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A friend sent me these fun "quotes"...Thanks again Larry!!
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes.
It's our job to stomp them, an then keep them in the
dark until they mature. And, hopefully they'll turn out to be
something we would like to have dinner with.
Men-tal . . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown...
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him.
Then tell him
to pick only one.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.......
A man wants woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your E-mail?
A: Rename the folder to "instruction manuals"
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name? ............
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why do men like smart women?............
Opposites attract.
How do men exercise on the beach?............
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?............
ONE.........He just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve around him.
What did God say after creating man?............
I can do so much better
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?..........
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?............
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating
your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after
mating?............
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?......
.
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?............
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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