Coffee Raid in Fourside
Written by: Ness

In a recent burglary on Thursday at Jackie's Cafe, many of the bags of the "Rich Mountainy Coffee Goodness" brand of coffee beans were stolen.  The owner of the establishment said the coffee beans were from the mountains of the Not-So-Deep Darkness nation.  "The [coffee]beans are the best in the world, and many of my enemies would like to get their hands on it," said a rather paranoid Jackie.  The local FSPD(Fourside Police Department) stated that the burglary may have been related to the recent mysterious appearance and disappearance of the Twoson crook, Everdred.  As the police handle this matter further, a follow-up article will be posted.