The sky was blue and the air was hot! Belldandy opened one eye and immediately shut it for the intense light from the window nearly blinded her. She yawned and stretched a bit before turning and accidentally slapping Keiichi in the face. To her surprise, Keiichi jumped out of bed immediately and started running like crazy around the house. Twisting and turning all over the place! As he was coming back from the other room, he stopped, exhausted! He got in to bed and went back to sleep.
“Are you ok, dearest?” replied Belldandy to the unearthly experience.
Keiichi just kept on snoring. It was later when she found out that in his dreams, when she slapped him, it meant he had to start a race. But, as they were getting ready to go to the bathroom to brush up for morning, Urd and Skuld had lost it! The kitchen was completely a mess! Smoke was everywhere and the alarm was screaming their brains off! Skuld was unsuccessfully trying to stop the smoke from getting to the alarm by ventilating it with a pillow. Urd……well Urd was still trying to cook breakfast by throwing pancakes on the ceiling. There were a couple stuck there on top and one broken one on Urd’s forehead but she was still trying to get the burned (stuck to the pan) pancake that unfortunately never came off and was making all the smoke!
Belldandy and Keiichi each took Urd’s hands and placed her outside to cool off and before any more damage could be done! Skuld, exhausted, collapsed together with the pillow while Keiichi was still trying to rub off the burned pancake.
“Why don’t I take Urd to the library while you guys clean up….?” Belldandy blushed.
“O great, why would you take Urd to the library any ways, all she wants is …… I’m not even gonna try!” replied Keiichi in despair.
“Believe me, all I’m gonna say is COOK BOOKS!”
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Meanwhile…… in Heaven, Peorth was looking up “Roses Perfume” on the GoddessNet (internet for Goddesses). She found a good site with different options but as she scrolled down, none of them caught her attention………o but the last one did! It was called “For the Love of Roses XXXXX” She immediately clicked on it and just as the page was downloading, a skull (about the size of the screen) appeared on the computer, over a black background. It kept on saying “Gotcha!” and sticking it’s tongue out. Peorth being very bored, didn’t pay any attention and left to her ALL-ROSES room. She said to herself “I’m gonna marry Tuxedo Mask someday…”
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As Keiichi had finally gave up on the pan and threw it in the trash, someone appeared through the door. Someone behind many, many, many books!
“Hey, we’re back!” shouted Belldandy.
“I can see that.”
Urd sat down on the couch and piled the books on top of her!
“Do I have to…..?” she asked boringly.
“YES!” cried everyone!
Hours passed and Urd fell asleep from all that reading. Starved to death, Belldandy ordered some pizza and everyone was gulping it up un-chewed. Urd woke up though and continued on her second book. All of a sudden, she burst in crying.
Belldandy got up immediately before she could finish her last bite of pizza.
“What’s the matter Urd, I’ve never seen you like this?”
“Ahhhhhh… it says…. it says to cut up…. ahhhhhhh… the tomato in many pieces and put it in the boiler….. AHHHHHHHHHH!”
“Skuld…” called Belldandy.
“I’ll be right back…” Skuld replied instantly. In a few minutes, she was back with a thermometer.
“And… look… now it says they have to cut the carrot’s tail off….. ahhhhhhh… weaaaaaaa…..”
“It’s ok Urd, we’re gonna get you some sleep.”
“But the poor…”
Keiichi was relaxing: “Well, look at the bright side, we won’t suffer, Urd the Pain anymore.” He got up and helped Belldandy and Skuld bring Urd to a bed while she was bawling her eyes out.
In the morning, Belldandy went to check up on Urd.
“Oh………. My………. God………!” she screamed.
Urd was playing with the covers and had made herself a tent out of it. Her clothes were cut up and made dolls from and the walls were painted in a multi colored mess! Urd got out of the covers and ran up to Skuld.
“Skuld! Skuld! Play hide-n-go-seek with me! Ok, I’m counting. Iney, meney, mainey, mo, patch a packet full of foe… Your it!!!!” she ran behind the couch.
Skuld, gave a big sigh and (Belldandy in the meantime was hiding away from Urd) shouted “Found you…” Skuld started to drag her to the bedroom while Urd was fantasizing. “Let’s go to the toy store! I wanna get the new Magic Angel Barbie! She can blow bubbles!”
Next morning, Belldandy came out of the bedroom (with her pee-jays on) as Urd shouted. “Wow! Baby! You are looking HOT, today!” He went to Belldandy and ran her fingers along the side of her back. “You do have a nice puchee puchee!”
Belldandy, screamed and ran into the bathroom. “ That is the last puchee puchee your gonna see around here, you little harasser!”
She came out a couple of hours later. “There is defiantly something wrong with Urd… we have to do something about…”
“Hey man, Keiichi, so you wanna go to an all-night girls club?” mentioned Urd.
“Ummmm, Urd, you’re a woman! I don’t know if you are a … but you’re a woman” answered Keiichi.
“Im a man!” shouted Urd.
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Maybe we should check this out in Heaven, Skuld.” Feared Belldandy.
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Good idea, but are you sure Keiichi is gonna be fine with Urd?” replied Skuld.
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Woman!”
“Man!”
“Let’s hope so! At least they’re both men, now.”
“Woman, woman, woman, woman, woman, woman!”
“No, man, man, man, man, man!”
Belldandy touched her diamond on her forehead and put her hands by her side while shutting her eyes. The diamond let out a long blinding streak of light, which started expanding throughout the room. It covered everything and all of a sudden, disappeared together with Belldandy. Skuld touched her mark on her forehead and shut her eyes. In moments, light bolts, from her feet to the ceiling formed around her and started spinning. It exploded and Skuld was gone, too.
Meanwhile… in Heaven, as Peorth was tanning in her full-of-roses garden, Belldandy and Skuld appeared. They asked her if anything had gone wrong in the Yggdrasil System. And Peorth replied with an innocent face “Umm, no, what could possibly go wrong with me around?” Belldandy and Skuld looked at each other. They went to check the computer systems. Skuld sat down in the chair and opened the screen. The skull was still there and was still sticking its tongue out. Skuld immediately used her scanning devise, which was used by her eyes. Light from her eyes to the computer formed as she was reading the details.
“It’s a bug, a very silly virus. It affects goddesses with blood type B, which would be Urd, by changing their personalities after each period of sleep. It can be very dangerous because once Urd passes her three first personalities, than the evil inside her comes up, in this case for Urd, it would be double!” explained Skuld.
“After three personalities pass… O GOD WE HAVE TO GET KEIICHI OUT OF THERE!” despaired Belldandy. The phone rang and Belldandy picked it up.
“Hello, you have reached the Relief Goddess Office. May I help you?”
“Hello, Belldandy, it’s me Keiichi!”
“O, are you ok? How’s Urd doing?”
“Well, how are you guys doing on that fixing because Urd is driving me crazy! She is trying on all my clothes. And she’s making lots of changes to them!”
“I don’t know, one second. Skuld, do you think you can fix it?”
“Well, I can make a crystal that will help, but we also have to use our powers. Maybe even call our angels.” Worried Skuld.
“Keiichi, we think it might work but we’ll call as soon as we have news. I’ll be home in a sec. There’s something coming up which we won’t like.”
“I’m not even gonna ask. I’ll be waiting, bye!”
“See you there, dearest, bye. Call me when your done, ok Skuld?” Belldandy asked while shutting the phone.
Meanwhile… in Heaven, Belldandy had just arrived when Skuld told her they must work fast. She placed the diamond in the middle and together with Belldandy and Peorth, they made a circle around it. Without holding hands, the three goddesses shut their eyes. They rose their hands up and joined them above their heads. Their bodies started rising and spinning.
“Holy Bell Activation!” Belldandy called for her angel.
“Noble Scarlet Activation!” Skuld followed.
“Gorgeous Rose Activation!” ended Peorth.
Soon, a ball of light came out of each of their bodies and rose above their heads. It exploded and three angels appeared, their angels.
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Keiichi was reading one of Urd’s cooking books when he heard a laughter from where Urd was sleeping. (or was supposed to be sleeping ^_^) Unfortunately, Belldandy didn’t use enough power for Urd so the spell broke earlier and obviously Urd woke up. The wall between rooms broke to pieces before Keiichi’s eyes. Everything was a mess and Urd was in a black long dress which was tight around her body.
“Couldn’t you have used the door, Urd?” Keiichi said foolishly with out knowing what he was getting into.
“You miniature imbecile! Do you know whom your talking to? I could destroy each and every piece in your body by blowing you a kiss. But, I’ll force your wife to do it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!” Urd left the house and by using her powers, destroyed everything she came upon. Thunder and thick dark clouds followed everywhere she went.
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Meanwhile… in Heaven, the three goddesses where preparing for the last spell. This time their hands were joined. Light bolt streaks came out of their signs on their forehead and met into the middle where the crystal was. Soon, another funnel of light formed from the crystal to the ceiling. Sparkles from every corner in the room started running around them and gathered in the middle of the funnel into a small glowing silver ball. The ball started to expand and soon covered them and the space around them. By each second, the light became more intense. The angels united their hands together and pointed at the middle core of the ball. Streaks of light started bursting out of the ball and finally exploded! …………………………….
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Belldandy lifted her body off the floor to find Peorth fantasizing: “Roses… roses… roses!” and Skuld playing with her toes. She smacked both of them and looked at the computer. The skull was gone! They had done it! Soon, Belldandy and Skuld used their magic to go back home.
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Surprised, they found Keiichi and Urd together on the couch sleeping in the middle of the biggest mess! Belldandy lifted Keiichi and brought him to bed with her powers. Skuld did the same with Urd. They brushed up and went to bed.
The next morning as Belldandy and Keiichi were just getting out of bed and to eat breakfast, they found Urd in the kitchen along with a bigger mess! She was now trying to make sausages in a pot! Of course the pot had landed on Skuld’s head and most of the sausages where lying on the floor as well as stuck on the ceiling.
Belldandy and Keiichi laughed to their self “There’s nothing like having our old Urd back!”
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