2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
13. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
14. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
15. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
16. Rent a pizza.
17. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
18. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
19. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
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