*Mulder's Version of "Don't Want You Back"*

DON'T DON'T WANT YOU BACK!

You came on to me faster than a shark attack

you saw me once and then you bounced right back!( alright )

and you used to have such a pretty face!?

but back then i was blind you were a disgrace!

You should have known that i would be another victim of
Scully's

seX-u-al-ity

but hey we're done and over with!

Chorus:

DON'T DON'T WANT YOU BACK!

DON'T WANT YOU BACK!

'cause you're with the conspiracy

I know

that's all i can say

DON'T WANT YOU BACK!

forgive my honesty

But you gotta know, that you are a HOE!

DON'T WANT YOU BACK!

You made me think that we could be friends

I did'nt know you were working with CSM.

But soon Scully made me realize,

You told a hundred, NO, thousand lies!

::Repeat Chorus::

That's right!

Fowley.... Don't bother telling me your reasons
why,

Just let us end this story, about you and I.

DON'T WANT YOU BACK!

I've found another.

That's all I can say

DON'T WANT YOU BACK!

You know I've got a girl.

::Repeat Chorus::

I.........I......... DON'T WANT YOU BACK!!!!