"The Fowley-Hater's Lament"
By: Dana Scully
Sing To The Tune Of: "Push" by MatchboX 20
 
 

* "The Fowley-Hater's Lament" *

‘Say I don’t think she’s ever been good enough
She’s a little bit rusty
And I think her head is cave’n in
And I don’t think we have ever been really giv’n
A death scene for Fowley
And I feel like something’s gonna give
And I’m a little bit angry !

Well, now it’s over
Yeah right here
We don’t need that bitch around
They can’t stop us
We will change it
Yeah we just might feel good

If I want to ki-ill the Fowl
Well I will, well I will
If I want to push her-er down
Well I will, well I will
If I want to exsanguinate her
If I wanna exsanguinate her
Hell, hell then I will.

She said ‘All I do on this show is be a bitch to Scully
I want Mulder to trust me
Although in the end I will betray him’
And I don’t know why she couldn’t just stay out of their lives
Couldn’t stay away from them
When they were so close to finding the truth
With the X-Files that she took from them !

Well, don’t you stand there,
Just lie’n to them
‘Cause we’ve been cheated, we’ve been wronged
You, you don’t belong here
And we’ll boot you
We will do anything we want!

If I want to ki-ill the Fowl
Well I will, well I will
If I want to push her-er down
Well I will, well I will
If I want to exsanguinate her
If I wanna exsanguinate her
Hell, hell then I will.

Oh, now don’t strip for Mulder
Just wait a minute
Look how you’ve messed things up
You are so cray-zay, cray-ay-zay
We’ll kill you, Fowlaaay
We’ll kill you, Fowlaaay, Fowlaaayaaaay

If I want to ki-ill the Fowl
Well I will, well I will
If I want to push her-er down
Well I will, well I will
If I want to exsanguinate her
Yeah, yeah, yeah
If I wanna exsanguinate, exsanguinate
Hell, well I will,
‘nd I will, I will, I will (yeah we just might feel good)
‘nd I will, I-I will, I-I will, ye-ah
Ki-il the Fowl and drag her down
I want to push her-er down, well I wi-i-ill.
 
 
 

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