THE WORST PICK UP LINES
Some of these I found online, others  from friends.


Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

After you were created, they broke the mould.

My name's [--------]. That's so you know what to scream.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

[Tapping his thigh] You just think this is my leg.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Mmmmmmm nice hair....wanna f...?


Any pick up lines you ladies and gents have, please email me with them so I can add them. I know there are just zillions out there, and some are real good and actually creative!! Others...Well...um:-)

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