*The X-Files Version of "Cheap and Evil Girl"*

A CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL SETS OUT ON FOX MULDER
HER NAME IS DIANA,SHE'S POISONOUSLY UGLY
SHE MOST LIKELY IS REALLY GAY
AS THE DIM DETECTIVE LEAD ASTRAY
AND THE PISSED OLD MEN OF THE SYNDICATE SAY

THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL

THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL, HER LAST NAME IS HER FIRST
SHE PISSES SCULLY, SHE'S DEVIOUSLY DIRTY
SHE FANTASIZEDS ABOUT HER DEATH
SHOOTING HER IN THE CHEST
SHE'S DEAD ON ARRIVAL
DEEP, ILLEGAL SIHS --OH! IT'S A SCANDAL

THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL

SCULLY PLANS FOR HER ASSINATION
BANG AND BANG, THERE'S A SHOT, SHE'S A GONER
LAUGH AS SHE DIES CASUE YOU GOT MULDER

SCULLY GOT HER LOVE
WITH HER LARGE HEART

THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL IS NO LONGER WITH YOU
MULDER POLISHED THE RING, TOOK IT OUT OF HIS POCKET
HE HEARS HER COMING DOWN THE HALL
UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION IS SOLVED!
HE WILL PURPOSE TO HER RIGHT NOW
CAUSE THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL WAS NEVER IN HIS HEART

THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL

THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
SHE'S THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
OH, THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL
SHE'S THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL, GIRL, GIRL
THE CHEAP AND EVIL GIRL