday,
he doesn't know the truth about who she is,
but he'll find out someday.

Go away, go away, awaaay,
na na
no one likes Fowely.

Stay away, stay away, awaaay,
na na
leave Mulder to Scully.

She tried to strip for Mulder but he started to scream,
so she stunded him and sent him away,
when Scully found out she was really mad,
she called Fowely a liar, and walked away.

Walked away, walked away, awaaay,
na na
your so damn ugly

Stay away, stay away, awaaay,
na na
leave Mulder to Scully.

Well I guess your not having luck with men at all, oh yeah,
you have probably turned them all from straight, to gay.

Scully hated Fowely from the begining,
Gibson could tell right away,
he liked Scully more then the fowl one,
but then he got taken away.

She will pay, she will pay, will paaay,
for letting Gibson get away.

Go away, go away, awaaay,
na na
if you die thats ok.

We wont give you no pity, it's all your fault,
na na
you should rot and decay.

Stay away, stay away, awaaay,
na na
leave Mulder to Scully.
 

...Now thats something everyone can enjoy.