THE WORST PICK UP LINES
Some of these I found online, others from friends.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
After you were created, they broke the mould.
My name's [--------]. That's so you know what to scream.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
[Tapping his thigh] You just think this is my leg.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
Mmmmmmm nice hair....wanna f...?
Any pick up lines you ladies and gents have, please email me with them so I can
add them. I know there are just zillions out there, and some are real good and
actually creative!! Others...Well...um:-)
links BlackSatin
Index On men and woman
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